haha fuck off

They got sumo on at the gym. Now there's a sport that will put hair on your chest

jay's whackadoodle crashout makes a lot more sense if you realize the bsky team mostly has the view that bsky is the reference implementation of ATProto. The problem is that the idea that anyone actually gives a shit about federation is catastrophically wrong.

Nobody's talking about it because there's so much going on, but the upper levels of the us government are using spectacular amounts of steroids

I wonder how many people who think AI is kind of sentient would survive learning that the stupid robot has precisely no memory

Big day for heavy things

okay i am done with my rampage and i am going to slowly remove a stripper clip from my period correct webgear, place it on the ground message side up, and then i am going to walk away very realistically, just like we drew it up

Really explains all the Tylenol I take, tbh

Since this person volunteered to be embarrassed, though I doubt someone this ignorant has any shame over their own stupidity whatsoever, let me explain to you why the firing of Jimmy Kimmel isn’t your standard “canceling” that the Republican’s are all crowing happily about.

An example of what i was just saying: this is completely wrong nonsense.

I keep seeing a lot of speculation bordering on certainty that the shooter has military/leo training and while I wouldn't be shocked, I think it's fairly unlikely. 200 yards on a seated human target (and Kirk was 6'5" at that, apparently) is a fairly easy shot over optics. There's not particular ->

Charlie Kirk was a monster who deliberately said evil things to enrich himself by separating idiots from their money. The only damage done by his death is the worms that will choke on his corpse. The act of his killing however, is an ominous sign for the country. See this wasn't a difficult eulogy

The death of the WW2 generation is going to kill this country imo

Hate when my final boss music comes on during calf raises and then I'm stuck deadlifting to like, the Barney's playhouse theme

Tom Clancy's Mythical Man Month

Guess who has two thumbs and made a couple hundred bucks off this cracker barrel bullshit

And Tom is great at appealing to people, which is why he's an exile from his own party

Crashing out on a social media site I claim to hate because I am calm, collected, and happy, and not at all because my book got fuckin' panned

Every time the transphobes pop up, whether British or Gavin newsome variants, I'm shocked at how many people who would insist they don't believe in intelligent design are just intelligent design believers

I think we're going to see a real splitting of society along an output people vs process people axis and it's going to wild

Will stancil stop posting about technology challenge

i'm sure sending storm troopers to sullenly stomp up and down the mall while tourists laugh at them is going to be great for morale

I have spent today 'vibe-coding' just so no one can say i'm an *ignorant* hater and i'm sorry this is dogshit

What AI really should teach us is a.) most of what *we* produce is formulaic muck and b.) man our brains love patterns

People's liberation school of witchcraft and wizardy

I crave intensity minutes

you can cancel your PF membership online now, which i like, but i'm not a big fan of their website's click a button and wait 6-8 weeks for the page to reload system

wow turns out that luring the primitive root wiener guy to become your country's mascot wasn't a great use of resources

Real sugar in the coke is my favorite boomer nonsense right behind 'records sound better'

read dead, red donor, black donor, ground dead, andy. You have forgotten the face of your father.

I just used a potato as a screwdriver, if you want to know how my day is going

the epstein thing is a big deal for maga because it's the first scandal that exists inside of the magaverse, instead of being a hostile intrusion from reality

after this is over i would like to see a comparison of people with amputated fingers/year before/after tariffs

why is it that every time bsky weirdos come together to applaud some kind of violence, the attack in question is always a botchjob

Gonna be honest, no scenario really where I'm going to judge a guy for glazing themselves a little on their college apps. The whole sordid thing is like a hazing ritual anyway.

Do you think reason writers stay out of the comments because they too, fear what they've created here on earth?

i mean, remakes and remasters mostly are not good *anyway*

you know we've all seen the bots turned loose to argue with people, and that's funny, but i'm really looking forward to people who can't come up with insults using LLMs to punch up their belligerent social media posts

Sent home from work because the landlord is trying to drive us out and it was over 100 in the office

The great thing about not having lifted since I was skinny is I keep going to grab skinny guy amounts of weight and having to schlep back to get more The bad part is well, everything else

The answer, of course, is like 2.5 million people, which, actually, seems important.

On the subject of stupid ads what the shit, uber

honestly this 12 piece kunai set facebook and Home Depot are trying to sell me, while baffling for a number of reasons, is quire reasonably priced

Remember trump losing it over his inauguration crowd? This is about to be so much more intense

I think sanewashing is probably overblown. If you're engaged enough to be reading the NYT you're not going to suddenly go 'maybe dom lucre is just misunderstood' I do think there's a real threat that the aggressively bland reporting will haemorrhage readers though

the purging of doge is gonna be so funny

Shout-out to the guy aiming his brights directly into my window while HES PUTTING GAS IN HIS FUCKING CAR

will stancil is the lowtax of matts yglesias