Jaden Ivey emphatically directing traffic all the way up the floor only to throw a pass directly at anfernee Simons’ defender then throw his hands up like somebody else made a mistake is my : Chicago Bulls Tank Play of the Game brought to you by American standard toilets

Bulls had me worried for a minute Another tank win ✔️

Every stupid son of a bitch that posts about “leftist purity tests and non voters” sits on their fat asses while those leftist non voters are in the fucking streets with whistles. Shut the fuck up about Kamala and Hillary already we’re moving on. They didn’t win because they fucking suck get over it

It’s so funny to do the “huh guess what I just figured out, the right is racist as shit and lied about everything” thing ignoring decades of people screaming it from the fucking rafters Does this work on anyone? Are people this stupid

White Sox remembered Frank Thomas exists (Also LOL putting Sox legend Ken Griffey Jr on this graphic)

Neo Wokio

I try to not talk about current events often with the family member that works in one of the departments everyone wants abolished (they do good work, still, somehow. I promise.) But they’re a good source for “is this actually not normal or…” when a story like Liam happens because…

Chance has always been corny. Oh well.

Hating Canada cause the pedophile tells you to. Republicans are a scourge

"The group that should be in the streets, has been bought off. by Jay Z"

Ok this Man United thing is starting to reach bonkers territory. They could’ve just been this good all along?!?!

One of the most sauceless super bowls in Super Bowl history

BOYS

So now it’s illegal for pedophiles to run a business?

We’ll always have last March* *a month where I needed good vibes but the joy and shock of the half court Giddey buzzer beater set the franchise back years

Can’t begin to express my disappointment in Giannis. Get your bag I guess. But god damn could you have picked a scummier way to do it?

Don’t watch it just let this post be good enough. Trust me. There is nothing going on behind that man’s eyes. It’s unsettling

Fired a third of the staff but kept the dumb son of a bitch that wrote this?

Imagine aspiring to one day be hired as a bodyguard for this racist lucky charms leprechaun so you can sit there and pretend he’s charming while he chugs the house red at some shitty strip sports bar teeth all stained purple stumbling around with his little bow legged walk showing you fb memes

Looks like he’s still running around with an escort of goons. He knows.

There are people defending Epstein perverts OF COURSE they’re going to cover for this piece of shit when he posts blatantly racist videos

These dunks are hilarious

Trying to get on Emperor LaRussa’s good side

Joe Cowley is the MJF of Chicago sports media he’s a scumbag but he’s our scumbag. His questions for AK were perfect. No respect for the guy and no reason for it either. Treat him like the dumb bastard he is

Every trade deadline this mother fucker comes out talking about the next 30 games are crucial for evaluation I swear to god I want to fight Arturas Karnisovas

lol

If you’re still in line to trade a second round pick to the Chicago Bulls, STAY IN LINE

I really don’t think it’s fair to judge Arturas Karnisovas because Lonzo ball got hurt and derailed a carefully laid plan for contention 5 years ago. That’s not his fault. He tried.

I can’t wait til this version of the Chicago bulls finally beats the Pacers and Nets this season especially now when you need them to lose every game to make any of this worth it

AK doing what he’s done to the Bulls roster and stopping now is like me trying to tackle reorganizing the garage, pulling everything out and calling it a day. Good enough. We started. Someday we’ll get back to it

Two teams have traded for Dalen Terry in the last 24 hours, now that’s demand! And you bulls “fans” thought it was a wasted draft pic

Apparently the age where this begins is 45 because my wife sent me a video from my daughters basketball game last week that looked like it was filmed on a flip phone

Fans of other teams jumping into the bulls subreddit to tell us about the new Bulls players is hilarious and such a gigantic waste of time what are you doing why would you think I care about Collin Sexton being a good locker room guy

It’s so funny to do this to Billy Donovan

I dunno…tonight’s game might be the first i watch since before the holidays? It’s going to be fascinating. A morbid curiosity to be sure, but I gotta see what this team looks like for one game at least. I’m not going to watch tonight’s game who am I kidding

Is Arturas Karnisovas in the Epstein files? Many people are saying

Bulls - Raptors is already a cursed matchup tonight’s game is going to be like watching a game in your dreams it will resemble basketball, the teams will look like they employ professional players, but everything will be just a little bit off and you wont be able to see any faces

Like a fucking idiot I keep thinking in the back of my head “this is all going somewhere you don’t do this without a bigger better move in the offing” and then I remember who runs the Bulls and I get nauseous

Patrick Williams is about to break out just watch

Arturas Karnisovas is like DOGE for basketball franchises he’s gutted this whole thing without any plan

How many 2nd rounders do the bulls have and what can you even do with them? You can’t even trick the computer in 2K to take them for a first

Trading Ayo at the height of his value for garbage. Whatever man I don’t even know what to say at this point. The bulls are Giddey and Matas and 20 tiny guards who probably suck

Just wait til they start installing bidets at the United center

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

White Sox adding bidets to the toilets to attract players differs from their usual strategy of signing players’ shitty friends and family members

I think you give Kenny one more run with the title cause I don’t know how much time he’s got left. And a perfect opponent for said final run is AJ Styles in his actual final match. Seeking vengeance for 2016 betrayal in NJPW, goes out on his gloves

The bulls need to move p will but unfortunately the nba draft is only 2 rounds there are no 3rd rounders to trade for

Chris Paul?!! lol

Bernstein keeps talking about “losing out” and I’m trying to figure out if there’s ever been a team that lost 30 games in a row and fell 13 spots in the standings when they were 12 games better than the worst team in the league