The best part about helping someone is knowing that you're making a difference in their life. To know their life is getting better because of them crushing their adversity with kindness you contributed to? That is... a beautiful emotion. It's a beautiful life purpose.

...popcorn chicken exists in my household.

THE TIDDIES ARE ON FIYA

I'm about to cry. GO BESTIE GO

There's no doubt in my mind that I would be a good therapist. That's because I have lived experiences through mental illness and know what goes on up there. I feel like it'd motivate me to get out of bed in the morning and make a difference.

And to top off my shitty 3 days, I found out I ate an expired salad... though it didn't look expired.... and I found out after I ate that whole bowl of it. This is the last time I'll be healthy I swear to fuuuuck. This wouldn't happen with tater tots.

Goddamn it, my spouse befriended another cat. 🤣🥹🥰

*sighs* I just saw a car flipped over on its roof. Am I surprised in this state? Honestly, no. People are dangerous. Be careful when driving guys. No under the influence and no distracted driving!!!

Me thinking about food:

You know what my fuck ass forgot? Black tea intensifies the high… And I sent my spouse in to get me iced black tea.

CHOCOLATE ANIMAL CRACKERS. That is all.

Help. I did 4 bong rips and counting. (Actually don’t help me, enjoy my shitposting instead)

MY DOG DID SUCH A CUTE THING SHADOW MADE ME CRY

Everything has been a fight for the past 3 days. I’m tired of fighting. I wanna curl up in a ball and cry. Again.

Good news and bad news: Good news: I didn’t get an upset tummy from stressing too much. Bad news: FUCK I THINK I ATE DAIRY WITHOUT MY LACTASE PILL. Send your thoughts and prayer.

if i crochet something for you as a gift you get the added bonus of my hair. please don’t use it for spells (unless they’re nice spells)

Omg, an older woman is carrying soda and not struggling! I wanna be in that situation when I’m 70.

…I’m gonna eat those buffalo chicken sausage with some grits and cheese. (This is actually something I hope I like. Reason being, you never know if I’ll hate a texture or taste. I’m hoping I’ll be okay, because I don’t wanna waste them ffs)

Me, siting in pastel clothes in the car and listening to metal music:

Y’all, this summer, I need a bra with fans in it for all of this titty sweat. 😭

A man ordered a delivery for his lady on her period, and he’s made sure midol, candy, and tampons are in there for her. 😭 Maybe there is hope in the world.

Target people, forgive me for what I have to do. 😭

What does unicorn poop even look like? Magical, I know. But what kind of magic are we talking about?

Honestly, though. Kinda glad I can fix a PSP I found for like $30. I might not be getting much from the government, but I can at least I can play a game I’ve been wanting to~ Hyped about Birth By Sleep~

I think I’ve gotten too emotional and stressed myself out into an IBS flare-up. Fuck. 😭 (The only reason I’m crying is because I ate something spicy yesterday, and I know this is gonna burn my butthole) (I’m also kinda laughing because I only care about the flaming Cheeto butthole issue… 🤣)

lol tits are so great

So, I noticed a light patch of skin on my leg… I mean, I had it before, but it’s gotten bigger? So I asked my mom, who was a nurse in her life, and she says it looks like vitiligo…. …which explains why I was deaf when I was little. Damn, life really roasted me medically, huh? 😭

At this point, my spouse doesn’t ask me if I want coffee. They just get it for me. 🥹

happy pride month. get men pregnant!!!🤪🤪

I’m entering a punk era because fuck the establishment. I will create my own reality. And they will have to fucking deal with it~

“That’s why they call it the ‘American dream.’ You have to be asleep to believe it.” -George Carlin

Still thinking about this bad bitch /pos Never let a goddamn man tear you down. You’re worth more than you know, Queen~

Me @ the government:

Hearing a woman tell off her boyfriend. “Why are you an asshole? Why can’t you accept that? Why do you talk to me like that?” TEAR HIM A NEW ONE GIRL

Me: *rips bong* Spouse: *is suddenly up after hearing the bong* Me: …what a pothead. /lh

Getting high as fuck to stay calm so I can go in a stupid building to get this stupid money. 😪 The things I have to do because no one wants to do their job.

Lmfao, I think I photobombed a group of women taking a selfie and sat in the car, posing. I think they’re so old, they didn’t even notice-

Clambaking, but it’s just me in a hot car with no windows down

I got a person younger than me to compliment on my hair~ “I love your hair, girl. Tea.” I TRANSCEND THE AGES WITH MY BLUE AND PINK LOCKS. I HAVE FOUND STRENGTH IN THEM-

I think I’ll invest in dabs soon. I wanna get wicked lit for a while~

RHYTHM IS SO CUTE OMG

You know what? The best part about this whole debacle with the government is that I’m not only mentally ill, but smart. That means, I have the option to play mind games with them because they’ve done the same with me.

“You’ll get the deposit next week” THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID A WEEK AGO I AM FLAT OUT LOSING ALL MY SANITY THABKS TO THE GODDAMN GOVERNMENT DEATH TO THEM ALL

I’m so done with today. And my possibly autistic brain doesn’t wanna deviate from any fucking patterns anymore and I can’t handle it.

Okay, but Spanish metal hits different.

If you wanna blow off stream, call a government worker who isn’t doing their job and leave an email that sounds like an extremely flustered and disappointed mom. It helps~

Bluesky: We're all poor here.

Shion is the most attractive omnic ever. Zen is a close second.

I know I have the right people following after all the likes about the government burning for eternity with satan. You guys are the best~ 🥰