Lrt we lost something important as a country

was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob

There is one obvious answer here but I'm curious what else people come up with

You're looking at a one cat serial crime spree pro. Turned on fax machine/ copier last night. At least we have 120 copies of our tax returns from last year. Zero remorse.

hello to all my colleagues and co-counsel, we have our work cut out for us

I. I can't fucking do it. I don't know hot to draw a cool S. I'm Sorry.

Make them ride circuit. Cancel a Supreme Court term. No more clerks. And strip jurisdiction.

This whole press conference has big “didn’t do the reading but I gotta turn in the assignment” energy.

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

It hasn't even been a WEEK

I Would Rather Teleport Above the Castle and Ground Pound the Big Pointy Bit on the Very Top Than Collect This Fucking Star

The fame's the other way around. The reason the Mother series was such a big deal in the first place is because Itoi is a well-known writer, journalist, and all-around celebrity. This is why the "Why don't they just make a game without Itoi if he says he's done?" sentiment is laughable.

Jazz

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

I'm sorry, but Bluesky needs A LOT more weirdos talking about Billy Bat.

Kinda sad but not super surprising outcome Gonna skim the docs linked here over lunch to see how the court got here

Happy 10th Anniversary, Undertale.

YOU SHOULD KNOCK

I keep remembering how much of a terror game Sonic Heroes was it's so funny If it ever gets a remaster that gets any kinds of "fixes" I hope someone mods it to play wrong on purpose again

Everyone post a Bat Man!

Everyone post a Batman!

I have one simple command for all of you

I drew toby fox in a glue trap

The Kimmel cancellation got the Disney adults with fuck you money taking their money and saying fuck you

everyone on my timeline going through Tobias's Turbulent Torment

Zuckerberg going back to his roots I see

So imagine a burger

Luigi's Really Good at Finding Red Coins but he Keeps Calling Them 'Roins' and it's Kind of a Dealbreaker

companies like disney and target spent years carefully calibrating their target customer base to “affluent liberals” and then Trump won the election with 49% of the vote and the executives all cooked their brains online and they decided to throw all of that away bad business decision!

It is the week to Become Aware of All The Bisexuals In Your Life

Hey so apparently it’s bisexual awareness week, so I just wanted to make sure you’re all aware of me

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

Trying to get the federal death penalty statute itself straight up declared unconstitutional is a big swing, but this seems like as good an attempt as any.

Blueskyの改訂ガイドライン、「獣姦描写禁止」の項目が”sexual content involving real animals”に修正されてる。ドラゴンは許された。（直後に「動物虐待コンテンツはダメです」とあるので確約できないけど）

This is some ripe bullshit. Please give if you can and boost if giving’s not in the cards.

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

charlie kirk is basically an unironic harambe

Anyways uh, if you happen to be planning to not spend much time here in light of The Changes but you still wanna keep in touch, my DMs are open if you want my Discord (though I'll warn again that I'm not super talkative in one on one settings)

Oh those NSFW changes in the upcoming revised TOS here are Bad, huh

Less arguing with loud morons here on account of both less of them here and it being easier to erase their existence if they annoy me enough I have always been a jumpscaring menace to my friends, I just have the perfect Kin for it now