It works if the “one other thing” is a complete lunch.

Pretty obvious.

There is no world in which @ag.state.mn.us has not predrafted a Complaint and Motion for TRO/PI based on what we’ve learned from Ca, Chi, PDX, and the two circuits to look at similar issues. Every day they just update the facts section.

Rock or something?

Surprisingly, the Trump appointee voted against the voters intent.

A polite suggestion that we free Minnesota before we worry about Iran.

If you are one of the JAGs sent to Memphis or Minneapolis as an SAUSA to prosecute Americans, who were standing up for America, I would strongly advise you to never under any circumstances put that on a résumé.

Mason is looking for second dinner.

My stance on AI is simple: I didn’t want Clippy, and I don’t want his grandkids.

As a big non-fan of Aaron Rodgers I turned on the game at just the right time to see him throw an interception and then make a pathetic attempt at a tackle. Perfection.

World class trolling.

Complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... TRO motion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

When you can’t even pass rational basis review

Public service sometimes means standing firm in the face of threats.

ICE kicks in your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun When ICE breaks in How you gonna go? Shot down on the pavement Or waiting in death row

I’m “I went to a taping of The Arsenio Show” years old.

Sticks and stones may break my bones But words will make me kill you. -ICE

Step one: Stop selling gasoline to ICE.

Make Aspic Great Again.

Dear Democrat Senators: Stop - STOP - going along to get along. There is no presumption of regularity. No presumptive of good faith. You must assume that EVERY bill, EVERY nominee, EVERY proposal is being put forward to advance the agenda of a gang of racist, fascist, authoritarian adventurists.

When a Republican says “traditional values,” I think of the line by Hanns Johst: "Wenn ich Kultur höre … entsichere ich meinen Browning!"

@greatlakeswimmers.bsky.social have a new album - every bit as moody and melancholic as ever. Here’s the first one I heard from them. youtu.be/eQ6W_cq-zQ0?...

At least he isn’t molesting his children. As far as we know. Currently.

Supposedly video from the murdering POS cell phone. It was murder.

Oregon NG is en route to Ft. Bliss to demobilize and head home.

NGL I’m happy to hold them to a field goal after the way they were punching it up the middle.

They have decided that this is an acceptable cost.

Wright Thompson sums up what it feels like to be the fan of a football program with deep roots. #hottytoddy www.espn.com/college-foot...

How does the FBI claim exclusive jurisdiction? This clearly does not fall under the limited federal murder statute, and clearly DOES fall under the state criminal statute.

(Insert Womp.mp3)

Things I want more than Greenland as an American: A taco truck on every corner A pandemic that causes white supremacists’ ducks to fall off

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

After a couple of albums where I just didn’t like his singing voice, I really like this new one from Somebody’s Child. youtu.be/6wOTEPlX_BE?...

Diaper DonRoe Doctrine: Political philosophy whereby America takes a big ‘ole dump and the remaining liberal democracies have to clean it up. See also: Poopypants Policy.

Of course, the law only allows a review of whether they served satisfactorily in that grade at the time of retirement. It is, in other words, a sound and a fury signifying nothing.

For a game that means nothing to me, fairly interesting.

Reading about gunboat diplomacy for no reason. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunboat...

I just watched a reaction video to squeeze’s up the junction. I laughed out loud at the girl’s face when they got to “and now she’s two years older” She thought it was so sweet and so loving, and then BAM. 🤣 youtu.be/RQciegmLPAo?...

Trump plan for Venezuela; 1. Take their oil. 2. Take away their health care.

First episode (S1) of Fallout was interesting enough I’ll move on to episode 2.

Did one of those trans bathroom people start ANOTHER war???

American presidents have been responsible for the emancipation proclamation, the new deal, the great Society, so where does Trump look for inspiration? “Hey, put on those tapes of Panama again.”

We did what now?

My father when I was younger Took me up on to the hill That looked down on the city smog Above the factory spill He said this is where I come When I want to be free Well he never was in his lifetime But these words stuck with me Levellers

Saw a video about capybara and now my wife won’t let me have one. Fucking 2026. Ruined already.

Alrighty then.

If you don’t know the Rural Alberta Advantage, they are on tour soon. I saw them in SF - well worth a ticket. youtu.be/tvths6X0rVI?... www.theraa.com

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, now I know that the bodies of five generations of my mother‘s family litter the fields of Mississippi from when their hearts gave out with no warning.

New reality of NCAA: Here’s Zac Willis, a 7th year Senior QB. He played 2 years at Upper Missouri, 2 at Central NE Washington, 1 year at Eastern West Virginia, 3 weeks at Lower Pecos State, and 4 days at Auburn.