🎶things that make you go gurt...

maybe i'll post my vegan sausage if people are curious

my body is a machine that turns asparagus into weird-smelling pee

tasteful noods tuesday penne and asparagus with creamy kale and walnut pesto and homemade vegan sausage

okay, i guess i'll go to the grocery store this morning

good morning, humanoids

you should send me money to i can have slutty lil shorts for pride month

Escape from New York is the best movie ever made, and letting anyone--let alone a libertarian--remake it is a cinematic crime.

this feels like a personal attack on me

great stuff happening on the I Read Comic Books Podcast this month!

doing yoga regularly again really has helped my health, both mental and physical

i hope it happens during pride month

your bi friend paulie

coffee time ☕

🏳️‍🌈🖤

good morning and happy pride month, comrades

forehead kisses 4 the homies 😘

it's a good thing that fresh michigan asparagus is worth battling the saturday morning farmers market crowd for.

good morning, comrades!

it's friday and you deserve a big sandwich

good morning, coffee mugs

my commute to work was exactly The Shortest Straw long

good morning, ghosts

ah nap time. my favorite part of the day.

back to work today after a five day weekend. wish me luck.

coffee time

farting witheringly

hello and good morning, friends of paulie

going on vacation is great, but the best part is definitely waking up in your own bed when you get home

good morning, firecrackers

good morning, demons

cheers, comrades

i have come here to chew bubble gum and be ensconced. and i'm all out of bubble gum.

imagine taking blue sky dot com even remotely seriously

good morning, goofs

my gf. damn. 😍

go brewers

my gf. damn. 😍

all horned up on a fry day morning

good morning, french fries

finally outta work. five day weekend starts now.

she diner on my drive-in til i dive

posting hornily

there will probably never be a pop culture experience like watching Twin Peaks season 3 week to week. seeing the mystery unfold (and fold back in on itself) with each perplexing, haunting, and beautiful episode was magical.

dropped off a roll of film to be developed and bought a new roll of film. the circle of life continues.

i went to a dong market and everyone knew you

good morning, comrades

at least i won't have to deal with people telling me i should watch The Boys anymore.

me when i like one of your posts