Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

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Perfect shot of the ref simultaneously calling possession for both teams, we love NBA officials don't we folks

Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary: His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”

Tails. 💔

Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten

I was watching the game with family, so I wasn’t on here as much, but know that my thoughts about the Eagles were deeply racist towards Italians

incredible quote lol

Ben Johnson is playing chess while Kevin Patullo can’t complete a coloring book because he keeps eating crayons.

Camera guys having a contest trying to find the angriest, most Philadelphia-looking fan in the stands.

Mood 🦅🏈

Sydney Brown has been bailed out by 2 bad Caleb Williams throws that should have been TDs.

Funniest adult content tag in awhile

If nothing else, this surely forces Sirianni to reckon honestly with what is happening with this offense, instead of hiding behind the lucky W.

Fire Patullo.

Lol, they ended up with the ball where they would have had it if they just signaled fair fucking catch

You’ve heard of Make Up Calls, that OPI was… whatever the opposite of that is. Fuck You Call

CeeDee Lamb the first victim of Jerry World Sun today

There’s been a lot of talk that this year’s Awards Season movies have felt kind of thin, and it’s just One Battle and Sinners. First off, two great fucking films, if that’s all there was, dayenu. Second off, if you DO feel this way, I’d implore you to discover Eephus, the best film of the year:

Tomorrow, the Philadelphia Eagles will avenge you Mr. President.

Zohran should send Trump like a vintage playbill to display in the Oval Office to see if we can get Miller to stroke out.

Trump if Mamdani was WH chief of staff:

It’s not enough to say everything I know about Olivia Nuzzi has been learned “against my will”; it has effectively been waterboarded into me.

Feel like Tim Robinson and Mara Nelson-Greenberg should collaborate on something

Did I write an article for The Broadway Beat’s Wicked Week? Yes. Did I also manage to sneak in a stray directed at Ben Simmons? Obviously. (This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever written, and I think you’ll love it) www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/sour-pa...

Eagles at Dallas is gonna be 3:25 CT and sunset in Dallas next Sunday isn’t until 5:22 CT. Pray for clouds, because without it, it’s gonna be peak Jerry World Sun

I really liked this production of Chess. There are things about it that are frustrating and baffling still (did not need the contemporary references) but I thought plotting-wise, the changes make a lot of sense and I love the new ending. Disappointing to find out critical consensus feels opppsite

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

incredibly stupid, no notes, go birds

THAT’S where Sirianni chose to go for it? Can he count????

These coaches having an idiot-off

THAT’S where Campbell chose to punt it? Can he count????

They gotta stop calling “Tiger Woods” before a handoff to Barkley. Everyone knows it’s coming at this point

“Blanketed by Adoree Jackson” Not a phrase I expected to hear this game.

Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo

I texted my brother “Watch the fake on this punt,” so all I’m saying is I’m doing my part

Pretty striking disparity thus far between Vic Fangio’s unit and the Eagles unit run by the guy who’s never done it before.

VERY confusing to see another team do the coward’s handoff on 3rd and long and then hope for hard count. That’s OUR infuriatingly useless move!

If you’re not gonna Tush Push on 3rd and 1, fine, whatever, but then why not take a shot so if the play fails, it’s just an incompletion and you still have 4th and 1 to Tush Push?

Imagine stealing art and getting caught and then sending this

We have to ban this. It's just not okay, and it's gonna kill sports if we let it. I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.

quite a hill to die on this late in the war

The Sixers have played in 12 games, including tonight, and it feels like they’ve had a half court 3 go against them in like a quarter of them

This game is reminding me how much I hate the Pistons’ PA announcer

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia

wat

Jaylen Brown gets away with murder, jfc.