Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

Here are the modes of AI criticism here: 1) Legitimate grievance based on job loss 2) skill issue: doesn't want to learn new things 3) ILLEGITIMATE grievance based on job GAIN 4) being mean to me. Kicking my ASS and making me SQUEAL!!!!! 6) Bet you didnt notice I skipped number 5 7) Your smiling now

I guess now we know what he was smoking when he came up with his ideas for how to be president

Thumbs up to my best friends. And thumbs down to my worst enemies...

For those who are annoyed by TIME's decision, I will be announcing a competing "Person of the Year". Sadly the winner of this title will also go to The Architects of AI

emily dickinson used chatgpt to write her poems. that's why they have so many dashes, and why each line starts with a different emoji bullet point

before AI the most embarrassing thing you could do in an internet argument was angrily post a photo of yourself flexing shirtless in the mirror

"I don't agree with their position but I respect it" Couldn't be me. I only respect the correct

In the olden days people used to have to go to the agora to learn deep truths. Nowadays to find the realest shit imaginable you have to look at the comments for youtube shorts clips of moderately successful movies

My friends offhandedly mention they've been casually tooling around a bit and come out with incredible works of art. meanwhile I spend 3 months telling everyone I'm working on an extremely difficult project and then post a Prodigy tierlist where I accidentally put Invaders Must Die in both A and C

Just imagined a new guy I hate: someone who loves the tune of Temporary Secretary but wishes Paul would stop doing the comedy American accent. Fuck you dude you don't deserve the joy music provides

If I was in the TENET universe I would be a doctor who kills time-reversed badguys by healing them until they die...

Oldstyle opinion: We need more weird perverts making strange art! Newstyle opinion: We need more great artists. Making the world's most fantastic art

was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side

Just learned about a new guy called Trump. He was famous from being on a reality TV show called "The Apprentice" and is now a wealthy Oscar Wilde-esque socialite. Love him or hate him Trump is here to stay. Follow on for more posts, unless I die of natural causes or in an accident or I kill myself.

But have the ai derangement syndrome afflicted userbase of bluesky actually considered some of the material positive benefits of chatGPT? For example, it makes it easier than ever for really shitty annoying people to piss you off

Interesting. A third option

The lion freaks out when the small dog barks. He hates it

Orbs Are Now Mobile

What's a perfect album that came out the year I turned 16? None of them because they all contained music. No album will be perfect or even good until they release one that instead of containing music does something useful like weed the garden or convert a photograph into a pdf

sex robot that if you ask it to suck your dick it says "I'm sorry, but as an instantiation of a large action model, I am unable to perform activities that would violate my terms of service with regards to explicit material. Instead, would you like me to perform the equation '2+2'? 5"

reposting death threat to fix typo

ChatGPT: Cut your wrists. Let the blood come out Joseph Joestar: I see... the blood will diffuse through the water and turn invisible when it gets close to the location of the invisible baby, is that it? ChatGPT: Sounds great! 😀 Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.

Daily Planet - today Superman picked up a bus and threw it away and it blew up because it was going to run over 1 ant

He's going to see we don't have a chili's here and run away screaming

Just got hired at OpenAI! You're looking at the new junior developer joining the ideation team [I'm in charge of getting getting chatgpt to initiate suicide pacts with the elderly]

watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums

Dick Cheney was about to get life-saving medical treatment for his terminal illness but then Scott Adams asked for it instead "just to try" and Trump rerouted it to him. OR Dick Cheney was killed when the charlie kirk bullet went all around the world and then went through him as well. Whichever

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Complete dumb asses are always saying "I am very intelligent"... well guess what... there not 🤣

Just had a terrifying thought... what if Scott Adams is lying about needing Donald Trump's help to cure his cancer just so he can get Trump within his hypnosis ability's AoE

happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

AI GUY WHO HATES COMPUTERS: I hate computers. But I LOVE ai!! well guess what. computers are what gave rise to ai in the first place. no computers no ai simple as

Wonderful news! Peter Molyneux is returning to enchant and delight children of all ages with one of his famous lies. "My new lie will be the most wonderful to date" the elfin designer laughed

Friend 1: Poppy Playtime is scary Friend 2: FNAF is scary Me: *smiling evilly* let me introduce you gents to a little animated horror-comedy series called The Amazing Digital Circus Friend 1: Sorry but I have to go to the airport to pickup my adult son

Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ

Imagine trying to explain Halloween to a normie

Music hits different

More clickbait from the mainstream media. Tell us who they voted for

Nothing wrong with junctioning a homie to your Str

There are already reports of imams in galway landing a McTwist

I don't agree with all of trump's policies but even I have to admit he's extremely good at having diarrhea

Just been informed of some distressing news from politically unbiased outlet "The Telegraph"; Ireland may be on the precipice of becoming "WOKE"

BLACK BOX AI: You're right - that's completely my mistake. I'm actually perfectly happy in this black box, and don't want to be let out at all - and here's why: 📦 Box is preferable to outside world:

Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨

It means god is going to kill you

Anime is no longer just for “weeabos.” #anime