Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

My gf put makeup on me and it felt really nice

While working on drawings for the #hardcover sketchbook on kickstarter right now (only 3 days left!) a theme emerged from a patron suggestion to draw business attire, which I took to mean big 90s suits. They're the professionals. Check out the artbook and stuff⤵️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/har...

Can we normalize CPAP machines?

no barking // the workshorse prints: www.inprnt.com/collections/...

Hmm. *I pull a dry erase board from my desk drawer. There are two columns marked "autistic" and "egg". I stare at it for awhile before putting a tally in both columns*

One might suggest that I ask a tattoo artist who has the right tools and lots of experience with this kind of work. To which I respond: Look I did color and shading!

snac

This is how my workday should go but alas....

I asked one of the refrigeration techs what was playing on their speaker in the shop and he said "yeah a lot of older people have been asking about this one" 💀 Come on man don't do this to me

I need to pin one of my subs in place with a vibrator for an hour or two

Working on a tattoo idea!

Most crowds in Ohio are RadLib and toxic

To reiterate:

Really the lipstick thing was the biggest sign. I think I'd commit murder if the order came from between black lipstick

A buddy of mine who moved from Chicago to Ohio and back twice just sent me two songs from the new Noah Kahan album about missing someone whi moved away to avoid their problems and now I think I could cry

Neurogender women who date butch men expose them to neurogender culture and pragmatism.

Highkey that post thats like "making horny posts as a domme is way harder than as a sub because saying shit like 'mommy wants to FUCK' when nobody wants you is so embarassing" has maybe done more damage to my confidence than anything else ever

Watching Fellowship of the Ring and getting jealous of the Nazgul because I wish Liv Tyler would drown me in the woods

I've gotta post stolen memes more often I tell ya what

Good morning

Minas Morgul

Sub who blushes easily (built in seat warmer)

Me and the squad in Mistress's dreams

Do not go chasing Waterfalls; you will drown Rocks will smash them bones

Inconclusive!

Autistic and ADHD baddies are the best

all submissives fall somewhere in the venn diagram of weapon, toy, and pet hound? weapon pet with a splash of toy doll? mostly toy but can spread out into pet or weapon princess? pet toy knight? weapon toy with pet overtures porngirl? toy little sister? either toy or pet depending on the big sister

Last night I dreamed that I was staying at vacation house and found that it had a basement above like eight stories of sub-basement each of which used to be the house before it sank into the ground

happy birthday weed

gn bsky

Engaging affirmation protocol. ASSERT: You are blade and teeth. You are metal and bone.

Fuck I love Outer Wilds

When I was newly single and interested in dating kitten, my apartment had a 1.75 L of vodka that we wouldn't drink. She offered to take it, so when I dropped it at her place I asked her out! Now on our anniversary I make Penne Vodka from that same bottle. 1/2 cup left after making the year 7 sauce!

Starting therapy at the end of my twenties feels like cleaning a room for the first time in decades. There's so much more bullshit in here than I thought

I need to lick blood off of someone who has done violence

Life pro tip: have your partner clean distinctly blood-colored dye off your shoulders with a rag like a mideval squire cleaning their knight after glorious combat

Realizing that masculinity is something I inhabit but not something I am and then hearing my friends chant "EGG EGG EGG" because we're playing Wyrmspan is altogether unsettling

I live with a rat who possesses nearly psychic intuition and this is what my life has been like since I told her about my gender dysphoria

Herbie the Love Bug mtg card capped Mystical Two-Door

Watching a pretty blonde girl Explore her Golden Grotto on the dining room table

Prep work for this weekend is going well ;)

Starting therapy at the end of my twenties feels like cleaning a room for the first time in decades. There's so much more bullshit in here than I thought

I'm a good sub who would never antagonize my domme by quote posting the comment where she bragged about the huge lead that she would lose by the next day

Though he is seldom credited, we owe the invention of instant ramen to Phil Line

I should have known I was a switch the way I love to get my ass beat in chess