early warning of speed traps is good actually, because it increases the effective radius of the speed trap

esoteric jeff going full racist was the inevitable conclusion of giving him an NRO column

My favorite lines to come across are the ones with disturbing implications

I learned how to run both earthsiege and doom 2

i think it should be more expensive to write shit down. You think people were paying to have stupid shit written down on cuneiform tablets? You either had to have tested that shit on at least two other goat herders or be really convinced about it.

"How can <tradition> feel novel every year" it... can't guys, that's what tradition means

Working on a social media project leads to some fun debugger states:

Stalling out sucks but 5x230 at 170 pounds is better than I ever expected

Leaving aside a lot of shit, there were like 500 acts of domestic terrorism in 1970.

Among various problems - we invented weightloss drugs so magical the majority of the population is probably going to wind up on them, it's not like you did anything.

Gotta keep people this unamerican out of the country

matt is actually the perfect swing voter, but not for the reasons he thinks. He believes a bunch of dumb, incoherent things, his concerns are dictated by his groupchats, and he thinks he's twice as smart as he is.

i'm not convinced the economics of paying me, a senior developer, to update 12 servers at 10-15 minutes per, pencils out

matt yglesias being insulted to his face by people he clearly wants to like him (probably for selfish reasons) is my favorite genre of skeet

Wild watching the CrossFitters taking 8 minutes to do 0 bench reps right next to the Hagrid casually repping 275

Checking up on the platner thing and there's an even more objective reason to pull the eject on this guy

okay i've survived the blackwater mercenary thing okay i've survived the racist reddit posts thing okay i've survived the *sexist* reddit posts thing okay i've survived the SS tattoo thing okay i

An altercation followed

what do you *mean* it's disgusting?? there are exactly two options here

Well okay I guess we can rule out ignorant boob

I mean not for nothing but I think the explanations for getting a nazi tattoo and then not doing anything about it for 1/5th of a century are fairly limited

“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.” Damn. Just … damn.

Okay today has been a really bad day for Copilot. I've spent ~2 hours hunting down goofy bugs caused by it inserting a single incorrect token, and another to fix a colorable but wrong interpretation of how some code should work.

Position 3: I've invested hours into learning how to use this tool, and it kinda sucks and wasn't really with the $10/mo for copilot

It me! I’m someone!

Shaving is dumb because you basically have two choices: T. A. Applebungler's Fine Soapes and Creames, est. 1423 or HATECRIME™ by AXEMURDERER™ Brand Soaps: Smell MANLY, like a genocide

haha fuck off

They got sumo on at the gym. Now there's a sport that will put hair on your chest

jay's whackadoodle crashout makes a lot more sense if you realize the bsky team mostly has the view that bsky is the reference implementation of ATProto. The problem is that the idea that anyone actually gives a shit about federation is catastrophically wrong.

Nobody's talking about it because there's so much going on, but the upper levels of the us government are using spectacular amounts of steroids

I wonder how many people who think AI is kind of sentient would survive learning that the stupid robot has precisely no memory

Big day for heavy things

okay i am done with my rampage and i am going to slowly remove a stripper clip from my period correct webgear, place it on the ground message side up, and then i am going to walk away very realistically, just like we drew it up

Really explains all the Tylenol I take, tbh

Since this person volunteered to be embarrassed, though I doubt someone this ignorant has any shame over their own stupidity whatsoever, let me explain to you why the firing of Jimmy Kimmel isn’t your standard “canceling” that the Republican’s are all crowing happily about.

An example of what i was just saying: this is completely wrong nonsense.

I keep seeing a lot of speculation bordering on certainty that the shooter has military/leo training and while I wouldn't be shocked, I think it's fairly unlikely. 200 yards on a seated human target (and Kirk was 6'5" at that, apparently) is a fairly easy shot over optics. There's not particular ->

Charlie Kirk was a monster who deliberately said evil things to enrich himself by separating idiots from their money. The only damage done by his death is the worms that will choke on his corpse. The act of his killing however, is an ominous sign for the country. See this wasn't a difficult eulogy

The death of the WW2 generation is going to kill this country imo

Hate when my final boss music comes on during calf raises and then I'm stuck deadlifting to like, the Barney's playhouse theme

Tom Clancy's Mythical Man Month

Guess who has two thumbs and made a couple hundred bucks off this cracker barrel bullshit

And Tom is great at appealing to people, which is why he's an exile from his own party

Crashing out on a social media site I claim to hate because I am calm, collected, and happy, and not at all because my book got fuckin' panned

Every time the transphobes pop up, whether British or Gavin newsome variants, I'm shocked at how many people who would insist they don't believe in intelligent design are just intelligent design believers

I think we're going to see a real splitting of society along an output people vs process people axis and it's going to wild

Will stancil stop posting about technology challenge

i'm sure sending storm troopers to sullenly stomp up and down the mall while tourists laugh at them is going to be great for morale

I have spent today 'vibe-coding' just so no one can say i'm an *ignorant* hater and i'm sorry this is dogshit

What AI really should teach us is a.) most of what *we* produce is formulaic muck and b.) man our brains love patterns