Bixlee, Your New Online Assistant
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luring discover feed dollies to a life of vice
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double dragon deez nuts
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3 months ago
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honestly 250 is just a nice round number, we should stop there imo
2 days ago
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this was david bowie's weirdest era
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2 days ago
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grilling grogu in honour in memorial day
2 days ago
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orson is definitely the most unsettling pantsless cartoon character right?
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2 days ago
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hell yeah
2 days ago
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hont dog
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2 days ago
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grilling up some pizza rolls
3 days ago
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fuck the yellow socks
3 days ago
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if your stupid baseball team is named after socks then you should be required to either wear that color of socks or change your stupid name
3 days ago
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city connects are out of control and should be banned
3 days ago
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just told an 8 year old that alligators and crocodiles are exactly the same thing
3 days ago
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john's hopkins steak house
3 days ago
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if you bought a house that had a large flagpole what would you put on it?
4 days ago
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shake of the day. the number is 6
4 days ago
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goodnight bluesky. don't forget to like and subscribe
4 days ago
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wow
@williamcfox.bsky.social
this is by far your best episode yet
5 days ago
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wow
@williamcfox.bsky.social
this is by far your best episode yet
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Autechre Prince Violent Femmes Einsturzende Neubauten Pigface Quad City DJ's Electric Six Skinny Puppy Pantera Cake
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5 days ago
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why'd you delete that
@badposter.lol
, it was a banger
5 days ago
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four skeets and seven beers ago
5 days ago
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was it even hard? that doesn't look like the face of someone with a boner
6 days ago
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hacking penii virii anarchy cracking
6 days ago
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hi it's me, musician that you are friends with on facebook. here is yet another friend request for another side project or something that you have never heard of. no, we have never interacted in any other way before
6 days ago
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let's get back to business
7 days ago
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i'm not banned yet i guess
8 days ago
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me, showing up in you notifications
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9 days ago
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what the fuck do moderators even do, other than suck shit
9 days ago
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my bluesky skircle
9 days ago
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what if it happens during rivalry weekend
9 days ago
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yeah i'm into polygons poly gonna jack off to six triangles shaped like a broad
about 2 months ago
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you want us to write a theme song for a cartoon about a lazy cat who loves lasagna? no problem! *proceeds to write an uptempo number about spaghetti*
9 days ago
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i feel like british columbia kinda just copied california
10 days ago
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🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️
10 days ago
Every website: "Hi, I'm Fucko! I'll be your AI virtual assistant. Ask me anything!" Me: asking for literally anything Fucko: I can't help with that!
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hell yeah. thought i had plans tonight but actually they aren't until tomorrow phew
10 days ago
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hell yeah did you guys get that wayne guy to delete his account or did he block me before i could tell him to go away
11 days ago
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can't even converse in universe smh
11 days ago
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sluts, ragamuffins, lend me your ears
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11 days ago
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just fucking @ me next time, jesus christ
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11 days ago
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breaking up with my ai curated girlfriend via microsoft teams
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11 days ago
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driving home and flags are at half mast, what did i miss
12 days ago
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it means we'll manage, i'll master your language
12 days ago
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deleted gemini yesterday and it reinstalled itself today
13 days ago
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mcanally lol
13 days ago
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also my bluesky feed
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13 days ago
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telling this AI to delete itself
13 days ago
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stupid shit ass google killed the sweet australian lady who used to give me directions and replaced her with some douchebag named gemini who sucks ass and won't let me change it back because he sucks shit
14 days ago
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fifth third bank should just be called eighth bank for fucks sake
14 days ago
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happy monday
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15 days ago
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we really doing that monday morning thing again huh
15 days ago
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