Hey so good news! I found out exactly how many edges it takes to make @questioningblob.bsky.social cry :)

I have an actual sexy punishment planned for my bratty puppy but I'm of half a mind to scrap that in favor of forcing her to help me with the sensory nightmare that is unclogging the sink

So turns out if you add a little simple syrup and salt to cum not only does it whip up just like egg whites but it also has a surprisingly decent flavor

Constantly reminded of the multi-night trip I took in high school where the girls invited me to stay in their hotel room. I was infinitely more comfortable there than in the guys' room, go figure

Oh, these? Yeah these are my gender affirming combat boots

Cultural appropriation but it's my cishet bf learning to post like a tranny

Had kind of a rough night followed by a rough morning at work so my boss ordered us lunch and they fucking forgot my food

Just now processing that perhaps living in a total of ten different places as a kid, and eight of them for a year or less, might've done some things in regards to how I interact with my living space

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Happy International Women's Day 💜

Happy International Women's Day 💜

Born to die Time change is a fuck

Off to the punk show 💜

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Thinking about getting really futchy with it this summer

Impenetrable fog my beloved

My coworker just called someone else's presentation ai slop and my respect for her has skyrocketed

She spag on my hetti till I mama mia

At the Stardew Valley symphony and I shouldn't be surprised by the sheer volume of queer folks and overalls

Recent events have reawakened my ancient enemy: the Minecraft addiction

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My job should be hurting girls, not this labwork nonsense

Bangs are currently at the exact maddening length where they jab into my eyes and I'm going insane

tramp stamp that reads "EMERGENCY PARKING ONLY"

I have the burning need to write a knight squire relationship that treats armor care with all the reverence of a bootblack

So tempted to go back and rewatch the 1987 TMNT show but I'm so afraid if ruining the nostalgia

I'd really like it if my tits were just a little bigger. Not for dysphoria or aesthetic reasons, but so I can suck on them

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My gf, leaving a mark on me: "Well you have so many from others, I have to make sure I'm not an underrepresented demographic"

This mark a few hours later

A very good girl

I'd be so hot with fang veneers

Onion Garlic Carrots Celery

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The hottest thing a domme can be is secretly pathetic

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I need an evil woman to just absolutely rip me to pieces

[TMNT theme voice] scary goth transgender Girlfriend

Got kicked out of the department store for eating a cabbage salad while shopping. Forgot about the Kohl's Coleslaw Law

Reposting this pic, I desperately need an excuse to wear my battle dress again

Currently playing the game of "how much worse can I make my cishet bf" and so far we're up to actual stomach rumbling at the thought of biting me

"Bite her fucking tits"

Handler warmup doodle from this afternoon~

I'd be so hot with fang veneers

turns out we've had a raccoon living in our crawlspace and we gotta drop about $900 on trapping and prevention because the house has so many access points. we then gotta call a plumber to replace a vent on our roof because it's been broken. i just got laid off, please help. bsky.app/profile/t4tc...