it musta been so lit when movies were invented "yo you wanna go out to see man drinks a glass of water part 3 its a blonde guy this time"

I NEED you all to see this fuckass company logo from the Salamander OVA laserdisc

I don’t know what this means so I’m just going to assume it means “write it so it’s not bad” lol

One improvement about being on a smaller website is that there are less people hyper obsessive over one particular thing that search it to fight with everyone. During prime Twitter you’d post “that Disco Duck song sure is ass” and someone named RickDeesFan1038 would reply an hour later like OK FUCKO

the stories they're gonna tell about how far gone trump was mentally, going back to 2024, are gonna be wild. "everyone knew" they'll say.

Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked

Every three months some jerk gets on here and complains that the website should be more popular instead of being niche to the website whose user base is 90% people with strong feelings on the translation of various Fire Emblem games

"KOF (forgot which year)" is gonna be stuck in my brain all day lmao

There's a Pinky and the Brain platformer for the GBA that looks like a freakin Amiga game so we gotta see what that's all about on tonight's Mascot Friday stream at 8 pm CT. twitch.tv/retropals

This is maybe only pertinent to pro wrestling fans but Dave Meltzer experiencing an earthquake live on stream and going “ok so it’s a 5, that’s, you know that’s significant but 6 are worse” in the exact patter that he describes a Young Bucks match is very funny

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

damn, pour some out for a fake one

scrolling through the ff16 lore book out of curiosity it’s mostly boring but i did lose it laughing at a section titled THOSE WE LOST for everyone who died in the mid-game shocking attack on your homebase where literally every important npc survives and it’s just like. not the orange growing guy!

every time a writer posts something about how you have to accept AI is here to stay i just think why are you writing a confessional about how you cheated on your homework bro

it is with a heavy heart that i must report that we're cancelling the final episode of the abridged dub of the hercule poirot anime and deleting the channel permanently. marplemaniac69 does not speak for our community and we sincerely apologize to the people of nova scotia for any offense

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

What sucks about the government trying to shut down Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel is that we used to be able to celebrate late night hosts getting fired. When James Corden left American shores, children danced in the streets. There was jubilation! I won’t let you ruin Jimmy Fallon one day being fired!

one time to try and cash in on the movie kung fu panda they tried to bring back ancient cartoon character mr. magoo in a movie with them zack and cody twins

In the spirit of trans visibility, lemme just plug my ongoing project to document as many pre-2010 games as possible that had a trans person on the dev team. You might be surprised by what's on there. There's games going right back to the sixties! dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictranslist

Legacy of Kain: Ascendance is out today! It's been an honor to help bring back a franchise that I played growing up! Thank you to @freakzonegames.bsky.social and @bitbotmedia.bsky.social for making it happen! youtu.be/pumfG8OjXFA

I feel Trans Day of Visibility is so much more important this year, so to my Trans friends and family want to say you all belong here and we’re all much better with you in it

Pissed off scientist trying to run over a bug using his car: YOU FUCKER IM NAMING YOU FOR THIS AND IT WONT BE PRETTY

Excited that Star Fox in the movie means more Star Fox videogames because seeing that toad crash his plane in the vacuum of space while he goes noooooo will never not be hilarious

Thou nosey users with peering eyes, Readers of this file, I despise, I'll create a curse of fear and dread, Hackers, I do not like," Chris said...

I want to live long enough to become the only adult who wasn’t driven insane by their personal feelings towards an Entertainer. If I can make it to 70 I think I’ve got a solid chance

the "super game" is real its coming out theres still a couple dozen hours left theyre just probably doing the finishing touches on the box art and whatnot. i bet ecco's in there. you'll all be sorry come april 1st when they give me a special ingame skin for my unwavering belief in the super game

I got blocked by the nft cartoon on Twitter years back because they would post a clip and I’d reply “really funny! 👍” or “even better than the last episode!” and they knew no one would actually say that

The NFT cartoon “the red ape family” premiering on YouTube in 2021 opens up new ways to enjoy animation, is it better than Fantasia?

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

youtu.be/R7deum27VkQ Many different users state they do not like me or want me posting

This is every video about any long running series "Why does thing I played when I was child not feel same as when I was child???" Because you are almost 30 That's the answer, sorry

wondering how different things would've gone if I had gotten my mom to buy that net yaroze... archive.org/details/net-...

well that sure convinces me

crimson desert is getting the thing you never want your favourite game to get which is people responding to clips of critics saying the combat is bad with completely contextless combo mad videos. that’s how you know it is over

this Syd Mead Gundam painting is so incredible

this is a huge deal!

mario movie 2 post credits: [a ring shaped portal opens. we hear an orchestral version of green hill zone] flint from mario golf: no way... madam grape from princess peach showtime: it can't be... everyone: FAMED BOWLER WADE WHIPPLE?! wade: heard you guys were in a real 7-10 split of a situation

Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.

This is right before Grandpa Simpson disavows Missouri and I think the sign deserves some love

harry potter's the second one, right? never got around to reading it. i didn't even read harry pot

So either he had a huge spike when he was created and immediately stagnated, or those followers are all bought/bots. I am definitely not saying "AI isn't/can't ever/won't ever" etc., I'm just saying, when you see headlines about hugely popular some AI thing is, take a huge grain of salt

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

WORNDERFUL FANTASTIC YOU, SMART GUY

The other soldiers are gonna be so annoyed when we show up and start talking about Garek in Deep Space 9 and Skies of Arcadia on the Sega Dreamcast