“If we’ve learned nothing else from history —“ Wait, I’m being handed a note. “We’ve learned nothing from history.”

Thanks heavens we’re redirecting resources from these investigations and into “who hurt Kash’s feelings” and “Pwesident Twump feel big mad at this guy.”

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES. Alito, J. for the court: Fuck you, America. Sotomayor, Jackson, Kagan, dissenting.

I’ve noticed how most white nationalists have this weird speech impediment where they pronounce their W like Rs.

Bringing the mother fucking HEAT.

Best thing about Amtrak is the naming. Ethan Allen express? Goes to Vermont. Maple Leaf? Yep. Montreal. Crescent? You got it, New Orleans. Shithole Expresso? Obviously, Buffalo.

To put this in perspective, Trump media made less money than a not-busy Starbucks’ single location.

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.” “Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.” “Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.” “‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us” Pause. “I needed to make a statement.”

Damn it, MSNOW - I can’t save both—how I choose between tiger cub or kid with cancer???

The JAG/AUSA pipeline was honored and treasured and respected.

GUNNERS! @arsenalfc.bsky.social

A gender fluid designer making body positive haute couture. Kudos, Harris.

I hate to say it, but I really have to agree with Donald how about those interest rate rates being high. I borrowed money to fill up my gas tank the other day and I don’t know how I will afford the monthly payments.

Dear young folks: Enjoy. Lou Reed, backing vocals by David Bowie. youtu.be/kJoHspUta-E?...

@anthonymkreis.bsky.social on the birthright citizenship debate it’s always seemed to me that if Trump’s argument is they are not “subject to the jurisdiction of the United States” how the fuck are they gonna make them leave? We don’t have jurisdiction over them.

One of the things I liked about Pepperdine was they did not play sophist games — they actively acknowledged that law is a reflection of society’s morals.

Police Action and Cease Fire.

AfD = Arschlöcher für Durchfall.

I don’t know this host on MSNOW, but her question to Tom Steyer “But the billionaires on the other side think their cause is noble and right” reveals the media’s complicity in -no, insistence on- on de-moralizing America. Spread the wealth isn’t right. Oligarchic rule isn’t wrong. Moral relativism.

Odd feature, but here’s a bit of what I listened to today a year ago.

As much as I like Neutral Milk Hotel, this cover is a banger. It starts at about 1130 youtu.be/nuiMBx7Qr_E?...

Watching a movie with lazy subtitles. So far,= grass, leaves, a bag, and a parachute all “rustled.”

Liberal dilemma: Buy that Limited edition, leather bound Communist Manifesto?

Anyone else never break the habit of using “Point of contact is the undersigned?”

So the Democrats insist that they will fund DHS except for ice and border patrol. Republicans cave, passed that. Trump signed that. Yet somehow “Passage would be a win for Trump and Senate Majority Leader Thune, who urged no modifications.” To a Dem proposal. 😒

I just saw a woman walking into the office with knee-high floppy black leather boots and immediately started singing to myself “I’m the dandy highwaymen who you’re too scared to mention”

I’ve figured out the basis for the “threat” in the Comey case. Trump is allergic to shellfish.

Five years ago. IYKYK.

The new rule appears to be that race-based state action aimed at “remediating specific, identified instances of past discrimination that violated the Constitution or a statute” is allowed only until the actual identified victims are dead. Systemic harms are out. Fucking bullshit.

Upstate tonight.

I’m sorry, the King - the ACTUAL KING - just said executive power must be subject to checks and balances.

Full UAE statement on leaving OPEC:

Sleep easy, America. A steady hand is at the wheel. 😒

Low key staring to think Armageddon would be an improvement.

ALERT: New lawsuit alleges Justice Dept is violating federal law through its “inappropriate”, “unexplained” and “incomplete" redactions of Epstein Files JUST FILED ====> open.substack.com/pub/macfarla...

If I ever have the opportunity to shit in Brett Schumate’s mouth in a non-sexual way sign me up.

Eventually you realize that life is a book you read in reverse You understand less as the pages turn. -inspired by the Shins

1. People are leaving California. 2. California has a housing crisis. Unless they’re taking their houses with them, seems win-win.

Not a fan of JD Vance but at least he can stand up and walk.

WTF? Check his ears!!!

Good song, great choreography. Hang in until 4:39 and it kicks off. youtu.be/x6_mbnsh6VU?...

Seeing the unrepentant anti-Kamala contingent reminds me of when I heard an interview on KROQ. They were talking with a prisoner who decided he committed rape because of his penis. So, he cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet. Despite a valiant search by the staff, they were unable to 1/2

This quote will be the “known unknowns” of the MAGA generation.

Dropping soon: Trump’s war on America – the true story of how one Nepo baby set out to destroy the country that could never love him enough.

Yes, the upcoming midterm elections are a Keystone in the preservation of our democracy. However, the real test will be the day after the election. How many local precincts will have federal agents seize ballots or voting machines? How many sympathetic judges enjoin further counting of ballots?

Daughter’s bf is getting signed by a record label. Any music lawyer referrals who could review it? DM.

Trump: Two week ceasefire to negotiate peace. Iran: Agreed. Trump: Except for Iranian ships. We’re still going to fire on those. Occasionally.

TIL Phil Jackson coached the Albany Patroons.

If Congressional Republicans don’t read the bills they vote for, don’t read or watch the news, and don’t research and draft substantive legislation, why exactly are we paying them?