thefbm
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Dense, dull, longwinded
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Might as well keep a 2026 media thread. Clair Obscur first, I'll just keep it as a catalog of whatever other dumb threads I make
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Sage, Deer
3 days ago
me logging on
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grapefrukt
about 23 hours ago
We put an Ö in the name of our Ouya game and it crashed their entire backend server three times before we figured out what was going on and had to rename the game
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier
1 day ago
Speaking as someone who's worked with Capcom, stays in touch with its people, and has, shall we say, professional room to maneuver, I'll just say that contrary to what the technical director in the IGN article asserts, I know for a *fact* many Capcom employees are VEHEMENTLY against this direction.
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I do not speak often on politics because anyone following me probably sees enough but, so as not to mince words, there can be no acceptance of the continued existence of ICE.
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When Ubisoft dies a horrible death, which seems imminent based on their financials, it's going to at least be very funny that a big Chinese conglomerate will own the rights to "Tom Clancy's"
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headfallsoff
1 day ago
i've always said the best way to promote your game is to force randos online to design it in their head reading an acheivement list like its a puzzle in return of the obra dinn
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emo homo
1 day ago
Expedition 33 completely snubbed at the Oscar’s……
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
2 days ago
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
2 days ago
The first episodes of Starfleet Academy are OK, certainly better than Encounter at Farpoint. And I think you could have a good ST series with this premise. Problem is they won't get a chance- ten episodes or less per season just doesn't give you the time to make proper Trek.
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headfallsoff
3 days ago
overly smug europeans vs overly defensive americans.... who will come out on top in the battle of the bluesky discover tab
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headfallsoff
3 days ago
i heard we're gonna resolve all contradictions and solve the problem of individual responsibility and representative democracy in the heart of empire tonight. yeah on bluesky. gonna solve it job done
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Topher Florence
3 days ago
Witness the beginning of a
#DarkUniverse
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Thinking about it again
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The Toasters - "Dont Let The Bastards Grind You Down" Music Video
YouTube video by moonskaworld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu7rPq_0kJ0
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DevMsg.txt
3 days ago
WHAT INVENTED JEFF MINTER ANYWAY?
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Bad Game Hall of Fame
3 days ago
'Cosmic Race' released on this day in 1995. A bizarre air-based racing game, taking place in a world built almost entirely with stock PlayStation devkit assets. Known in the West thanks to 'Game Players' magazine, where the title stood in for the number 0 on their scoring scale.
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Topher Florence
3 days ago
animal crossing changing to total control over the land, the people, and the homes encouraged a type of strict HOA micro/macro player who builds a pristine, deer only suburb or whatever but now the 3.0 update added random animals walking around and the nimby/yimby shit going down on the web is wild
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Alice
4 days ago
the Deadly Towers manual has some absolute gems for item descriptions
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headfallsoff
5 days ago
saw multiple reviews like "can you believe he made this at 28???" ignoring the much funnier fact that he was already divorced twice
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Jon Bois
5 days ago
i predict that the texans will have won today’s game that they have already played and lost
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Jon Bois
5 days ago
i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
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Jon Bois
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BEAT
6 days ago
IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUT
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@beatskelton.bsky.social
IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK IT'S THE NUTSHACK
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I like how when Frieza is cyborgized in dragon ball z he just looks like they made him out of whatever garbage they had lying around
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GSK | ALL CITY SLOP SHOP (ETA SOON)
8 days ago
fwiw I asked multiple Rare- and Magazine System-adjacent folk about this a few years ago, and was told (paraphrasing): "possibly? idk I don't remember" "that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason" "we published bullshit all the time"
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Abe Goldfarb
13 days ago
holy fuck it’s real
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Jon Bois
8 days ago
teleporting into the town square of the sleepy village of salem, massachusetts in the winter of 1692 just long enough to say "tune in to whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil" before immediately dematerializing
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Amy Ash
8 days ago
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revenant
8 days ago
i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
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My Name is Grant
8 days ago
Let this be a comfort to people nervous about Filoni’s rise: the person in charge of Lucasfilm don’t get to decide what gets made by Lucasfilm, so no worries!
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Simpsons of Post Mysticism
9 days ago
this is genuinely incredible
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The Emotion Engine (2025 Console CPU of the Year)
8 days ago
I’m just getting word Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, and one of the dinosaurs has been sent to the Pleasanton shelter and is currently scheduled to be destroyed next Monday due to overcrowding. The other dinosaur was apparently his common law wife and is set to inherit the entire estate.
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Supper Mario Broth
9 days ago
According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.
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Colin Spacetwinks
9 days ago
the need for speed underground roleplay discord server the street racing syndicate roleplay discord server the need for speed underground x street racing syndicate roleplay discord server the stunts for ms-dos MUSH
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Will never stop saying this when reminded of him but Kratos godofwar remains an exceptionally lame character in both incarnations, carried by great performances
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ
9 days ago
I remember when Ed posted a pic of a broken down lawnmower that was painted gold while walking in a forest Then after some time, he got into N F T's. Unfollowed. I hear things are worse now So keep in mind there's a big possibility that said new game has a big chance of being made with big slop
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Lux! 🎂 (in 15)
15 days ago
vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
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DevMsg.txt
10 days ago
I declare Computer Science a pest : quickly destroy your computer before getting contaminated : it will make you smoke, drink, and you don't want to know about the rest.
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Topher Florence
10 days ago
the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot
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headfallsoff
10 days ago
capcom are infected by the arcade virus they cannot help it they cannot stop it every time they try to make a horror game they will on a long enough timeline be unable to resist the pull of a flashing COMBO meter and +300 POINTS every tmie you kill a guy
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Kotaku
10 days ago
Update: Meta has shut down three game studios and laid off all employees. -Armature, the devs behind the VR port of Resident Evil 4 -Twisted Pixel, the studio that made Deadpool VR -Sanzaru, which developed Asgard's Wrath 1 and 2.
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Deadpool Studio And More Closed As Meta Chases AI Instead Of Gaming
Twisted Pixel, Armature, and Sanzaru Games have been gutted according to laid off employees
https://kotaku.com/meta-game-quest-vr-facebook-deadpool-sanzaru-twisted-pixel-layoffs-2000659376
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headfallsoff
10 days ago
shooters released in november 2004 lol
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headfallsoff
10 days ago
guy who bought goldeneye rogue agent as a kid: man.
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Colin Spacetwinks
11 days ago
that the man seriously thought the dilberito could eventually replace all food is just the tip of the iceberg
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Colin Spacetwinks
11 days ago
with what's in the news, i wanna say if you've ever wondered why scott adams was the way he was, i suggest you read The Dilbert Future and find out that not only was he always like this, but letting him go into novel size length will reveal he was even weirder than you think
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"fart"
11 days ago
ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
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headfallsoff
11 days ago
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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Samperson
11 days ago
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
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Wario64
11 days ago
Hard Boiled (4K UHD + Blu-ray) in-stock on Amazon ($49.99)
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Calamity Jon Morris
11 days ago
Answer carefully.
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