Matt Stocaí Bána
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Is fánach an áit a bhfaighfeá gliomach
You have to forgive them, the challenge of selling sports merchandise is unprecedented
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Linda Holmes
about 6 hours ago
A small landlord is a person who rents out their basement apartment in their house. A person who owns a building is just a landlord-landlord.
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Tim Onion
about 14 hours ago
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/waymos-controlled-workers-philippines
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Wolfling 🐺
1 day ago
It's Thursday and I'm at $20/150 (but really $200) goal for the week. Please, please, please, please share if you can't help. I've tried everything I can to find work or get mutual aid and nothing is working. I have NO safety net. Venmo is MirandaBrave if you'd like to prevent the fee.
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Support Miranda Adama
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https://ko-fi.com/lostwolfling
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Better Things Are Possible
1 day ago
My bull case for the Ballroom is we turn it into some museum about our too close brush with authoritarianism. A warning to future generations Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
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Reading the 10 paragraph reply to an email I sent to my senator when I was drunk and angry
1 day ago
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Jesse
1 day ago
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
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Darach Ó Séaghdha
1 day ago
Being chased by two bald men (who you mistook for a smashing pair of bristols), a bobby and a vicar on a tandem, a nun who you accidentally revealed to be wearing a corset with thong and stockings, some NHS nurses and a fat man... all while a saxophone plays a merry solo.
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠
2 days ago
what drivers see when you're wearing hi-viz vs when you're not
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My dad is worried about going to the White Sox home opener because it’s on Holy Thursday. In case you thought you had more Catholic parents than me
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Did the White Sox agree to this?
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Alex Goldman
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Me noticing Ween’s social media accounts starting to post again.
3 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 days ago
Cinema
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Toughest pickup owner
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This will be the first year the Chicago white sox field a team with clean asses. Will it improve the team? Only time will tell
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Norm Charlatan
4 days ago
Explain to me why I’m standing in front of my childrens’ schools in subzero weather trying to make sure none of their classmates are kidnapped by armed, masked goons then.
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They just gave Quebec by Ween the Grammy for best album ever made
5 days ago
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
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Cheer Captain
4 months ago
The Chilling of a Sacred Beer
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Bill Savage
5 days ago
As Joe points out here, Abolish Ice is at the top of the ballot, a spot Machine pols have long coveted and connived to get. Let's follow through! Vote just for Abolish Ice! Here Are The 25 Finalists In The City's 'Name A Snowplow' Contest
blockclubchicago.org/2026/02/01/h...
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Here Are The 25 Finalists In The City's 'Name A Snowplow' Contest
Yes, "Abolish ICE" made the list.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/02/01/here-are-the-25-finalists-in-the-citys-name-a-snowplow-contest-abolish-ice-made-the-list/
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madeline odent
6 days ago
in *2018*
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You are not immune to being Ahab
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Antain Mac Lochlainn
7 days ago
Tá súil agam gur 'páistín' a bhí i gceist. Mo thrua an té a bheadh ag foghlaim na Gaeilge ar líne...
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Timothy Burke
6 days ago
we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
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You guys ever drink 3 beers and listen to this?
6 days ago
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Mark Agee
7 days ago
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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skáld
7 days ago
fuck off with that Van Hagar shit broski this is a Diamond Dave household
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Tom Ley
6 days ago
From: A Very Famous Rich Guy To: Jeffrey Epstein Subj: Opening the seal I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us. From: Jeffrey Epstein To: A Very Famous Rich Guy Subj: Re: Opening the seal 9 p./m.. txt wen u arive
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US Out Of Chicago
6 days ago
A) this is regular ICE stuff B) Obama/Biden-era ICE stuff should also be banned
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Moby Dick
7 days ago
Meantime, there was a terrible tumult.
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jennifer uncoolidge
7 days ago
looking through the Wikipedia entry on Howard Zinn and this passage stood out to me for no reason in particular🙃
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Patrick Monahan
7 days ago
He’s talking about the person
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Seems like rich people are bad
7 days ago
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tj mahr 🤘
7 days ago
congragulations
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sixpenceee none the richer
7 days ago
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Better Things Are Possible
7 days ago
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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Laura Bassett
8 days ago
This is so unhinged
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9 days ago
@inthesedeserts.bsky.social
midwestern heckling supremacy
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Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈
10 days ago
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
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Running a marathon in September and I’m already thinking about what I’m gonna eat after
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TAPE
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀
10 days ago
Vegeta voice: “Over 9000? That’s impossible!”
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
10 days ago
finally a good dating app
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Looked at a calendar and I gotta say I don’t agree with Valentine’s Day being on a Saturday. Saturdays are for single people. You shouldn’t be having a romantic dinner on a Saturday you should be at a dive bar with your friend Matt
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UberGoose
10 days ago
anyone do this one yet?
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Jon Bois
10 days ago
americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
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