For those who don't know (other white ppl?), this is more administrative racism; pseudofolliculitis mostly affects Black men and other people of color, so ending permanent shaving wavers will make the armed forces more white

The Babylon Bee smoking the Onion

As in many things. It's the quality that concerns me. Not just the quantity.

Ted talk: how Steam proves that answering to investors destroys everything.

I should not have to explain to servicemembers that they cannot wear meta glasses while performing duties.

On point. #Satire

Article 88 of the UCMJ prohibits officers using contemptuous language against a whole host of people. To wit the "President, Vice President, Congress, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of Homeland security when in the Coast Guard and state Governors/legislatures."

Maybe don't throw a bunch of money at people with Nazi Tattoos, and force yourself into a sunk cost fallacy until you run out of options and it becomes a harm reduction solution. Turns out harm reduction has never been a winning strategy.

Show me in one photo how trademark lawsuits work.

This is the sign of an economic resurgence right? Offloading inventory so you can leave a market.

My kingdom for AGs that figure out how to get companies to admit wrongdoing in their settlements.

Lol. Roflmao even.

Everything about this situation is fucked. But Rockstar should be ashamed.

Jack Smith being AG would be a hell of a thing.

If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.

On an individual level I'm a hardliner about "If an order violates your fundamental personal ethics tell them to stuff it or you suck," but big picture? The American military can't cure what the American public voted for. At least not in a way you want. You don't get a quick woke junta as a treat.

Can't charge 10k for an IV if you don't call it "advanced life support."

Happy Birthday USA. Even in dark hours no one else burns quite as bright. I hope you never forget the mission, "to form a more perfect union". Just as I hope you remember the most audacious and effective methods; advancing ideals like social equity and justice.

Every fifth person in the Army is Larry

Aren't government ships generally viewed as sovereign territory. As in the mercy has probably made some US citizens on what Stephen would consider foreign waters? But also that foreign hospital ships wouldn't make US citizens? Is there another way he's wrong that I'm not thinking of?

You ever get the urge to update your Winamp skin, pick a milkdrop visualizer and pretend you don't have homework for an hour?

Forever and always.

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

Ha! Some good gaming news! Krafton required to pay out bonuses.

Putting the UP in F**KED UP.

Lemme just say. As an aviator. As an aviation enthusiast. Lol

State fairs need: 1. Janky rides run by felons 2. An ungodly amount of fried food 3. Giant cows and horses in barns for my kids and I to gawk at 4. Craft exhibits that no one but women over age 35 want to visit The Trump "state fair" has none of this.

Expecting the military to break their oath and end their military service just leaves you with a military of appeasers.

That AF MAJ in uniform calling for the impeachment of POTUS is not only illegal but also ethically wrong. He's welcome to hold the opinion and vote or donate toward that goal. He's legally barred from saying it out loud especially at a public event and double especially in uniform.

My kids would like to ride their bikes, as kids are wont to do in the summer. The heat index is 111 right now (before noon) We will not be going outside. Two things. Why the fuck do people live here? And all the climate change deniers can go get in the sea.

my god

I dare any school employee to attempt to verify my child's gender.

Were I, a government employee, to disappear from my job for anything exceeding 30 days. I would earn a felony conviction.

Another step towards night city baby!

*Snortlaugh*

Really super to conflate “faithfully” with “obediently.”

Remembering the winter in college when I left my gaming rig running crysis at just about the max it could handle to heat my bedroom since the actual renter decided he was gonna save money by not heating the house. Pour one out for European gamers right now.

We appear to have developed a strange new model of armed conflict where things mostly happen only on the weekends, when the stock markets are closed.

One person's weird is another person's epic. Maybe be comfortable with your choices?

Really loving all the world cup content. People joyfully celebrating a shared experience in defiance of politics and crony capitalism. Reminder👇

Since Stat published their piece about a 79-year old with sleep apnea, pulmonary hypertension, and refractory obesity gaining access to an experimental GLP-1 - a patient who is very likely to be Donald Trump - I have been struck by the remarkable lack of curiosity shown by legacy outlets.

If Centrist Democrats last ten years is any indication the war will consist of letters of condemnation and shrugs followed by "nevertheless"

If only someone explained to him that we give passports to US citizens, and not to people visiting the US. Though TBQFH some Americans could probably use the reminder when traveling abroad.

They are less than 5% of US GDP but 1/3 of the total stock market. Cue the "too big to fail" talk.

It's not even a difficult decision. Way to really demonstrate that you are face down in the koolaid though.

Lol. Maybe private industry life doesn't have to suck.

I really don't get it. Twitter hemorrhaged users and then advertisers down to where they are now. CBS is hemorrhaging viewers and soon probably advertisers. There is a pretty clear pattern and at some point capitalism is supposed to kick in. Rich donors shouldn't cashflow better.

Oh no, with this new policy I will continue to not use it creating absolutely no effect on my life.

No deaths is a good sign. Here's hoping the crew is ok. Coast Guard helicopter crashes in Sitka, Alaska > United States Coast Guard News > Press Releases share.google/vCsHCLXj8HiK...