It pains me to say this. This. Ow. This. Ow. This. Ow!

ya know what, i’m not arguing online today. not doing it. i have better shit to do.

they boopin my shit till i poopin’ low key

before they invented the tape measure they just kinda eyeballed things and guessed, until one guy started measuring by how many corn cobs long something was

eating a blueberry muffin for #MuffinMonday

going deep into the enchanted forest to fuck with goblins and say shit like “whoa look over there, a unicorn!” so they say “what WHERE” and then i shove them in the mucky cursed swamp and say “haha stupid fucking goblin”

@hulkfuckscar.top hows this for a brand, fucko

i went to the dentist

what do you guys think of my new brand

for sale: big hog, never cranked

waiting for you to get home for me to show you a big fart I found

making an entire profile based on love of weed? is this 2012? lmao grow up.

lmao and also rofl.

there's a rock you can eat that'll make your teeth hurt. i think that's most of them actually

i havent had a beer in like 4 days, i yearn for a frosty cold one

i am not a “gooner”, i have never “gooned”. frankly i’m disgusted that anyone would even accuse me of such behavior.

this directly correlates with kids starting to abuse drugs at an early age, & doing them til they come to terms with their parents screaming at them for not knowing what lizard was, & then continuing to do them. some of us figured out one day why the answer was lizard, some died never knowing.

I'm so sorry but because my life has been a nightmare since September of last year, I sure could use some help if you have anything at all you could spare. Thank you I feel like shit but I love you Vemmo:Scoob84 C/A: Scoobert22

porno with the subtittles on

due to these trying times and stressful daily events, i’ve been giving this some careful consideration, and i think i wanna give cough syrup addiction another go

do i have to experience wd 1 thru 39 before i can use 40

ok fine, guys. i pee’d in the reflecting pool.

every day we drift further from the light of god

@bixlee.bsky.social hey man your header hits differently now

me and 17 other werewolves are about to fuck you up

I'm like a misogynist, but I hate everyone. Also I don't hate everyone, but love everyone instead.

bro just told me he wants to suck some tits? bro that’s…. that’s where babies get their milk. are you some kind of pervert? 🤨

grabbing a snake off a tree and snapping it like a whip to drive off a ferocious tiger. just another day for me.

i’m all loaded up with various medication and body rubs, feeling whimsical

trying to do donuts in my 2006 matrix to impress a girl but all the wheels and doors fall off and i ragdoll 30 feet through the air dead as a doornail and my body gets stuck over a telephone wire

I made a Messi in my pants!!! haha

our lizard took a massive shit on her log in her cage so naturally me and my wife had to take the log outside in the rain to hose it down and wash it so she wouldnt make herself sick. normal stuff. neighbors definitely think we’re normal.

Bro spotted skipping to he lou 🤣😂

i sure hope that’s a dwarf and a child slave in the mines down there

i’m mining various ores, rocks, and the occasional gems

britney spears is like taylor swift for adults that like good music

if cats could jack off it’d be called meowsturbating

weird shit about me: i love the taste of cough syrup

This path fucking rocks dude. There’s hardly any resistance.

my buddy put a baby in his female homie's tummy 😳🤔

I don't think we need to be making any more androids. Humans can basically do everything already

There’s too many words on this website

setting up a patreon so people can send me money for doing fucking nothing but listening to myself talk, and then telling homeless people to go shit in their hat.

25 iced lattes at 9:30 pm on a Sunday

lmao i never even said anything about her incredibly rude post bashing mutual aid. but yeah, sure, say some insanely stupid fucking shit and then block anyone in arms length distance that even so much as blinks an eye… typical podcaster.