watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums

Dick Cheney was about to get life-saving medical treatment for his terminal illness but then Scott Adams asked for it instead "just to try" and Trump rerouted it to him. OR Dick Cheney was killed when the charlie kirk bullet went all around the world and then went through him as well. Whichever

They're

Complete dumb asses are always saying "I am very intelligent"... well guess what... there not 🤣

Just had a terrifying thought... what if Scott Adams is lying about needing Donald Trump's help to cure his cancer just so he can get Trump within his hypnosis ability's AoE

happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

AI GUY WHO HATES COMPUTERS: I hate computers. But I LOVE ai!! well guess what. computers are what gave rise to ai in the first place. no computers no ai simple as

Wonderful news! Peter Molyneux is returning to enchant and delight children of all ages with one of his famous lies. "My new lie will be the most wonderful to date" the elfin designer laughed

Friend 1: Poppy Playtime is scary Friend 2: FNAF is scary Me: *smiling evilly* let me introduce you gents to a little animated horror-comedy series called The Amazing Digital Circus Friend 1: Sorry but I have to go to the airport to pickup my adult son

Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ

Imagine trying to explain Halloween to a normie

Music hits different

More clickbait from the mainstream media. Tell us who they voted for

Nothing wrong with junctioning a homie to your Str

There are already reports of imams in galway landing a McTwist

I don't agree with all of trump's policies but even I have to admit he's extremely good at having diarrhea

Just been informed of some distressing news from politically unbiased outlet "The Telegraph"; Ireland may be on the precipice of becoming "WOKE"

BLACK BOX AI: You're right - that's completely my mistake. I'm actually perfectly happy in this black box, and don't want to be let out at all - and here's why: 📦 Box is preferable to outside world:

Welcome to Bluesky, Twitter refugees! 🙂 Methinks you have a thing or two to learn as you explore your new home 😜 We call posts skeets! 😂 There's no ads... yet! 😅 A few people can't take a joke, but that's alright 🙃 you're also allowed to threaten the mods with hammers 🔨

It means god is going to kill you

Anime is no longer just for “weeabos.” #anime

The "Technology is incredible!" NPC from pokemon games has been CANCELLED for being Techbro to me

Jay this may sound odd but to escape the cycle of samsara you may have to pay me $500

I would like to officially apologize for my post that the bluesky mods have removed for glorifying violence. It was never my intent to sincerely perpetuate the idea that Charlie Kirk was killed by the 9/11 plane; only to cause emotional harm to any of his grieving relatives who may have seen it

I would like to formally appeal my ban from the #pesterlite Homestuck fanart and fanwork irc channel on irc.esper.net when I was 17 for calling everyone in it a dog fucker, on the grounds that dog fucking is now mainstream

Still feel pretty bad for this. Hope they managed without me

abruptly remembering a conversation I had with a friend in secondary school and realising they may have thought the cervix and the clitoris were the same thing

they really are incredible animals

[Reading news about people being censored for talking about charlie kirk and not really comprehending what's happening or why] OK then. He came back to life

If was an actor and I got nominated for a Razzy, i would show up and do a mass shooting in the auditorium

In solidarity with the rest of my Irish kinfolk, I will also not be performing at Eurovision this year

WHY????? I'VE ONLY EVER BEEN NICE!!!!!!!!!

More like Charlie Twerp. Because of his foolish views... Edit: I apologise to all who were offended by the timing of this post. This was scheduled 6 months in advance

I'd like to see his penis and testicles, just once, before he dies.

AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes. Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed

Writing in my baseball friend's birthday book: Hope your birthday is a real "Home Run". Writing in my movie friend's birthday book: Lights! Camera! Happy Birthday :) Writing in my pedophile friend's birthday book: Congratulations on being a pedophile on this - your special day

Imagining a guy called The Rat Murderer who I would kill

I did a comic page for this one, check it out, scope it

I stopped trusting Snoop Dogg when he hired Lil Dicky after that extremely poor interview. I would never have hired Lil Dicky and I will never hire Lil Dicky

If Donald Trump dies, Matt and Trey are absolutely going to tear the event to shreds. If you think they'll be respectful just because the man died? Then you don't know Southpark 😂

My cop idea

Though I am no great fan of the man, in the spirit of Christian love and forgiveness I will be voting for Donald J Trump to serve a third presidential term. Lest you think me a fool - this is his absolute last one

Being placated is epic. I love to be placated

Bread is ftw. And Circuses? pog champ

Kill the part of you that's cringe

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .