Tillis, as a Senator, doesn’t get any credit from me for this. But that zinger at the end was *chef’s kiss*.

This lady is barred from filing anymore motions or pleadings in this action, and she is prohibited from initiating anymore cases in the entire district without a judge or magistrate’s permission to do so. 😂 Courts give pro se litigants a lot of grace usually, but they are done with her shit.

It is literally not their fault—OR their success—that half of our country are so goddamn stupid, corrupt, and selfish.

The Titanic was SUNK by ICE, you fucking turnip.

Hey, #lawsky - how many of us are shutting down on Friday?

Off brand count Chocula bailing on his constituents right before a winter storm is very on brand. They’re projecting up to 31 inches of snow this weekend. Since Ted Cruz’s penchant for cowardice during winter weather is on par with the Waffle House index, I’m guessing we’re about to get slammed.

The whole pardoning criminals, Epstein file evasions, and toddler temper tantrum going to war with countries over not getting an award he didn’t earn or deserve are all fine… but putting his picture on the National Parks annual pass is a bridge too far? These are not serious human beings.

Rewatching My Cousin Vinny, and after years working as a litigation paralegal where half of our cases have a New York County jurisdiction, I can tell you that the most unrealistic part of that whole movie, is calling the New York County Clerk and getting someone to answer the phone.

I got a text from Verizon telling me I get a $20 credit for the massive outage the other day and immediately thought it was a scam text. Turns out, it’s real. See what this world has done to me? I have trust issues. 😤

Twitter-pilled is how I’m referring to those turnips from now on.

Bless whoever made this meme.

One of my favorite records of all time.

Nah. You’re a dumb piece of shit. People are pissed that an innocent person was murdered. I do not give a fuck about the gender. The gender of a person doesn’t matter more than the murder itself or spreading false information recklessly. Grow the fuck up.

As someone who was raised in the Episcopal church, this is stunning to hear from a Bishop.

Trump has bombed Caracas, the capital of Venezuela. www.cnn.com/2026/01/03/a...

Stranger Things series finale. 10/10. Love, love, loved it!

Hi guys, my wonderful friend and amazing KUSK attorney Lane came down with pneumonia over Christmas and is now in the hospital. Please show him some love and support to help him out. gofund.me/f863a25a9

People need to touch grass. Frozen or otherwise.

Me: I think Stranger Things S5 has been perfect. My only gripe about the whole show is how Vecna was kind of an afterthought. But idc I still love it. 🥰 Rando: Okay, but you’re wrong cause Vecna was in the first episode. Me: *posts video*

I made it to the Championship round in all 3 of my Fantasy Football leagues and after a nail biting week I won 2 of them!

“The Galactic Empire wants to see the Rebel Alliance succeed. It sounds a little strange but Emperor Palpatine was very generous in his feeling toward The Rebellion succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices.”

If not puppet for billionaires, why behave like puppet for billionaires? 🧐

Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday week with people they love and tasty treats. ❤️

Help. I started playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and now I can’t stop.

Men like Andrew aren’t lonely *enough*.

Psst. Remember the F.A.T.A.L. Thread I ported over from the bad place where the most horrifying TTRPG gets dissected? The author of the original thread is back with MORE.

“Trump announces ‘Patriot Games,’” “One young man and one young woman from each state and territory” I SWEAR TO CHRIST I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE. thehill.com/blogs/in-the...

This is my new favorite Threads post just because of the comment section.

Living in Northern Virginia after moving from Kentucky hasn’t felt that much like being away from home, save for one thing. It wasn’t until today that I realized that I kept expecting the Tornado sirens test every first Wednesday of the month like back home. They don’t do that here. It’s wild.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Tis the season. Anyone have some spare change to donate to help with food for her sick kitty?

I know I’m late to this, but I watched the new season of Stranger Things Thanksgiving day (🔥btw) and just found out there’s a whole cult of shippers convinced that Mike is going to end up with Will. And from a plot perspective, this ship makes literally zero narrative sense. I don’t get it.

Oh boy… @profanity.accountant tell me the damage.

Hell is being put on hold by your insurance provider while they try to figure out why they don’t have access to the insurance information they provide for you, only for them to say, “I know your account says you have insurance, and gives you a breakdown of benefits, but uh, actually… you don’t.”

Some weirdo who is also arguing about how Jeffrey Epstein isn’t a pedophile: I sleep in a racing car. Do you? @wqsaves.bsky.social : I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I ported over a thread from Twitter that breaks down the most horrifyingly depraved TTRPG ever created. It’s the Jeffrey Epstein of TRRPGs. ⬇️

Take your “thanks”, and fuck off.

A “VOTE”. NOT AN GUARANTEE AT ALL!!! IT’S A VOTE THAT WILL LOSE! YOU DUMB FUCKING SONOFABITCH.

Kya’s new thing is flopping over and gathering all of her toe beans in one place as she snores next to me. Also, she snores so loud for such a tiny little thing. #Caturday

Anyone have a recommendation for a Washington D.C. employment attorney who would have experience with Non-Profit Organization layoffs?

So, her argument is that Republicans are so dead-behind-the-eyes stupid that they have no concept of needing to *continue* voting each year in a democracy, in order to maintain the status quo, if they’re happy with it? Sure, Jan.

A REPUDIATION OF TRUMP AND MAGA HAPPENED TONIGHT!

As someone who was in an abusive relationship when I was younger, the fact that this monster, Jesse Mack Butler, committed multiple rapes, assaults, and attempted to murder his victims until they complied, then got off with a year probation instead of 80 years in prison, is UNFORGIVABLE.

Racist Republicans won’t even bother voting for a black candidate and Dems are turning out in droves to vote for Spanberger. So ready to replace Youngkin with her!

I forgot to take any pictures after I got ready, so my makeup was rubbed off a little by the time I remembered to take one, but here is my skeleton costume. I hope everyone had a happy Halloween! 🎃

This asshole is going to get us all killed through sheer stupidity. Imagine, ordering nuclear testing simply because you’re such an emasculated little dweeb, that through sheer insecurity and ego, you are compelled to play ‘my peepee is bigger’ with other world powers again after 33 years.

Imagine being so much of a snob that you gate-keep Halloween from children. I guess not shocking that people are this selfish in this country right now. Want your grandkids or nieces are nephews to come trick-or-trick? Too bad. Can’t have the poors dirtying up the place, right? Vile people.

I hope the Incel who made this has the same necrotic flesh of the dick problem as the guy who tried suing Twitch because he fapped too hard to female streamers and rubbed his dick raw. And then I hope his dick just falls the fuck off. What a terrible day to have eyes @tznkai.bsky.social.

If someone is so irresponsible that they had something permanently inked on their body while they were blackout drunk, and didn’t think to look into what it meant FOR 20 YEARS, (and didn’t have any friends who saw it and thought it was fucked up) and turns out it’s Nazi adjacent??? Think about that.