This multi-factor authentication on my toilet is just killing me right now.

i had a vivid, tactile dream last night—put on my shoes, left the house, walked down the street, went into the store, bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch and bananas. Spent about 20 minutes this morning in a cloudy confusion seperating dream from reality. bummed. no cinnamon toast cronnch.

omg I just got the acceptance letter, my dreams are coming true!! Tell Meemaw I'm going to Nationals for the Wet TShirt Semi-Finals

I wasn't really on here yesterday, did I miss all the pi posts

my cat won't let me get a mini crossbow

what's your 5yr Monster Energy plan?

what's everyone's favorite silly word? like, when you say it, you just know it's gonna make you smile at least just a little bit? mines is "trousers" any time you see me use "trousers" in a post, you bet your ass i'm re-reading it and busting myself up, i'll do the ol' full-cheek hold-in laugh!

*me, hiding in the walk in pantry while a murderer stalks around my house looking for me* *Spots a packet of chips* "Oh you son of a... Don't do it... Don't do it...." *Reaches for packet of chips*

my account isn’t a safe space for predators & if you support that type of behaviour feel free to remove yourself 😘

I just feel so fatigued, like, it feels beyond laziness. I'm not even able to do what I would want to do if I was just being lazy. I just lay around in a quiet apartment and nap all day and it's never enough napping. and I wake up sore and exhausted and cloudy. like, is this more than depression

anybody wanna do experiments with me

storing myself in a cool damp place

the depression sleeps are trying to pull me back in today

I changed my handle or whatever it's called to vox.GALLOWS because it's all I think about for them

your moms pussy

putting shaving cream in my one hand, my other hand going into a bowl of warm water. seeing where the night takes me

okay I've been extra chatty today—blaming the meds !! thanks for the kind words! I'm going to be quiet now okay I'm gonna umm hmm I'm gonna be productive while this movie plays (Birds of Prey) and then play Resident Evil Requiem. and um if anybody wants to DM, feel free to message me OKAY BYE!

why the fuck is everyone named Jake all of a sudden get that name tf outta here

naming my first child cummz it's their birthright

you're the burger product to my ceo, baby (read: I fucking hate you)

Im so cold but I cant put a blanket on me today or I'll nap and Im not allowed to nap today because if I nap I'll nap for ~10 hours (not exaggerating) and I want to experience the day so ig I'll just be cold and depressed but like, awake. anybody have a movie I should watch? don't be mad if I don't!

okay so it looks like earlier I realized it was Thursday and promptly forgot I knew it was Thursday and thought it was Monday again so here we are, realizing it's Thursday AGAIN hell ya

just realized it's not Monday hell ya

working on tech to make fresh cut grass smell like fresh baked cookies instead

hey this is going to sound annoying and shallow but i mayy need a little outside validation that I'm not like, an annoying piece of shit that everyone kinda just tolerates but rolls their eyes at like "ugh here comes vox" because I'm pretty darn insecure is that okay to admit

Happy "Gross Thursday" everyone!! Who out bein slimey oooo! who SLIMEY TODAY OOO YA

we have to start taking care of each other—THEY'RE not gonna take care of us and we can't take care of ourselves

what does facing trauma look like tho? what does that mean for me? I'm not sure yet I guess

the more I talk to my therapist, the more I realize maybe I'm not an absolute fuck up and I've really just had a string of bad luck that's kind of stacked and stacked and has given me all this like, fucked up trauma that I try n ignore but then the trauma keeps repeating itself onto me—gotta face it

can I tell you a secret?? I've been saying "qualities" like "koala-tease" for YEARS and nobody's ever caught on to my evil scheme mwehehe

watching Love Is Blind and it’s so off-putting how often people go “aren’t you afraid when you see me I’m some kinda xyz *insert ableist sexist normie gender-binaried version of anti-beauty*” like isn’t that the exact opposite point of the show. why are you feeding that narrative. feels shallow X.X

morning gang !!

HEY GANG sound off in the comments below what I should do with my day off tomorrow! options include: a) sit b) stand c) pace d) shimmy e) rappel f) reverse cowgirl g) downward dog h) lay flat i) lay un-flat j) lay flat-ul-un-ce k) turn right round baby right round l) peepee m) poopee n) iced tea

twirling my hair, thinking about various mutations of xenomorphs teehee

remember that time that fucking guy ran for president saying we could all get 2k a month and all the moron beer drinkers were like "NOPE you see that's just unrealistic because MONEY and DEFICIT and TOO GOOD OF A THING WE DON'T DESERVE IT I DON'T DESERVE IT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH I'M A FUCKING LOSER"

hormone treatment? oh you mean this Monster Energy??

when I meet brennan lee mulligan

do I leave the house today y/n ?

diabolical whack routine

i don't drink, so when the resistance comes my way, i'll be making molotov mocktails

the fact nobody blinks an eye that they're called dog tags

if I nap for an hour, will y'all have my back and wake me up?

was just thinking, had a bit of a breakthrough—oh wait, no, that was just a vision from God nvm

confronting this week, screaming "ENOUGH—I'VE HAD ENOUGH"

napping at 8am feels like a crime—guess I'm just built to be bad *pretends lollipop is cigarette*

just got to the point in my life I never thought I would—now at the stage where I forget the name of the movie I just watched

me n red40 n who

don't ever put me in a situation (and the situation is just saying good morning to me)

me shaving my pubes in a survival situation to use as tinder

hiding Monster Energies around my neighborhood so I'll have that pick-me-up when I'm on the go and shit goes down