Welp that’s it he’s a moron

When you can’t send your underage victims to the island anymore you gotta pivot

Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.

I’m sure there’s other stuff but I don’t know about it, so to me it’s a sign you’re one of the good billionaires when the worst thing I can say about you is you tried to colorize classic black and white movies

Dream blunt rotation Mean Gene, Billionaire Ted, Hanoi Jane

If there was a hall of fame for nicknames the Mexicutioner would be first ballot

Stupid people always say things like this “Oh it’s easy now to criticize me for not seeing something coming that anyone with two brain cells to rub together could easily see coming, sorry I don’t have a crystal ball”

According to a White House analysis lmao ok

Burke is pitching well, Martin on a cy young trajectory, do we not give Ethan Katz enough shit

Obama talks about Trump the way WCW and the WWF used to talk about each other during the Monday night wars

Yeah yeah yeah Murakami…uuuhhh Davis Martin’s ERA is 1.64 and his WHIP is 1.02

Watching this when we get back from Greece this summer so I can cry about how much I miss the homeland/get angry about no Greeks in the cast

Ok what the fuck is happening are the white sox…good?

It’s May 4th

I guess this hire is better than the guy that was already in the Bulls organization I dunno…

Look I don’t know if Hailey Van Lith was any damn good but I’m pretty sure it’s bad business to waive a first round pick after one year but sign a new contract with a 37 year old guard coming off a season ending knee injury but considering what she said about Angel Reese maybe Sloot is in charge now

Can the Sky also hire Matt Lloyd

Today in dumbass white sox Reddit takes: “Drew romo is the future and if you mention he’s only been here for a cup of coffee that means you love Reese McGuire and want to marry him and provide him with lotion for his parking lot escapades”

Anyway

These cunts don’t believe in anything but their desire for power. Fuck em all.

That’s a white sox winner

Woods and Kingston??? Fuck it go get em Tony

Kind of a bummer that Caleb’s a cubs guy.

Watching the sox, making my lineup for tomorrow’s game, I got a kid named Dean and I can’t type his name without thinking of Jim Rash

People are saying the 2026 Chicago White Sox are the best 14-17 in the history of American Baseball

Trying to decide who I think Noah Schultz looks like and my first pass is Lauri Markkanen

I know complaining about the pbp guy is beating a dead horse but I tune back in and he’s describing a jumping throw from Meidroth as an “MJ fadeaway” the sox vibes won’t truly be back to good until this dipshit is addressed

Mune gonna hit 80 dongs this year

Sopranos Wire Community Justified Vice principals Righteous gemstones Detroiters Seinfeld Simpsons Always Sunny Deadwood Arrested development The shield New girl Whitest kids u know

That’s what you got out of a timeout?

Diabolical officiating in wolves-nuggets

I don’t care how many of you joyless bastards are shitting on this I’ll be watching this in the theater with my kids and we’re gonna have a great time. It looks fun. The show was fun. What more do you want

Bitch look like Norm Macdonald

For the first few seconds I thought the guy was Sam from whitest kids u know and got real excited that it would just be that cast in this

White Sox Reddit has their knives out

buddy of mine had a going away party at some dive in Rogers park that still allowed smoking indoors well after the ban. It was cool for 10 minutes. A few years later we went on a cruise and you could smoke indoors at the casino. Same thing with Vegas when we went. I hated it. I liked going outside

I mean I was on like 2 steroids a couple weeks ago for Crohn’s so…team Greece, hit me up

If you’re familiar with ridgeland commons in oak park, last night my best hitter crushed a home run from the west diamond to the batting cages. Insanity. We’re 4-1. We also won by scoring 9 runs on 3 hits lol Youth baseball!!

Every school should have a ballroom. Problem solved.

The Sky put up one of those silly social media videos asking players at training camp to sing a Michael Jackson song and they’re just at some UIC gym and you can see random dudes playing pickup ball behind them. First class organization folks.

What a joker!

Call me what you want but can we not with the trade ideas, can we just have and keep a good, fun player for once and not sell him for lottery tickets

Has Valanciunas always been this much of a dickhead? After every play he’s doing that chest out strut like the tiniest dicked guy at the gym who just pressed 135 3 times Big time cop energy Really starting to dislike Denver

MUNE MANIA

The green line is just a platform, no tracks. This feels like a recurring dream somebody had Did the directions for the AI include “throw a fake signature in the bottom right to make it look like an actual artist worked on this”?

These lame ass keyboard warrior tweets aren’t going to help with the fear part

He was trying to sell his bribery ballroom you fucking idiots lol