A new monthly subscription box where I send you a box that has a cat that may or may not be alive

Been awhile since I did a bubbel c:

"Silence egg, the women are talking."

Therapist not only was quite familar with plural folks but fucking kneecapped me by perfectly describing our system before I'd fully introduced us

It's crazy how girls enjoy being yelled at by their dommes, but not by random creepy strangers for no reason! Such a double standard...

Oh gods I went to the Burger King I worked at in high school and one of the ladies is still there doing the same job as 12 years ago

I pull out my spell focus and cast "Greater Asshole", doubling my inventory space

Saw a middle-aged man (bald, goatee, sunglasses) riding his motorcycle down the highway in nothing but military camo pants and a big pair of cowboy boots

does anyone have any recommendations for a good journaling app? ideally one that makes it as quick and easy as possible to just write shit out

Pussy gizzard

🌗 Bow.

Working with 99% acetic acid today and this stuff makes my mouth water like crazy

Thinkin it's time for another listen of Magnus Archives

Piecing together which alter likes which hobby as we speak and it explains *so* much

CROTCH ELECTROCUTED

normal things a girl says to me when it's being normal

Holy shit my tits *have* grown

I should take more nudes

If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation

Boss bought me a sub for lunch and I'm literally kicking my feet in excitement

Just wanted to take a second to let y'all know I'm plural 💜 🐦‍⬛ Morrigan ⌛ Helena 🪻 Eve 90% of the time you're gonna be talking to Helena! But the others will be around :3

On the one hand I just posted a work selfie yesterday, on the other hand look at my fucking tits wow

He got in an argument with the butch and called in "sick" today. So me and her just knocked out all of his work for the week in an hour :)

Today on my drive into work I got honked at for... stopping at a red light?

My tits HURTTT

Things my weirdass coworker tells me: "It's not safe for anyone to be driving at night, especially not a *girl* on the *highway*." ????

I think I need some good horror soon. It's been too far long since something left me genuinely distressed

Handler Obi-Wan and Hound Luke

My phone just autocorrected "rubberduck" to "rubber dyke"

Work selfie :3

I am not immune to engagement bait

Whispering sweet nothings to the lab equipment as I methodically silence its screaming alarms that are being tripped by me forcefully shutting it down

Proof of life

Bro my tits have grown so much so fast wtf

Fuck yeah chiitan

explain your @ Used Jadeon for awhile (Jade-eon, like an eevee evolution), decided I needed something more clever around the time I started getting Worse, so Jadeon Poisoning (like radon poisoning) it was

chiitan is snuffbait

Marked up kaycie a little (but still not nearly enough 🤭) last weekend <3

Wearing an old pair of jeans for the first time in like a year today and fuck my thighs barely fit in these things

On this episode of "Depressive Episode or Just Badly Needed a Shave": find out the results, once I've had my coffee

They should invent a Sunday without the scaries

Unlike punk, darkwave is dead and we prefer it that way

Thunderstorm power flickers why do you feel so safe

"violence is the only thing that gets me hot any more" yeah girl me too

kaycie's having a normal one today

Staring into her eyes and tearing up at her beauty and how far she's come send post

@t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus: *whimpers randomly while playing minecraft* Me: "you okay?" her: "yeah I just took damage from drowning and it reminded me of wolfsbane"

mug that says "don't talk to me until ive been mechsploited"

she's streaming the ao3 page to me while we're on video call and it's adorable to watch her fidget anxiously at certain parts