Nintendo's going wild with those collabs

Kat literally gives main character energy

polyamorymarket

seize the memes of production

I didn't think I would upset Threads *that* much...

holy shit i got an ad for guillotine earrings, this is so based actually

my wife's boyfriend said i can't do tariffs anymore sadface

Estrogen is so silly, cuz like why did I almost break down crying at the end of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie? 😭

Well that's a wrap for the main story! I might go back and grind out for the superbosses, but for now I want to move forward in the series. Gonna obtain the GBA version of Chain of Memories, I've been told it's more fun than the Remake version #KingdomHearts #GamingThread

"Phil Xbox is stepping down" 🍾🎶🎶🎶 "... replaced by CEO of AI" 🤯😭😢😢

mfw when i went to oasis aqualounge (sex club in toronto) and was still in the main lobby

My Bioware romances: I have not played a Bioware game

when the pronouns get updated from they/she to she/they 😌

Comparing Supreme Court rulings that deal with people with rulings that deal with capitalism is very revealing. It’s money that matters.

"6/8 is a different time signature than 3/4!!" psh, only if you're a coward

CIA in the old days: Make an account on a dedicated forum, spend time integrating into the culture, then shill for big oil covertly so the mods might not ban you. CIA in 2026: Make 30 new social media accounts a day and respond to every trans person with unintelligible slop.

Step 1: Get acquired by Sony Step 2: Get told to work on a live-service game Step 3: (???) Step 4: Studio closure How many times has this happened now? God, I love capitalism.

Torrents are still exciting leftist technology :)

people get mad about everything being mogging this or that-maxxxing, when full ass adults are out here writing "journalism is better when it's backed by live markets"

I'm not at liberty to go into the various types of woodland creatures on Saturn or any of the other 12 planets at this time.

Yes, we do have a moonbase. And yes, we are experiencing some bear problems.

Halo Announcer voice: Forcibly Feminized!!

pulling up to the party with grok to give epic roasts of people

i think i saw this one on xvideos once

Will they? No, Sony ain't cool like that. Should they? Yes* Should they add lots of gay sex? Absolutely. He's Spartan after all, and gamers always go on about historic accuracy. *I don't recall, the minigames always had enthusiastically consenting participants right?

Up is a Pixar animated film that follows elderly widower Carl Fredricksen as he ties thousands of balloons to his house to fly to South America, inadvertently bringing along a young Wilderness Explorer named Russell. Would you like me to find some similar heartfelt movies for your next movie night?

Meta, Reddit and Google comply with Homeland Security requests for anti-ICE user information.

reddit users trying to be funny is like Sisyphus pushing up the rock

if this post gets at least one like I'll transition into a woman

valve promises to release half life 3 but only if the DOW hits 69k

epic fantasy movie about a bard call that Lord of the Strings

writing an entire book and then slapping /s at the end

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

"working hard, or hardly working?" outdated, capitalist, bourgeois --- "goonmaxxing, or maxxgooning?" elegant, modern, proletariat

But good news guys!!! Everything is totally cool and fine cause some people’s wages went from 9 dollars an hour to 11 dollars an hour !!!! Wooo hooo

dusting out the good ol' "y'know they legalized comedy, right? like you are allowed to be funny now" when somebody's joke doesn't land

sorry Miyamoto but super mario land 1 was ass

mentally prepping myself now for 2038 when there's a big push by the youngins to change terminology to "gendertypical vs genderdivergent"

6/5 instant highly recommend

watchin Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in 20 mins :3

you were workin as a waitress in a cocktail bar

bad bunny telling me i've been a very good bunny would fix me

fuckmaxxing the ICEoids

RIP jesus you would've loved estradiol valerate

last night i ended up in Palm Springs dancing in tables

i don't understand why frodo had to destroy the one ring just get the DOW over 50k

Shrek the Third is underrated by me. i underrated it

speedrunmogging the leaderboardoids

i shit y'all not my ex's biodad literally had a Pringles party. like, a pyramid of single-serve Pringles cans. and so i slowly endured one little can to be polite. what the fuck is wrong with some people?

ok this might be extreme but the government needs to do something about Pringles their chips are fucking ass why are they allowed on store shelves? why do people buy them? Masochism??