not counting the Coast Guard, just howwww many planes/drones does DHS have?

Ka$h (21 on 9/11/2001 and never served) would not thrive in the military. Imagine troops having a freakout every time they “struggled to log into an internal computer system?” 🤣

MAINE. an absolute sewer of a state. ¯\_(少)_/¯ once you can’t hear waves crashing? the Confederate flags come out. the drugs. the alcoholism. never rely on Maine.

he’s just a smol bean blowing off some steam. he’s only 24 years old! give him a damn break - so what if he drinks until he passes out?! 👉🏻👂🏻 my producers are telling me he’s 4️⃣6️⃣, not 24?! yikes. Kash has a problem.

omg

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

i didn’t expect a fatso from Appalachia to dress well, but i also didn’t expect him to be VP

the Cooolrolla went DOWN in value? i’m never going to recover from this financially 🚗💨

my sign guy made me another [REDACTED] sign (PERSEC! Clean on OPSEC! 👤) he asked where the last one went “Buyers adored it and wanted it at the last one. This house’s buyers may want this one, so be ready to make a THIRD sign for me plz” he gave me this buoy gratis. 🤣

wow. raking that out before Mr. Hydroseed came was a smoooooooker. no gym. i see why ppl use machinery, a Harley rake, etc. time to unroll the hoses i am back on my manual watering bullshid 💦🌱👀

📰: Japan has a new name for scorching hot days Probably not in the top 2 for hottest days in Japanese history! ᵀʰᵒˢᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᶦⁿ ᴬᵘᵍ ¹⁹⁴⁵

rightwingers minds are amazing

watch TMZ’s HUMINT skills surpass the US IC’s or any FISS operating in the NCR…….

“I am the walrus”

An ICE agent - currently at large - is facing rare state charges for threatening 2 people with a handgun while driving - new @ms.now:

😘👌🏻 perfection, sir. the best sound byte they’re saying. a big beautiful quote many are saying. more and more people love it from the standpoint of quotes.

counterpoint: have you seeeeeeen the Navy?

First day as an infrastructure engineer at Bluesky. They let me put a piece of bologna in the CD drive and nothing bad has happened so far

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Look at this Oregon Trail-ass notif

📰: European Airlines Face Fuel Shortages Within Weeks Damn. They’ll be taking flygskam / tågskryt literally. ✈️🚫 (They must hate 🇺🇸 more than ever for this foolish adventurism that they’re paying for at the pump worse than we are.)

📰: Natural selection ‘favors gingers’ you’re goddamn right it does

Reconstruction? Job support? THE TRIPLE DIPPER? a splendid happy hour? is there anything Chili’s can’t do? 🌶️’s

I tell the dealer I want a Ford Explorer and he tells me to sit on a missile. More like an Exploder!

sounds tough!

whoops!

A chance find in a London archive has allowed a researcher to pinpoint the exact location of William Shakespeare’s London home for the first time. https://cnn.it/4ceRkkT

📰: Chevron executive Andy Walz suggests Americans should drive less amid high gas prices sorry, ANDREW, i average 37mpg in the Coooolrolla driving less is not a virtue i ascribe to

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

Conflicting reports

TDYghazi ends mañana tonight we have the laziest dang hotel supper ever bc it’s 90° out and i’m not going anywhere proper to eat

Headlines from two year ago in the Rupert Murdoch owned Wall Street Journal. Good thing we voted for the law and order candidate who could clean up the crime-ridden, economic disaster America used to be.

“Maybe” and “soon” He’s so imprecise w/ his ignorance.

On this day in 1996, “22 Short Films About Springfield” premiered. The original Fox promo here features a deleted scene with Krusty and Ralph that was cut from the final episode. #TheSimpsons

@aevansaun.gobirds.online 😬

that unarmed Chinese vessel seeing 2 carrier groups of US Navy warships………

this new “Imagine” verse sucks

And here is Grandma testifying last July. Same shtick. She’s from Nevada. Her husband was apparently fine then. But she just happened to catch the DoorDash call to deliver hamberders to Trump in DC today. They are not even trying.

they’re monitoring the situation? maybe we’re more alike than we realize

congrats to Hungarian PM-elect…..Macklemore??? 🇭🇺

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the Pope.

these dopes’ll pull for him soon when there’s a UFC fight at the White House on Independence Day? they’ll love him like he’s their kids who don’t call

calling the Pope “weak on crime” is absolutely baffling i didn’t think handling crime was in his portfolio!

YOU CAN’T TRIPLE BLOCKADE A DOUBLE BLOCKADE. LLOYD! LLLLLOOOOYD!

Gas could go up, go down, or stay the same. Very stable genius.

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"We used to make shit in this country, build shit!” ~Frank Sobotka

i was a wine steward at the ‘99 Ryder Cup gala and didn’t pour this jack wagon any 🍷 b/c he was a little older than me, but still a teenager my mgr was fuming. she took the 🍷 and poured it for him herself (same day 🐅 was a dickhead to me. look how THAT turned our, Mr. Woods!)