fucking clients fucking demo fucking request updates the night before fucking azure fucking inscrutable error message

The whole ‘ending the war on whole milk’ thing actually makes a lot of sense if you know the nutritional ideas they’re swimming in. I do not recommend you do this.

3.5% accounts are just leftist threepers, right? Like it's the exact same origin story.

i saw people i wanted to call fucking morons on here, but I didn't, and that's personal growth

Also I gotta tell you it's not great advice

we're going to have to bring back exile as a punishment

not liking the odds that, having bowled over Venezuela (I'm convinced with inside help) they try to start shit in Greenland and we lose a ship

Stranger Things takes place in the Warhammer 40k universe

I love new years at the gym. It’s like a National Geographic documentary where you’re really rooting for the hapless baby turtles but you know a bunch of them are doomed

"residents can't have nice things because *I* might like to go there some day"

Sometimes I decline press because I want to take a little upside down nap more than I want to lift.

All the conversation of agentic development I see pretty fundamentally misdiagnoses the main problem with the industry: we already produce too much code, and folks, it sucks.

The postmark story going around isn’t really a change. Your mail always got postmarked when it goes through a canceler. The change is that post offices >= 50 miles are only getting a morning pickup now, not an evening one. So lots of mail is getting run a day later.

War crimes discourse is the worst feature of this site

I agree with will stancil that mutual aid is just charity and it’s very inefficient but also people should just call it charity and do more of it

azure sql's auto optimizations are basically the db equivalent of the big glowy light on an anglerfish

cannot imagine bari weiss acting very long if she's constantly playing 'inept or malicious' with her staff

Older Sikh gentleman watching me deadlift just flashed me two thumbs up, so I guess I’m obligated to hit a pr

this is a small thing but why did the AI give patty (I think) a hand tumor?

has anyone looked into why the messianic form of AI psychosis is so prevalent in AI execs? I really don't think it's a pure profit motive thing

I read other people’s opinions on tech jobs and hiring and now I can’t get the blood back into my eyes

i'm spreading the outrage bait but i honestly think it's bad that publishing is so cheap that it's profitable to print every moron who wheezes out a thought shaped paragraph

We should call RFK jr Dr. Anthony Felchy

Incorrect

early warning of speed traps is good actually, because it increases the effective radius of the speed trap

esoteric jeff going full racist was the inevitable conclusion of giving him an NRO column

My favorite lines to come across are the ones with disturbing implications

I learned how to run both earthsiege and doom 2

i think it should be more expensive to write shit down. You think people were paying to have stupid shit written down on cuneiform tablets? You either had to have tested that shit on at least two other goat herders or be really convinced about it.

"How can <tradition> feel novel every year" it... can't guys, that's what tradition means

Working on a social media project leads to some fun debugger states:

Stalling out sucks but 5x230 at 170 pounds is better than I ever expected

Leaving aside a lot of shit, there were like 500 acts of domestic terrorism in 1970.

Among various problems - we invented weightloss drugs so magical the majority of the population is probably going to wind up on them, it's not like you did anything.

Gotta keep people this unamerican out of the country

matt is actually the perfect swing voter, but not for the reasons he thinks. He believes a bunch of dumb, incoherent things, his concerns are dictated by his groupchats, and he thinks he's twice as smart as he is.

i'm not convinced the economics of paying me, a senior developer, to update 12 servers at 10-15 minutes per, pencils out

matt yglesias being insulted to his face by people he clearly wants to like him (probably for selfish reasons) is my favorite genre of skeet

Wild watching the CrossFitters taking 8 minutes to do 0 bench reps right next to the Hagrid casually repping 275

Checking up on the platner thing and there's an even more objective reason to pull the eject on this guy

okay i've survived the blackwater mercenary thing okay i've survived the racist reddit posts thing okay i've survived the *sexist* reddit posts thing okay i've survived the SS tattoo thing okay i

An altercation followed

what do you *mean* it's disgusting?? there are exactly two options here

Well okay I guess we can rule out ignorant boob

I mean not for nothing but I think the explanations for getting a nazi tattoo and then not doing anything about it for 1/5th of a century are fairly limited

“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.” Damn. Just … damn.

Okay today has been a really bad day for Copilot. I've spent ~2 hours hunting down goofy bugs caused by it inserting a single incorrect token, and another to fix a colorable but wrong interpretation of how some code should work.

Position 3: I've invested hours into learning how to use this tool, and it kinda sucks and wasn't really with the $10/mo for copilot

It me! I’m someone!

Shaving is dumb because you basically have two choices: T. A. Applebungler's Fine Soapes and Creames, est. 1423 or HATECRIME™ by AXEMURDERER™ Brand Soaps: Smell MANLY, like a genocide