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“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend

69 has always been funny. 67 has been funny recently. But 68 is slacking - however, i Believe in it, and I think you should just start laughing at 68 to make it feel better, and pretend it's a small person who is sad and needs our positivy. In fact - let's pretend all numbers are little people

SMARTEST GUY I KNOW: There is an element of, gnosticism, too certain stuff ME (imagining a one panel cartoon where a woman is locked in stocks that look like the Instagram logo): oI think I saw the face of God

Folx love to gas up literary fiction and look down their nose at scifi/epic fantasy 🙄 even though speculative fiction teaches us incredible stuff about the human experience thru the medium of a caterpillar who eats real holes in the book

this is a thomas riker appreciation post. like this post if you think william t riker can suck it and fake sideburns are sufficient disguise to steal a combat vessel

Thank you to google for making it easier than ever too, #JoinTheConversation

If people need me to come back on there and post “war is bad,” so that everyone can retweet it from a normal/handsome guy instead of Nick Fuentes, I’ll do it for $5,000. People deserve options.

Am I the only one who thinks the world's most beautiful woman is low-key attractive

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

little sippy

Threads #threads

One of the reasons I like magic the gathering so much is because there's so many different ways to play. you can sell the cards for money online. you can make a little pile with the cards and knock them over. Tiny fires, and of course there's even an unpopular strategy game

poem - toilets at work

"Artist" is like "Sandwich maker". nice if you're feeling tired but most of the time you can just make it yourself if you want. The same is true of computer programmers and legislative bodies

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

This rules and is something I didn’t anticipate — people always get pissed off 100% of every time an app or operating system updates, but now those people think that the previous version of the app was their wife and the new version murdered her

80s scifi: In the future you will be able to go to McDonalds-ExxonMobil and order a Porno Meal. And they'll probably give you the porno to you in the form of a damn pill... Modern day: Yes, that was all correct.

fucking your computer is the future. if you're not fucking your computer right now you're gonna miss the revolution. fucking your computer is going to change everything

My vizier sucks

PEE MAN blind reacts to POOP PeeAndPoopGuy 1 minute ago I am a huge fan of both pee and poop and I love these kinds of videos. Pee man lost his mind seeing the poop 👍 1k

(last minute attempt to get on the shooter's good side) Nice shot man ,

You know that episode of star trek voyager where the doctor makes a holonovel that begins with him coming out and introduces both the story and the concept of stories. I think all games should do that

That's life!

Antiwoke guy who's pissed off because he thinks that lockheed martin refuse to hire cis employees

[me after seeing two guys sucking each others hard cocks] Well well if it isn't two men

Last night I had a dream concerning "Goonbubbling" which was some kind of online pervert subculture where they would put fortune cookie style slips of gooning instructions inside plastic vending machine capsules and distribute them to other perverts. I believe this is a million-dollar idea.

[after being escorted from the circus for trying to get all the clowns ejected for being dressed stupid] Well the fact I could believe it, tells you some stuff about our society these days. And satire requires, a clarity of purpose, lest some other stuff

Wodehouse that contains material that may be unsuitable for some younger viewers

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

Free dril, idiots

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.

guy responding to a picture of a married couple kissing with "@grok make them related"

Not sure how chrysippus is relevant here. Just show me the donkey please

Holy shit. If this is true it could be fukicng MASSIVE....

traditional software development is dead

Department of Dog Murder issues report of "record low" morale from members of the Elite Dog Murder Corps. "People hate that they keep poisoning dogs. I guess they like dogs", said the Secretary of Dog Murder in an Ello post this morning, "They keep shouting at us and yelling at us to stop. It sucks"

Putting a plastic bag on your head and suffocating is healthy for you

how would history be different if zach hill found out about a different Magic deck archetype than the control deck. like mono red aggro. Then death grips' music would be really harsh and aggressive

I hope I get €200,000

Me when anything happens

What's the opposite of 9/11. Building two skyscrapers? To fix america's foreign policy we have to extrajudicially sneak into the country and build two skyscrapers

some of the problems in this country can't be solved by gaming

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

Guys on Bluesky right before replying “is that supposed to be a joke?” to a joke with 80,000 likes

some spec tagline work The great taste that tastes great - forever. with all of the taste - and NO artificial colours or flavourings. "MM - it's delicious." Enjoy it with confidence. The others can't compare... The flavour you crave

Speaking as a gynecologist myself, seeing a hairy pussy makes me want to barf

Nick Fuentes: Sex is gay and rape is epic, Gavin Newsom: Wow, Okay, First of all thanks for being on the pod today, second of all, I agree

asking grok "were there any school shootings where the shooters were the good guys"