gonna start using a tilde in place of the em-dash ~ this way you know i'm not ai while i can still use grammar

the most outdated part of this post is the belief that microsoft would be consistently pumping out halo games people want to play

the idea of cishet men doing dominant shit in kink honestly makes me uncomfortable sorry not sorry this is my truth

this feels so long ago

the irony about their bullshit is that the governments that are banning trans girls from competing with their peers are also the ones who say girls shouldn't be athletes or go to college but instead should be sold off to someone twice their age before turning 18. u played urself

"brick by boring brick by paramore isn't a great song" *pulls over* yeah we can't be friends, get out of my car

"i don't like yellow paint in games, they should use better level design like elden ring" oh, you mean the game where they *yellow painted the air with yellow paint particles?????*

even an empire cannot escape private equity

happy second pride month! let's go!

yarr harr diddly dee 🎶 being a pirate is alright to be 🎶 do what you want cuz a pirate is free 🎶

gaming is over

lesbian discourse this, lesbian discourse that, where's the femboy discourse at?

it's only a nuclear family if it comes from the nuclear region of France

Final Fantasy is hypernormalized, Everybody Loves Raymond is hypernormalized Trotskyist dreck, Slavic songs are hypernormalized, mystery fiction is generally hypernormalized, chastity is hypernormalized. Masscult under Posadism is inherently hypernormalized. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

being called a good girl by a tboy has done wonders for my mental health

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and iiiiiiiieeeeiiiiii will always glove yooooouuuuu

can they come and upgrade my screen?

seize the means and spill the beans

if "gender is what's in your pants" then why don't i see a single close up of a pussy when i watch chick flicks?

i fucking love estrogen send skeet

"instead of getting a steam machine, build a much bigger PC for your living room" sorry but i want to have sex

it's rare that i 100% a game, i only really do that when i really like a game which brings me to Mina the Hollower. i did not 100% Mina the Hollower

knew this was coming. gamepass wasn't sustainable. resetera shilling the fuck out of it was weird.

"if you moisturize your face you're gay" has to be the dumbest thing my dad ever taught me like yeah I'm gay but like ????

im such a bottom that i skip ffxiv cutscenes even on my first time through a dungeon because i don't want to inconvenience all the tops i got matched with

easiest way to socially pass as a woman: get used to saying "and get this... it has pockets!"

i need like halfway between a dumbphone and a smartphone. like i really just need calls, texting, email, my work MFA apps, and discord. camera just has to be good enough to scan a qr code. that's all.

super mario sunshine is underhated

isn't she glovely 🎶

to Kylie 2026-06-28

when the grungler is on the discord: 🎶 isn't he grungly 🎶

i had a dream where i was playing mina the hollower but it was actually mega man 2 in mina the hollower's gameplay

the neat thing about the whole "you're just a luddite you're a hypocrite it's just a tool it's just an advancement in tech" thing is that i have the exact same opinion on ai as other forms of technology: if ai is really that important, datacenters would be publicly owned. seize the means.

i have mean words to say about whoever decided the bigger the gauge number the smaller the needle

oh so we all just have this wish huh

hiding unique and original jokes in alt-text as a treat

💙🩷😸🩷💙

its time to stop looksmaxxing and start booksmaxxing call me Readicular

cancelling pride month and installing pride summer.

why'd I have to go and make things so complicated?

wait, is not laying people off the people who make your product good for productivity? *furiously jots this down* what a discovery!

i think microsoft genuinely held off on the price hike announcement until GTA 6 news

Why is eating a flaky croissant so embarrassing like oh sorry I’m getting my buttery flakes everywhere

If you say “cheeky Nando's” your racism is showing THE END

this but unironically

Literally call me Cassandra, I literally *just* said this.

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