For sale: Sword, Damacles

Just had a great time playing Root with friends. I even won! But we went longer than expected so now my brain is yelling at me about all the things that this affects. Spoiler: nothing was affected, my brain is just being mean :(

Have one cat cuddling me on the left wanting pets and my cat girl gf on the right cuddling me wanting attention. Not me being the pied piper of cats.

My culture is not your costume Spirit Halloween.

Also shout out to whoever decided to give Dominic Cooper's character those cunty little sunglasses, 11/10.

This movie is JoJo's to the core and would legit make a banger JJBA arc tbh.

In a day of several meetings, I have already fallen asleep during the first one. Give me your strength plz.

“This two-handed soldier’s sword was huge and aberrant and frankly malicious, and utterly your responsibility.”

In the wake of the horrors, just

In the wake of the horrors, have you considered?

Imma be honest, if I had a weakness, it would be surely be watching people's video essays on Outer Wilds.

Feeling vindicated that Ive taken first place (joint first depending on the last game this week) in fantasy football after the "Power Rankings" placed me second to last on draft day.

The no-kill traps failed to catch anything. Crunchwrap Frank is laughing at me. I'll never recover from this.

At home straight up crashing out haha, and by out I mean, my emotions.

Setting up the no-kill mouse traps so Crunchwrap Frank can learn about the ethics of this household.

Legitimately, finding NSFW artists on bluesky who I haven't thought about in YEARS and seeing them still going strong is such an unexpected delight.

Bluesky please let me edit someone else's posts, this permanent post policy is hostile to little shit-stirrers

Sitting in the corner of the bsky room chanting to myself and slowly getting louder: "Disc horse, disc horse!, disc horse!!..."

Adopting a catgirl just to name her "Crunchwrap Frank"

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

I was wondering why my feed was a bit dull today, it's the fuckin age verification bullshit. Yeah let me prove I am an adult by giving you my PII like my ssn, or my id. Nah fuck that, instead I'll just pay you to look the other way because only people 18+ have money. What dystopian puritan bullshit.

Heading back home after attending a queer-ish art festival. Saw so many people in awesome fits and yet I was still too scared to compliment any of them 😭

I'm not helpless! You're helpless!

Science compels us to explode the sun.

Paying women to scar me. (Getting a tattoo)

You're going to Mr. Bulky's. I'm going to miss her bulkies. We are not the same.

Still processing from the revelation that my nesting partner has been secretly reading One Piece at work (and is caught up) so she could surprise me because "You said I couldn't do it"

With work being stop and go, and the world being the way it is, I've picked up creating 'shitty' art. Just art for the sake of it, not for people to observe but just to create.

MTG shower thought: I should make a custom partner commander deck with Fang and Vanille from FFXIII but as Gideon and Harrow from The Locked Tomb respectively.

Gonna start a Democratic think-tank that's just mid 2000s Republican talking points with the serial numbers filed off.

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

If I had a nickel for every time my car was hit while it was parked and I was away, I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened three times.

Therapist: Am I missing anything? Me: I'm not suicidal but if Samus Aran needed to kill me to further her own goals, I would gladly let her. Therapist: ... Me: ... No you're not missing anything

If I had a nickel for every time my therapist left their current practice as I was seeing them, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

i do not like the escalation of transphobia. it is making me incredibly sad. i am just a little guy. we are just creatures. we love and live and want to do Those Things. i do not understand what we did to make them want to Kill Us. we have just been here hanging out. i hope we still get to do that

dude they desperately want to pin this shit on trans people they want an excuse so bad

On the way to the cafe and saw a restaurant taking down an American flag and replacing it with a pride version of our city's flag. I knew I liked this neighborhood.

Having a rough headache, don't know if it's stress from the world burning, a pulled muscle, a lack of hydration, or all of the above

i think the @wsj.com should pay every trans person's rent this month

...I'm so tired...

Oh, oh this was NOT a joke post from Erin. ...wut?

Samus on a motorcycle genuinely rewired my brain such that I legitimately forgot everything that appeared before it.

Kick ass bounty hunter woman who can kill me without a second thought finally gets gender-affirming motorcycle.

They gave Samus a motorcycle???

Apparently I missed The Accidentals dropped a new album last month. That's gonna help get me through the rest of this week. (And maybe longer) youtu.be/kQO9bv7dvz4?...

Here's our hats!

Oh? You're trans? Name every person currently attacking the trans community in the news.

D&D party smuggling a wanted criminal out of the city. Guards: Stop, there's one more of you than there was before Bard: Oh that's just one of the druid's zombies Guards: ... Criminal: *stares blankly* Guards: Yeah go ahead

It's that time of the week, venting into the bsky void instead of participating in D&D.