This man seems to genuinely believe that it only matters what he's done since deciding to run for office. I have said elsewhere: he is a moron who decided one day he was going to instead be an intellectual from then on and proceeded to learn nothing about anything.

I just want to point out that all the sex workers interviewed or asked about their interactions with Hunter Biden, they all said he was a gentleman who tipped well. While he was actively in crack addiction. I like that.

BATTLE BROTHERS, I REALLY LIKE THE WAY THAT CANDIDATE ATE A FRIED FOOD OBJECT AT THE STATE FAIR. I BELIEVE THIS QUALIFIES HIM TO CONTROL THE EXTERMINATUS WARHEADS.

Pattie gonia lose this case.

Repost to upset a vexillologist

“They don’t have to do this!” Yes they do. TM law is really silly. I did this for a living.

Average Platner defender okay with slurs. Note that the second and third sentences are total lies and the last sentence just indicates that they have no issue abandoning marginalized groups.

Really telling that nobody dick-riding Platner is able to actually defend why he is a *good* choice and constantly dance around every criticism one at a time.

the average TERF origin story is indistinguishable from a psychological break from reality

Will, and many people in the replies, apparently do not know what the word “affluent” means.

Now THIS is poasting

If you ignore all the lying, the contradictions, the fact that he volunteered to kill brown people three times, the constant avoidance of accountability for any of his actions, the praising of white supremacists, the Reddit posts, the lack of any evidence of any actual change, the slurs…

"poaster's Bushido" is the name of my new postmodern noisecore group

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

“Mass Effect is a feel good fascist story” is just the modern “if you like Stardew Valley you’re an irredeemable capitalist” take. Please, for the love of god, learn basic media literacy.

wish people would stop inventing lies about assholes who I hate so I can complain about them without having to go "no actually they didn't do that" repeatedly.

I am fucking crying

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

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Wait, are you telling me that Posting isn’t a real way to change the status quo?

She’s either the biggest mark in the world or an active participant in a scam based around a genocide.

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

I cannot believe I am siding with *the Catholic Church* in a potential religious schism.

Nazi apologist sidesteps question as they are wont to do.

Judge me for who I am today. Like specifically today not like 2 months ago before I was forced to cover up my Nazi tattoo or last month when I said I was a huge fan of white nationalist podcasts - you are only allowed to judge me for things I did within a rotating 24 hour period.

Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta

I thought this was a Doug Walker jumpscare for a minute

The two options at this point are (1) that Platner is a straight up Nazi, (2) he is the dumbest motherfucker in the state of Maine, the second is arguably better in some abstract sense but both are disqualifying

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

I (and others) first encountered the author of the technopathology substack several months ago. He's a failed journalist who tried to break into AI and green energy reporting and didn't make it and now he seems to be the head of a ghost writing company with a romance novel to his name.

A normal functioning government has an obligation to investigate any credible tip they get. That is how the DoJ is *supposed* to work, Jesus Christ.

Things to keep in mind: a shutdown wouldn't have stopped ICE or DHS at all. Also, a shutdown wouldn't have happened or lasted very long as many Dems want to avoid that again. This is the actual best case scenario. There is no magic "turn off ICE" button with our legislature as it is.

Jake Paul has been euthanized

Joshua looks like he's getting in some light cardio Paul looks like he's fighting for his fucking life

I raise you

If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh

British "people" like to pretend they're the paragons of progress while wilfully ignoring their stances on trans folk, immigrants, people of color (sorry, colour), and the Romani people

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

@wqsaves.bsky.social oh my god you have to see this

Drake wearing his "adult who hangs out with highschoolers" fit

AI can take my oxford commas and em-dashes from my cold, dead hands.

If there could possibly exist a man more divorced than Elon Musk, I believe we've found his chariot.

Hey look: an actual, quality lawsplainer thread on how 1A actually works in Kimmel-like situations

What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.

Nah, fuck that dead prick. RIP BOZO