no way

More people watched @jessefarrar.com binge eat chicken nuggets on twitch than bought this book. Don’t tell me americas broken

Wow $1bn? That should cover a month of OpenAI’s inference costs

Incredible insult

Zohran get the friendly ghost to join dsa

No, my son is also named Biff Poggi

Concert tickets should not go on sale until a month out. What do you mean I need to ask my friends what they’re doing in July. It is snowing

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

didn't republican gonzalez used to tag team with punishment martinez in roh

White Sox front office currently trying to figure out if there’s a way to select Mike Clevinger in the draft

We did it!

The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?" To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you

According to Britain there's no evidence that a death squad composed of British loyalists, British Army and British police had anything to do with Britain.

He’s still bringing you guys coal though

For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.

Has anybody thrown one of these in the river yet? Will they know it was me if I do it? Should I find out ?

Everyone is lining up behind Paul Dano because he doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd go on Bill Maher's podcast

Hadn’t read this book before only seen the movie and it’s so funny how Hawkeye keeps reminding everyone that’s he’s white and not actually a Mohican. Yeah no shit dude. Your name’s Natty Bumppo

if we don't punish the creators of Lost for their crimes we can never begin to heal as a nation

Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.

Good thing I don’t even care about football actually

The Bears didn’t play well in the first half because I was on the north side. Worry not Bears fan I am on the red line back to God’s country rn

after all the republican group chats full of swastikas and gas chamber jokes, defenses of Hitler from popular right wing pundits, and American cities full of stormtroopers doing ethnic cleansing you're still doing this "lefties call everyone nazis" eye rolling shit? man, fuck you, get fucking real.

I left a group chat yesterday cause it had too many Notre Dame fans in it. Need to try to get back in now

Ohio is so awful it’s driven people on here to celebrate Indiana

Haven’t seen any follow up on the ice agent who got a dui on his way home from work. That’s weird

Mike Rowe

Guy who has a favorite course at The French Laundry

I’m gonna get the broccoli haircut and start saying “facts” all the time

Hey kids want to hear about another carpenter that made a ruling party "wash their hands" of an opinion?

I was there and she didn’t do it

New guy on the job doesn’t do shit

The Chair Company is about getting a completely understandable level of mad at a company

Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.

RFK Jr lets the worm 🪱 take over for a little bit

The workers as it has always been. Second answer is my balls and hole.

The Jewels got bootleg labubus

I should have chose a hobby that wasn’t one where people are so comfortable taking about shitting

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES

kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

This is the ideal snow-male body

Stop interviewing Quentin Tarantino

oh is your whole politics just "orange man bad" is that it?? because if so that's a reasonably efficient lens through which to process a lot of stuff

I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...

Okay let’s see you stay awake and alert while Marco Rubio talks