Hell is being put on hold by your insurance provider while they try to figure out why they don’t have access to the insurance information they provide for you, only for them to say, “I know your account says you have insurance, and gives you a breakdown of benefits, but uh, actually… you don’t.”

Some weirdo who is also arguing about how Jeffrey Epstein isn’t a pedophile: I sleep in a racing car. Do you? @wqsaves.bsky.social : I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I ported over a thread from Twitter that breaks down the most horrifyingly depraved TTRPG ever created. It’s the Jeffrey Epstein of TRRPGs. ⬇️

Take your “thanks”, and fuck off.

A “VOTE”. NOT AN GUARANTEE AT ALL!!! IT’S A VOTE THAT WILL LOSE! YOU DUMB FUCKING SONOFABITCH.

Kya’s new thing is flopping over and gathering all of her toe beans in one place as she snores next to me. Also, she snores so loud for such a tiny little thing. #Caturday

Anyone have a recommendation for a Washington D.C. employment attorney who would have experience with Non-Profit Organization layoffs?

So, her argument is that Republicans are so dead-behind-the-eyes stupid that they have no concept of needing to *continue* voting each year in a democracy, in order to maintain the status quo, if they’re happy with it? Sure, Jan.

A REPUDIATION OF TRUMP AND MAGA HAPPENED TONIGHT!

As someone who was in an abusive relationship when I was younger, the fact that this monster, Jesse Mack Butler, committed multiple rapes, assaults, and attempted to murder his victims until they complied, then got off with a year probation instead of 80 years in prison, is UNFORGIVABLE.

Racist Republicans won’t even bother voting for a black candidate and Dems are turning out in droves to vote for Spanberger. So ready to replace Youngkin with her!

I forgot to take any pictures after I got ready, so my makeup was rubbed off a little by the time I remembered to take one, but here is my skeleton costume. I hope everyone had a happy Halloween! 🎃

This asshole is going to get us all killed through sheer stupidity. Imagine, ordering nuclear testing simply because you’re such an emasculated little dweeb, that through sheer insecurity and ego, you are compelled to play ‘my peepee is bigger’ with other world powers again after 33 years.

Imagine being so much of a snob that you gate-keep Halloween from children. I guess not shocking that people are this selfish in this country right now. Want your grandkids or nieces are nephews to come trick-or-trick? Too bad. Can’t have the poors dirtying up the place, right? Vile people.

I hope the Incel who made this has the same necrotic flesh of the dick problem as the guy who tried suing Twitch because he fapped too hard to female streamers and rubbed his dick raw. And then I hope his dick just falls the fuck off. What a terrible day to have eyes @tznkai.bsky.social.

If someone is so irresponsible that they had something permanently inked on their body while they were blackout drunk, and didn’t think to look into what it meant FOR 20 YEARS, (and didn’t have any friends who saw it and thought it was fucked up) and turns out it’s Nazi adjacent??? Think about that.

If you are hiding people from ICE, please do not then get online and tell all the internet the exact location of where those people were when you hid them from ICE You would think this would be common sense, but alas

Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related. He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:

A few shots from No Kings - Louisville, KY

No Kings protest in Lexington, Ky., for @kentuckylantern.com #nokings

I just saw someone refer to Stephen Miller as Naziferatu and that’s all I can see now.

Cool. Cool. Cool. So, go fuck yourself.

First of all, fuck ICE. Secondly, if you enjoy lawsplainers from kind and brilliant people, give Luther a follow.

“Allegedly unlawfully transmitted and retained classified documents” WHAT?

What do you do with leftover beef tenderloin? You make Beef Tenderloin Benedict for brunch.

This BITCH. Notice how she leaves out the fact that the lawmaker who was murdered was a Democrat and the guy who murdered her was a Republican nutjob.

Ya’ll, I love Dolly Parton. I don’t know how she stays so kind and humble but god knows the world could use more like her.

I just saw a video of a Trump supporter claiming that ICE agents are being killed with guillotines in the middle of the road. The absolute brain rot in this country is unspeakably horrifying.

If the alt text has said “he was shot shortly after” would that have still been a banable offense? I think being shot is an unsurprising negative consequences of promoting hatred. I also think being shot is something that can happen to you regardless in this country. Why was someone banned for this?

Anyone who has ever been to a Build-a-Bear store knows you type the damn name in yourself. I hope these dumbasses get all the attention they wanted.

Pay no attention to the TERF behind the curtain.

These are the real thugs in this country. **TRIGGER WARNING** This is hard to watch.

I appreciate Taylor Swift writing this song. 😂😂😂

I know someone out there can read this and tell me what drugs they think this guy is on. 😂

The dismissal by many journalists of the detailed, openly published plan to consolidate executive power and dismantle key democratic institutions wasn’t just lazy reporting. In some cases it was a deliberate effort to downplay an extremist agenda, with dangerous consequences. See below.

Every time some dude goes on some misogynistic screed over my service… I just laugh.

“The president is unhinged. He is unwell.” “A lot of folks on your side are TOO.”

This is why I have never bought the “support our troops” rhetoric from anyone on the right side of politics. It conditional, not on your service, but on your politics. And in case you’re wondering, this is the rampant kind of misogyny in the military Pete Hegseth wants to protect.

I don’t think I even need to explain how pompous and disrespectful Pete Hegseth’s address to top military leaders in the nation was, but let me tell you something, he made it clear to that whole room that he doesn’t understand modern warfare. His warped idea of the military only pissed them off.

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

Listen, I get that some people might not know that the dieworkwear guy is Asian, but I still kind of am boggled by why anyone would think there was something wrong with that post even if they didn’t know? Wouldn’t that post have, you know, been a clue instead?

Oh… that’s fucking gross. Going to Starbucks to intentionally harass their employees should get you banned for life. These Charlie Kirk cultist are psychotic.

Left wing dipshits refusing to accept reality the same way MAGAts do is so goddamn pathetic. Listen, I get that the world isn’t fucking fair, and there’s little recourse against this administration outside of the courts, and apart from voting these fuckers out, but denying the law won’t change it.

Guys... it was me. I "turned off" the escalator... and the teleprompter... and the sound system... I mean, I was hundreds of miles away, but, you know...

I’m just going to start tagging @kathryntewson.bsky.social in AI lawyer shenanigans the way everyone tags Popehat in posts about RICO cases.

Listen, I know the juiciest thing in the files is probably stuff we already know about Trump and Epstein, but watching Trump delaminate every time they’re mentioned is hilarious. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Why is there a male loneliness epidemic? Oh, gee, I have no idea…

Oh… well THAT’S fucking bonkers. The audacity of these assholes. You’re already gouging the shit out of people just looking for a place to live, and now you want half of their income if they’re in a creative field? Get the fuck out of here.

“If you don’t take any tests, you can’t have Covid.” “Look at the Amish, they don’t acknowledged anything they don’t believe in, and therefore it doesn’t exist. Like autism!” What an embarrassment we are to the rest of the world.

A professor told me once that he refused to teach “constitutional law,” but could teach “a history of constitutional decisionmaking.” Now I understand why.