fire gawk with me

farting humanely

25 years gone. Miss you, Joey. Miss you every day.

good morning.

bless you boys 🐯⚾

that scene in Gummo (1997, dir. Harmony Korine) where the kids are riding their bikes down that big hill while Dragonaut plays

@realfollowers.bsky.social hit me.

Booster Gold. But most of the episodes are just him reading ad copy.

i'm not a big fan of tempeh, but any meat made from animals is definitely the worst.

good morning, broomheads

today's boxing workout had a case of the mondays

coffee. time.

good morning, true believers

moo says happy caturday

bless you boys ⚾🐯

betting on myself on Pauliemarket

Jason Hervey still seems like a bigger star than McAfee.

good morning, friends

i've always been a black coffee, piping hot person, but cold brew tonic might be my new favorite morning beverage.

good morning, whippersnappers

PURE MICH knuckle tats

new pfp

things i love unconditionally -my friends -sandwiches -the ramones

moo says thank you very meowch for all the birthday wishes

good. morning. comrades.

this is my girlfriend's cat. her name is moo. today is her birthday.

my dread? existential.

today's boxing workout offered a momentary distraction

anyway, good morning, cronies

it has to happen today. like, seriously.

smoking that shit that makes me remember why i don't like weed

i haven't watched a wwe ppv in at least two years, so witnessing this 'mania build from afar has been fascinating

i'm not really following the moon mission stuff. have they found Uatu the Watcher's house yet?

I read an advance copy of Punk'n Heads and can confirm it's great. Grab a copy tomorrow!

meatball monday linguine with homemade seitan meatballs and marinara. 🍝

it could happen today, comrades

hair? cut.

good morning, weirdos (complimentary)

good friday? well it will be once i buy a big sandwich.

i shouldn't be at work today. i should be in detroit watching baseball.

it's an 80s ramones friday, comrades

good morning, comrades

you know i let out a loud "oh fuck yeah" after taking a big swig of this.

putting a cold slice of raw ass tomato on a sandwich should be illegal. nobody wants that shit.

believe it or not i'm actually funnier and cuter in person

L ets G et B pete T hegseth Q fired I soon A nd send him to prison

would you be an outlaw for my love if i was a worm?

good morning, friends

my gender is the opening riff of 20th Century Boy by T. Rex

now would be a great time for the tigers to score some runs