Ouroboros. ▪️ A recent commission for a tattoo.

new cult that posits there are invisible bunny rabbits everywhere that keep the natural world running

If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop

My feelings about public infrastructure are encapsulated by the intense joy I feel when I see a video of a car being completely obliterated by an oncoming train

Just got added to my gfs’ steam family, so you could say it’s pretty serious

Taking your ratgirl gf for a romantic vacation in Alberta only to be detained and separated and sent away without her

growing up means coming to appreciate the subtle, mature pleasures of spicy mustard on a breakfast sandwich. hot sauce still has its place, of course, but the raging fires of youth must give way to broader scaffolds of sensation

For what is a rat? What has she got? If not her smells, then she has not!

Anxiety dreams should not count as sleep and I should be allowed to go back to bed

Needlessly hardcore tea at my parents’ house

This entire house smells of twice-baked Oreo I am going to absolutely savage a piece of cheesecake later by god

my prayers have been heard

Between Rex Krueger, Lunchbreak Heroes, and Babish; I have a bald guy who advises me on each of my major hobbies

Just let me know ok?

crazy etymology

Creamer? I just met her

the wrong fucking people are dying

God has come to blanket us in her snowy busom for our sins

Forgot to post this yesterday

Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/

Ooh me next

HEY! I just participated in the ROSE study: its aim is to be able to diagnose Endometriosis (possibly other diseases later on) by examining menstrual blood. Right now the only way to get diagnosed is through surgery. They're still looking for participants from N. America! youtu.be/wqL7_5O-KgE

Y.O.M.I. Hustle has infected my brain. I’ve never had so much fun being bad at something

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Looking for a cheese board with Gundam characters carved in it. For my Char cuterie

Yes sir this is my two weeks notice. I decided I would like to quit everything and live on the top of a mountain as a crazy

Snapchat’s ad algorithm finally has me dialed in

Who wants some good news? www.cleveland.com/news/2026/01...

AN UNDERDOG'S GOTTA EAT

As the only cishet in the cult, I think this is me

Somewhere across the sea of time A love immortal such as mine Will come to me Eternally

This, but in a vindictive way

My gf left me alone with the science project so now I get to mix chemicals and sniff the fumes!

Accidentally spilled bleach on my lap. Call that Ball Lightening by Cixin Liu

She only eats Froot Loops with marshmallows. Call that cereal monogamy.

The US continues to lose manufacturing jobs—payrolls are down 81k over the last year, & another 5k jobs were lost in November Transportation (especially auto manufacturing), wood, & electronics/electrical manufacturing are the biggest losers, but few subsectors are doing well

Good morning

Given that she is stored in a ball that should not be large enough to contain her, we can surmise that Samus is a kind of Pokémon

The title “Manor Lords” (read: Man or Lords) implies that we must choose, as a society, to serve the interest of the common man or the aristocracy

Reblogging this one because it looks like my cat Peanut

Art by Tim White for Nine Princes In Amber by Roger Zelazny (1985)

I have finished Paradise Rot, loved it, see below:

Happy new year specifically to the tech at my work who agreed to put heat-shrink on my fraying charging cable

I have brought the Christmas treats into work so colleagues will eat them instead of me. This gives me access to toffee during a boring workday. This will have no consequences

Man, FIFA must feel so betrayed right now

in transit

Yesterday I told my oldest friends about my poly relationship and of course they were extremely supportive because they’re wonderful. Gradually working past my anxiety about telling my family

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Wait I have one for this. Skin cancer! My fiancé looked at my mole this time last year and said “My brother’s mole had a border like that and it turned out to be a melanoma.” And she was right! Anyway that’s how my fiancé saved my life

My academic record is much worse than my fiancé’s with ONE exception: We took a blood test and I got an A+, while she literally scored negative 0. I didn’t even know you could fail those.