I would take a bullet for these boys

shhhhhh don't give away the plan, they aren't onto it yet

An incredibly messy and unexplainable way to end a game. Dan and Dipoto really shitting the bed.

SO MUCH JOY 🥹

Woo will do. #TridentsUp

Detroit, You did this. This is your fault.

Fitting for Donovan to get past the second round for the first time and have it be in Detroit. The site of “You did this!”

Started today taking my husband to a music festival and then later drove over and dropped off hats and gloves for him and his cold friend. Figure I should probably get some snack bags ready. Maybe orange slices.

There is a bravado to AJ Dybantsa that is unique compared to the other top prospects …is that a good or bad thing? That’s what I was talking to people about the last couple days:

For now, Darryn Peterson is pleased that teams are trying to get to know the real him. He wants to show them and prove to them that he's a high character person who will be a winning player. But the health concerns are still looming under the surface

Recently, FamilySearch digitized and uploaded tons of microfilmed records, including many from 18th-century Massachsuetts. They're using some sort of AI to transcribe/summarize the handwritten documents. I've noticed that the AI strips out references to race and enslavement in 18thc documents.

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if Josh Naylor ever saw fit to look at me like this I would immediately go home and get my Affairs In Order

Some of the combine leaderboards here. Includes all of the top prospects but not the last couple of combine groups of the day (top guys were in the first couple of groups to finish drills and testing):

Tobi Lawal, Virgina Tech, absolutely blowing the rest of the combine participants out the water on the agility testing right now. No step vertical - 40”. Max vertical - 45.5, highest in the combine since 2022

Dybantsa now a current leader in max vertical — 42”

Darryn Peterson final max vert is 37.5. Darius Acuff Jr. the current leader in 3/4 court sprint at 3.06 seconds. First of 5 groups finishing up agility tests now, then go to shooting drills. Dybantsa in group 2. I’ll update full leader boards after group 2 goes through all tests and shooting

Kingston Flemings with a really impressive 40.5 max vertical at the combine

Folks, THE UTAH JAZZ GOT THE SECOND PICK IN THE DRAFT and @nbasarah.bsky.social and I are talking about it! Who should they take? What does it mean moving forward? And is this the break that changes EVERYTHING? open.spotify.com/episode/2OJ2...

Tomorrow, Darryn Peterson will be in the first group to go through drills and testing at 1 pm. AJ Dybantsa will be in the second group. Here’s who else will be in those first two groups tomorrow:

First day of combine drills (lots of top guys still to come tomorrow. Three groups went today. Tomorrow there are five groups) was probably most impressed by Morez Johnson Jr. from Michigan. Here’s some of the leader boards (doesn’t include shooting from third group that went today)

Andrej Stojakovic just put up a 41.5” max vertical leap at the combine. Highest mark so far of today’s group. Many more players will go through agility testing tomorrow

This is why you should trust the people who are actually there…not the accounts who just aggregate and get things wrong. Danny Ainge was not only not in the lottery drawing room, he is also not the Jazz GM. Austin Ainge said this quote, and there is of course context in what else he said…

Austin Ainge jokingly told the rest of the Jazz brass that they were fired for not having previously brought luck to the lottery room. Then he went in and came out with the No. 2 pick.

Oops…made it out to Rate Field again today…

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I’ve died and gone to heaven.

A good rule of thumb for people, especially those with celebrity, having an affair and hoping to keep it secret over many years…maybe don’t constantly take your affair into public. Obviously, don’t have affairs…but yeah lol

it's always cole o'clock somewhere

on wednesdays, we win the series

Fought back for the DUB!

Just sitting here thinking that this year I get to have a wedding anniversary and I'm really lucky.

Oh to be in south philly. Can’t wait for the videos ♥️

You should all make one! Well...for those of you that don't have any obligations with it also being mother's day. I'll be locked in the lottery drawing room in Chicago and will report after.

Just learned that a Retriever is the mascot of the University of Maryland, Baltimore County (UMBC) and now I have a new regret in life knowing I didn't attend college there.

This Hawks score is really putting Quin Snyder's classic "If the game ended after three quarters we'd be winning" quote to the test.

If the Knicks pull any of their starters, fine them for tanking.

I don't care that it's Ishbia, don't even care that this is about Booker. NBA owners and execs who understand the value and time equity of local and beat reporters is important to me. They would all do well to pay attention to that piece of this.

Ja Morant and Jaren Jackson Jr courtside for Magic - Pistons

Just so we’re all clear, I’m the grump. @colyou.bsky.social is way way wayyyy cooler than I am, despite being a huge nerd… The idea of discovering new music, just the idea, makes me need a nap. Speaking of which…I’m due for a nap.

I think every marriage needs one person who is hip and knows what bands the cool kids listen to and enjoys going to social events and making friends. The other person is a grump and is 90 years old in spirit. This is how balance is kept.

Injuries are stochastic. Of course we can’t say “but for the long season this particular injury wouldn’t have happened.” But we can observe, gee the risk sure seems elevated.

I mean. They’d be innocent even if they WERE related, because that’s not how guilt works.

Game over, courtesy of Naylz.

I just like don’t care if I, as a 39-year-old, am being pandered to…I WILL watch Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies. Make one every year, I don’t care.

Ok, the only thing I care about is who VJ Edgecombe was winking at. One of the most incredible post-3 playoff moments I’ve ever seen. @ginamizell.bsky.social @kyleneubeck.bsky.social That was alarmingly cool.

Major shoutout to Kevin Love outlet pass highlight videos, which got a shoutout on John Oliver last night. Perfect

Watching the Mariners play the A’s tonight will be weird. There’s a huge part of me that wants the Mariners to crush the A’s so bad that John Fisher feels it inside his rectum. And then there’s a little piece of me that is sad that I feel that way. Anyway… #TridentsUp 🔱

Wemby wins DPOY and is the first unanimous DPOY, youngest ever DPOY and first ever to win it in the first 3 seasons of a career. Welcome to the Wemby era.

When you teach @nbabeau.bsky.social how to use “jawn” 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️