Project Hail Mary might be one of my favorite films of all time. It had everything. I hope everyone gets a chance to go see it.

Gavin Newsom is not equipped to begin the reconciliation that will be required to even begin trying to salvage the relationships with our global allies. If Pritzker or Beshear run, that’s who I’ll be paying attention to. I’m done with fame-hungry meme-clowns running our country.

GO CATS!

For someone who prides himself on fearless scrutiny, Glenn Greenwald is remarkably sensitive to being scrutinized for being hypocritical two-faced hack. Because he responds like this, being an antisemitic crybaby little bitch.

Hi. It’s me. I’m the colleague. 🤗 The M stands for Mayonnaise. Peanut butter is salty. The Mayo is kind of sweet. They’re tasty together. You should try eating peaches with cottage cheese, mayo and paprika…

You know what? She’s right.

Seen in the Houston airport gift shop a few years ago during a layover.

Oh my god. They’re so unbelievably stupid. And of course they’re foot fetish people. I’m sorry but this is the most obvious right-wing kink bait. 😂 www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Anyone else hearing stories of people getting weird messages that sound off from loved ones being deployed?

This is how an attorney ends up murdered by their paralegal. 😑

It was 84° yesterday!!!! WTF??

These are the same dumb fucks who said Kamala would be worse than Trump.

Being enlisted is the closest thing to socialism most Americans will ever experience

I see the unhinged leftists who believe everyone who serves in the military is a murderous psychopath have decided to opens their mouth and confirm how dumb they are today.

Virginia and Washington D.C. residents, is there anything that can be done about this creepy dude, Bryan Betancur, who has stalked multiple women, filming himself touching women’s hair on the Metro????? This sends chills down my spine.

People exhaust me.

When your MAGA sister punishes you for being unwilling to talk about politics with them, and refusing or sit on the phone and be screamed at by them, while they have a meltdown over their divorce and being called a racist as a cop, by refusing to let you talk to your niece and nephews anymore.

It’s been one of those weeks. You know the rules. If I have to see it, so do you. Or, heart it, I guess. I am a little sorry for this one, because this woman should be put on a “banned from all hotels” list. Banned from coffee makers. Nasty jail.

So, miscarriages suck. I don’t think men appreciate how the changes your body makes in just 7 weeks can fuck up your whole uterus. The psychological torture of “this wasn’t supposed to happen but I’m devastated by it anyway, is this my fault” is the worst part. See below for the kick in the teeth.

I want to thank everyone who has reached out this week to check on me and all the support I’ve been given. Love you all, so much. Thank you for making such a painful experience so much more bearable with your love and support. You are all the best. 🥹❤️

Me singing along to the karaoke track of the Backstreet Boy’s “Backstreet’s Back” until it got to the end of the commercial…

I want to travel before the rest of the world bans US from their countries because of the fucking idiot in charge.

That’s not a BlueSky thing. It’s a miserable person thing. In fact, please enjoy this thread of one of the most miserable people I have ever had the misfortune of interacting with. To begin, imagine running around policing what tv shows people like. “I don’t like that YOU are having fun.”

The world sucks. If you need something beautiful to cheer you up, enjoy this video where a brand new ballerina asked the more experienced ballerinas to demonstrate how her choreography will look one day once she gets better, and guys… it’s so wholesome. 🥹

It’s been a J kind of month.

This case is the how I met the love of my life, several of my best friends, and started working for and with some of the most brilliant minds in the legal world—Mike being one of them.

I am so grateful I got to see one of Catherine O’Hara’s last brilliant performances, as Gail in The Last of Us Season 2. Also, it is fucking unfair that she is gone at 71 when there are so many wretched people making the world a terrible place who are still alive.

Tillis, as a Senator, doesn’t get any credit from me for this. But that zinger at the end was *chef’s kiss*.

This lady is barred from filing anymore motions or pleadings in this action, and she is prohibited from initiating anymore cases in the entire district without a judge or magistrate’s permission to do so. 😂 Courts give pro se litigants a lot of grace usually, but they are done with her shit.

It is literally not their fault—OR their success—that half of our country are so goddamn stupid, corrupt, and selfish.

The Titanic was SUNK by ICE, you fucking turnip.

Hey, #lawsky - how many of us are shutting down on Friday?

Off brand count Chocula bailing on his constituents right before a winter storm is very on brand. They’re projecting up to 31 inches of snow this weekend. Since Ted Cruz’s penchant for cowardice during winter weather is on par with the Waffle House index, I’m guessing we’re about to get slammed.

The whole pardoning criminals, Epstein file evasions, and toddler temper tantrum going to war with countries over not getting an award he didn’t earn or deserve are all fine… but putting his picture on the National Parks annual pass is a bridge too far? These are not serious human beings.

Rewatching My Cousin Vinny, and after years working as a litigation paralegal where half of our cases have a New York County jurisdiction, I can tell you that the most unrealistic part of that whole movie, is calling the New York County Clerk and getting someone to answer the phone.

I got a text from Verizon telling me I get a $20 credit for the massive outage the other day and immediately thought it was a scam text. Turns out, it’s real. See what this world has done to me? I have trust issues. 😤

Twitter-pilled is how I’m referring to those turnips from now on.

Bless whoever made this meme.

One of my favorite records of all time.

Nah. You’re a dumb piece of shit. People are pissed that an innocent person was murdered. I do not give a fuck about the gender. The gender of a person doesn’t matter more than the murder itself or spreading false information recklessly. Grow the fuck up.

As someone who was raised in the Episcopal church, this is stunning to hear from a Bishop.

Trump has bombed Caracas, the capital of Venezuela. www.cnn.com/2026/01/03/a...

Stranger Things series finale. 10/10. Love, love, loved it!

Hi guys, my wonderful friend and amazing KUSK attorney Lane came down with pneumonia over Christmas and is now in the hospital. Please show him some love and support to help him out. gofund.me/f863a25a9

People need to touch grass. Frozen or otherwise.

Me: I think Stranger Things S5 has been perfect. My only gripe about the whole show is how Vecna was kind of an afterthought. But idc I still love it. 🥰 Rando: Okay, but you’re wrong cause Vecna was in the first episode. Me: *posts video*

I made it to the Championship round in all 3 of my Fantasy Football leagues and after a nail biting week I won 2 of them!

“The Galactic Empire wants to see the Rebel Alliance succeed. It sounds a little strange but Emperor Palpatine was very generous in his feeling toward The Rebellion succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices.”