Fuck the hamstring. Absolutely dogshit string.

Schwarber and Bader’s fly outs looked gone off the bat, and they just died. That one looked like a fly out off the bat, and it just kept carrying. It’s not fucking fair.

JACKIN’ TRIPLES REALMUTO

Everywhere is Eddington now

Getting up there and unleashing a joke-free 30-minute story during which you nearly cry several times talking about how Kevin Hart wanted to host the Oscars, and almost did, but didn't, because they took it from him—in Riyadh. Laughter truly is the universal language.

Sean McVay, vocal supporter of banning the Tush Push, loses game on a 4th and 1 handoff. Interesting.

Little on the nose to have the Rams sacrificed so soon after Yom Kippur.

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

…I’m sorry, did the Dodgers’ organ player just play “Jesus Christ Superstar”???

Kicking a field goal to tie at the end of overtime isn’t so much a Buzzer Beater as it is a Buzzer Accepter

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

People apparently didn’t like the intentional safety at the end of the Eagles game? Why? It was the rare play that was both smart and hilarious

(Paraphrase) “They try to make those calls very Black and White against the QB.” I agree, Brady, but probably not the way you think

Lol

That happens to Mahomes, the defender is getting arrested

For a second there it looked like they were gonna call a foul as if Jalen were a white QB but the refs were able to collect themselves in time.

I too would hit my opponent with a baseball to eliminate the Astros from the playoffs: defector.com/i-too-would-...

Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture

What I’m realizing is that Phillies need to root for both the Reds AND the Mets to win for tomorrow only

Ok. So: Nola pitches 8 innings of two hit, one run baseball. He was perfect for 5 and two thirds. Does this change the calculations for the 4th starter, or no?

After seeing Ben Davis try to catch a foul ball, I think we all need to secretly observe him to make sure he’s not one of those Pod Persons

Josh Harris catching strays in the Elon Musk screenshot, God is good

I’m sorry, the Cardinals have a DT with the last name Mustipher and a CB with the last name Jones?! MUSTIPHER JONES???

folks like this not only ensure losing the race they're running in, they ensure losing lots of other races by becoming a vacuum for money that could be spent on viable candidates

It’s embarrassing but the Jimmy Kimmel debacle actually is important. It was the first real attempt by the Project 2025 movement to flex their muscle against someone who wasn’t a nameless, defenseless nobody and it catastrophically flopped in less than a week.

Still thinking of this crowd shot after Russ’ three throws out of the back of the end zone

Who do you root for in this SNF game? Logic says you root for the Chiefs since the Giants are in the division, but schadenfreude says it would be REALLY funny if the Chiefs started the season 0-3 and lost to the Giants

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

“A washer and a dryer / and an ironing machine” is a sneaky good rhyme, Happy 21st Day in the Month of September

“The Big Man looks for the icing on one big cake” 😳 🥴 🤤

absolutely comical bad beat if you took rams with the points tbh

WALK OFF FAT GUY TD

Both broadcast reactions to the best replay angle of Jacob Young's kick catch

So did that, tbf

Repeatedly handing off on 3rd & long when you have AJ & Devonta is a fireable offense.

Blankenship played that poorly but also took a hefty shove from Adams before the ball arrived. But then, AJ Brown does that a lot as well, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

Looked like a push off

My favorite sign of the night.

The people that voted for him are too servile to get mad about it but it is bleakly funny that Trump has won two elections as The Expediter Of White Vengeance and as soon as he gets into office the most important thing to him is getting Rosie O'Donnell digitally edited out of A League Of Their Own.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

DBacks jerseys tonight look like they’re trying to sell me PopTarts in the 90’s

I regret to inform you that I have written a thing: www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/disney-...

Blue is a menace

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

this is completely false. the "unanimous" vote consisted of one person, Rick Scott, voting. The chamber was entirely empty except for him and Tommy Tuberville, & both of them had to be prompted as to how to execute the vote:

This Week's Onion Magazine:

oh so we are actually living through hell then, okay.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’