“DAAAAA MIST”

Is this guy gonna be in the draft this year and can the white sox draft him

The only way to stop them doing this shit next time is to make them terrified of the consequences of doing this shit

I like the White Sox baseball team, personally

“There are voters who actually LOVE dogshit like this” is the worst genre of post. Quiet everyone, the Moron Whisperer just logged on and he’s going to tell us their secrets.

I don’t see what you’re complaining about this is awesome

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

Wearing this everywhere

“The Graham Platner Campaign” has been a performance art piece. We thank everyone for their engagement with our work.

here's the homer with the reaction

Love the White Sox players mimicking tickling some balls celebration

Women are my girlfriend

If this post gets enough likes I will donate my hamstrings to Munetaka Murakami

How it started | How it's going

Is tarps off while your team loses the new the wave while your team loses ?

Me and Mac found a bunch of tiny hundos on a walk. I think maybe a really small rich guy got hit by a car

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

After consideration I will not be performing at the America 250 festival.

Well at least it won’t be bad for uh, people who don’t buy groceries

There’s only one way to save America 250 and it’s to return to the Crystal Cave

When you’ve lost Bret Michaels it’s time to pack it in

Secret Service Tackles Blood Clot That Jumped White House Fence

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

perhaps we may become jolly good bedfellows after all—there’s no telling

Reading a book about the sinking of the whale ship Essex and these guys made a species of tortoise go extinct and started a wildfire in the Galapagos before a sperm whale finally ended their shit I have no sympathy

If Hawk Tuah had become famous less than one year later than she did she probably could have had a supporting role in the movie

Making a double ipa with 21g of protein per can

This is why you have to play with animal crackers and make ‘em walk around like animals before eating them. It’s science

Oh for sure man

Sound on I think the guy’s accent is important to the whole thing

Malort was invented by north siders in 2010 and they’re all gaslighting us into believing it’s always been a thing

Would have hoped Morris Day & The Time were above this tbh

I can imagine him driving down Torrence in Calumet City heading to River Oaks in this.

LOL and also LMAO. this happened because CEOs of big box stores claimed there was rampant shoplifting and it was total bs and now we have private security in every store plus cops everywhere. but “social trust has evaporated” because of “fraud” you’re so right diva

@murderxbryan.bsky.social a few years ago I got fish & chips in a pub in Ireland and my Irish friends made fun of me for cutting the fish up all at once and then eating. Now I’m very self conscious about chopping and eating as I go

The entire city of Chicago: [trying to have a nice Memorial Day at the lake] The cops: HELLO. WE ARE HERE TOO. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR H

I absolutely HATE when this happens

From r/WhiteSox user scottiedrippen33:

POV: you are rebroadcasting a portion of today’s game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

STATUS REPORT: Fraud kidfuckers control all levels of government. Also there’s this one posting site that’s not really my vibe so we gotta solve that first

Buck Henderson: Union Buster

Yeah I’m sure that’s what happened

The difference between Bluesky and Twitter is the annoying losers on Bluesky are weird Dem dorks and the annoying losers on Twitter are child abusing Nazis.

The idea that comedy wrestling turns off casual fans is just internet bullshit. You’re more likely to get somebody into wrestling by showing them something fun than some super serious hour long 5 star match. Orange Cassidy has probably created more new fans than Misawa

Who cares