When the owners are away the puppy will play!

*sigh* it should've been me

When the owners are away the puppy will play!

Catching up on D20 CCoD and a few notes: - "This better kill me" from an antagonist is TERRIFYING - "Step in shit in Purpee and you track that to your grave" And "here in the light of MY Elysium" go hard as fuck - I'm here for this cryptid tea - Nancy Danderhoof is so good. Better get that Pulitzer

Update: I DID IT. I got many compliments! 🥰

I'm having trouble working up the courage to go to my LGS wearing this.

An unusual day. I kinda hate it. Let's me spend too long with my thoughts, and get anxious over plans for later.

...and one of the best soundtracks you'll ever hear in any game, it is PHENOMENAL, it's haunting and will stay with you long after you've played the game. It's so good I need to make this a separate post just to highlight it.

17. Laika: Aged Through Blood Play as a coyote biker mom who kills fascists while doing bike stunts in a bleak post-apocalypse. Forewarning that the controls and movement take a while to get used to, but trust me and stick with it until it clicks, because you will be in for an incredible time...

Slow work day means I don't have to be on camera

Holy shit Boston what are you doing with that JB trade?

It's probably just me yearning for a hobby in Pokemon Champions but idk if I would actually enjoy that

Resisting the urge to get Pokemon Home premium and also buy Z-A dlc.

Harsh truth: Rubbing one out sucks. The fucking friction sucks ass. Vibes and wands are heavenly in comparison.

Harsh truth: Rubbing one out sucks. The fucking friction sucks ass. Vibes and wands are heavenly in comparison.

Talking with my therapist and I've all but settled on an identity: instead of Pansexual I'm Panromantic Asexual. I like being kinky but not for the sexual parts of it if that makes sense.

It's been

My short story is here! Be sure to let me know what you think 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/87639051

I'm just so tired

I can feel the puppy within yearning to go to sleep and then wake up inexplicably in bondage 😵‍💫🫠

Oh right. Reality

Love getting an email from the client asking for us to do their job for them. Really just making it clear they have no idea how anything that we've made for them works.

Wondering if I hate myself enough to dive into Pokemon Champions

Apparently the local bowling alley/arcade near my home growing up is a hotbed for furry activity

Apparently the local bowling alley/arcade near my home growing up is a hotbed for furry activity

Lena Kross and Megan Bayne make me wish giant women were real 😔

Did y'all know I could be cute?

Me: Hmm I don't know if I have any blorbos Also me: if they made a Great Ace Attorney spinoff where you play as Gina I would buy 10 copies.

Creating alters for myself because I like naming things and want to be included.

In Chicago for a friend's bday and in the group chat someone is talking about their drink mix "Jail Dick" which quote, "Shoots really well"

When you look up "aura" in the dictionary it's just a picture of Saya Kamitani.

I need to watch more Stardom

If I was true to myself then I likely would be stonerbait t-girl attire

Kaido hates his woke transgender son, he's fine with the transness, it's the wokeness that pisses him off.

Love the little mannerisms ive had since I was a kid and how clearly I took them from watching dogs growing up.

My gf emptied her bag for our Chicago trip and took out the clicker and used it for me for the first time in over a year. Smh no wonder I'm such an untrained pup

I like dressing up and looking pretty, it just would be nice if it didn't feel like I was playing a caricature of myself.

You've Rushed your last...uh ... Rush?

You've AC'd your last DC

Wooooooooooo YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

I think so. If we both got it it can't be wrong right?

Sendai Colony is good send skeet

Each day posting a different type of joke to judge which garners the most engagement.

The supervisor I'm leaving was the first to talk and set it right out the gate with "Hi Dakota" and the rest followed, eventually it was just me and the supervisor I'm going to and he kept asking "If there was anything I wanted to talk about." To which I said "No" lmao.

Maybe I'm different, but if I am slated to demo something I run through it a few times beforehand and make sure everything I'm showing works.

Pretending I'm slapping my titties to stimulate breasts growth when I'm really doing it as a fidget

Drowning myself in content so I don't have time to breathe and think about my life

I hate responsibility and people relying on me. But I feel like if there's going to be any improvement I need to be the one to do it. I need to be the one taking responsibility, and I fucking hate that

Mentally and emotionally I'm just not here atm. I don't want to have to do shit. Really I just want to skip forward a week and not deal with everything.