Fuck Paul!

Crazy Taxi players: If you are a chronic player of the first game/classic map, this article is a very good read. It breaks down why passenger destinations change, how they change, and ways to “crack the code.” birthbydrip.neocities.org/articles/cra...

MR. GOEMON KONAMI 1986 ARCADE

it is funny that god of war is now a chill all ages adventure where you talk to a shiny cube and fight demons with your magic sword but the game about popular children's cartoon character wolverine is bloodier than kill bill

i’m crying dude. number one on the list of Not Allowed To Talk

Teen Yoda (Grogu has died and this is a new creation): 7-6 meme

Looking at ps5 wolverine and thinking "damn, all of modern rendering technology comes together to make wolverine look like he's cosplaying himself"

Unsure if there's been a meaningful decline in the writing of Sony's AAA suite or if the fact that the writing mostly sucks just gets more obvious the more they hit the same concepts

focus, dead mom. ok so i'm dead. but i can still climb that ledge.

My Wife Took The Fucking Air Combos In The Divorce

Did anyone actually get their dicks out for Harambe

wolverine sniffing a thing then saying out loud, to no one, "looks like i can follow this sent if i walk forward to the objective" is what i would make up as a cruel parody of playstation games so it is a bold choice to start on that

primer for non-nba fans tuning into the finals: the knicks and spurs will have to find the letters N, B, and A that are located somewhere on the court. they'll be given clues by helping various people – chasing down a little kid's lost balloon, helping a farmer return his chickens to the coop, etc

always keep the dynamic iphone backgrounds on so you know whenever the dark knight returns is happening outside

if Team Ninja time it just right, with Tekken imploding and SEGA definitely going to SEGA the new Virtua Fighter somehow they'll arrive just in time to completely fuck up the next Dead or Alive release hardr than anyone has ever fucked up a release, I'm talking get fighting video games banned

we need the switch 2 to push this asteroid back for a couple years

Every image of ICE trying to look tough looks like the dukakis in tank version of starship troopers

happy pride

custom quake II sprites (2003) web.archive.org/web/20030211...

throwback to the official dr who twitter accounts best post

Sega is giving way too much attention to Sonic the Fighter's 30th anniversary. This can only really mean one thing: Bark the Polar Bear is gonna be in VF6

when you add a game on sale to your steam basket a big pop up should flash if it is a completely unreasonable size for any human consumption. THIS GAME IS 150 GIGABYTES. YOU WILL NOT BE INSTALLING IT BRO

Deadliest warrior was like the kind of show that you'd generate with AI

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

yeah because the one lesson from Uvalde is "more cops could've stopped this"

Two thoughts. Mina the Hollower is fun. I don't need any more games with goddamn corpse runs. You sent me back end all the enemies are back that's enough, don't fucking wag your finger at me about how I better not do it again.

It is possible that Mr. E, the eponymous mysterious book from Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, is inspired at least partially by the Voynich Manuscript, a famous medieval book that seems to describe unindentifiable wondrous flora in a completely incomprehensible language.

We're streaming a Nintendo multiplatform lightning round tonight at 7 pm CT! Tune in for Cool Bricks, Pocket Dogs, and all the fish you can eat! twitch.tv/retropals

Every few weeks, as an act of violence, YouTube tries to recommend me a video about how you can mod an old game to a "remastered" state for "the ultimate experience" and every time it's art clashing mismatched dog shit that also decides it's a crime for a game not to be in 16:9. Hate it here.

There’s only one way to save America 250 and it’s to return to the Crystal Cave

i was scrolling through an article that was serious and important and was talking about real genuine corruption with material ramifications but after three paragraphs about DOGE’s link to PostHog i was like i can’t do this anymore dude why do we have to live in grand theft auto world

Thanks to booktok recommending only reading dialogue because "that's where books actually happen" I was able to finish The Power Broker in less than twenty minutes!

"I was there for the birth of Sonic the Hedgehog... I watched them pick the winners. I watched Yuji Naka steal credit for it" "[Naka] is literally the most miserable person I have ever worked with in games or anything else in my life, just a horrible human being, and you can quote me on that"

Why video games cost so much to make www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvhm...

Kenan made some sort of evil German fairy tale deal to be on SNL where he will always be on the show but each year he has to seem a little more sad about it

exposure to just 3% of dating advice/discourse that kids of all genders are being exposed to online will instantly make you understand why everyone is insane

sorry to retweet popcrave i have no idea what a chicken shop date is but paul you are dressed like alan wake

ok who wants to start a versus xiii style conspiracy movement for the cancelled fucked up dragon quest xii. could be a bit of fun

M: james bond i hired you because you're insubordinate. thats just the kind of go getter attitude MI6 needs BOND: thank you ma'am M: now would you please follow any of my fucking orders BOND: i will not M: my god he's perfect

you don't get it i'm doomscrolling for cosmetic reasons i'm trying to stress myself out so the grey in my beard gets cooler patterns