Feel like I’ll get some mileage out of this one

Evergreen

My favorite part of this Sixers season was when the billionaire owner (whose name appears in the Epstein Files) saved himself some money by making the team worse.

ok but we’ve learned laws don’t really matter anymore, the governor should just act and sign the new seats into law just like texas and florida. fuck it

Daryl Morey I’ll see you in hell.

his mind

The play “Caroline” by Preston Max Allen is so goddamn beautiful. It rips your heart out with a hope that is both hard earned and precarious. If you can see a production, run don’t walk, though I bet the script would also make for a great read

Joel Embiid was flopping? damn man I'm sorry to hear that. How many of your 36 missed threes in Game 7 was he flopping on

I still can’t believe they pulled it off. It’s like learning that gravity doesn’t exist anymore.

HOLY SHIT FLYERS, HOLY SHIT VLADAR

I stand by this, no matter how the series ends, btw

Neil Young in 1971:

THE DUDES, THEY ARE ROCKING

They should show Josh Harris on the Jumbotron, he should hear just how much everyone hates his fucking guts

I hope Josh Harris dies in jail.

Returning form the Sixers game and watching the Phillies

The Phillies will get ‘em tomorrow! *looks up the starting pitcher for tomorrow* Welp!

RESTORE HARRY THE K'S RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Every time I see Hegseth, I think of Mark Ravenhead from Succession: youtu.be/Rk3lcEeoEy8?...

Just in case anyone wants a still of this

This story is crazy! The Jim Dolan had a Knicks fan obsessively monitored at games just because she was trans.

Watching this Flyers game was a great example for me of the merits of sometimes being a fair weather fan. Not gonna pretend I’ve been invested all season, like the hardcore fans, but that was awesome.

Colman Domingo hosting SNL has me wondering how many other playwrights have hosted. The only other ones I can think of right now are Steve Martin, Jesse Eisenberg, Billy Crystal, Larry David, and (if we’re counting librettos) Tina Fey and Lin-Manuel Miranda

Wow I can’t believe this complete failure couldn’t pull it off

Critics of Act II of Sunday in the Park With George

These motherfuckers did my Broadway Beat article: www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/play-pr...

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

*4

Orion Kerkering. First batter he faces after that ground ball to end the 2025 season. The baseball gods can be cruel.

I don’t dislike Otto Kemp, but tonight, he didn’t make a great case for more playing time: 3 pretty terrible ABs and an awful route on a fly ball that should’ve been out #3 and instead led to two runs and a bunch of extra pitches for Sanchez

Deals are my art form. Some people get their kicks in different ways, but for me it's always been doing beautiful deals.

Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover...

"Moon's haunted"

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A Non-Binary League of Their Own

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

Gift link in the thread below for those of you struggling with the decision to grow up, but I wanna highlight this passage:

Don’t fuck with Philly

I think April Fools peaked online with this:

I’m sure the dipshit who sued Playwrights Horizons for discriminating against white people by having a BIPOC Affinity Night will have something to say about this as well. SURELY this ALSO counts as discrimination against non-Beckys, right dum-dum? www.broadwayworld.com/article/BECK...

not for nothing, but you’re in the middle of a war that’s not going very well and you have time to inappropriately meddle in some low level disciplinary matter just to post about it, i really have to question what exactly your fucking job is

Smiley, the Hatfield mascot is unholy. Having a pig sell hotdogs is unholy. The vibes for the Phillies shifted when Dollar Dog Night was turned into BOGO Dog Night. I’ll see you in hell, Smiley

This is what Edgar was warning about in Ragtime, btw

The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895

AS CALLED ON UConn Huskies radio by Mike Crispino Duke radio by David Shumate Westwood One by Scott Graham

duke got beat by a kid with this haircut letting a shot rip from almost the logo, i’m gonna be laughing for a while

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

da reauxbahts ore heer

Omg, it’s happening:

Kruk just said he’d like to see Adolis oiled up and flexing. It's the first game.