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Imagine historians using AI

there’s no one to ticket!! waymos can get parking tickets but in CA you may only issue a ticket for a moving violation to an actual human!! that’s part of why everyone is concerned!!

Song for the Day: Fairytale of New York - The Pogues youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8?...

chat is it over

The ACC is gonna send a copy of this tape to Notre Dame every day for a year

This game is perfect. It’s beautiful. A masterpiece of void football

MORE MISSED FIELD GOALS (4) THAN POINTS (3)

this game is a slow and steady grind of solid fundamentals football punctuated by like 4 instances of profound larking about

Bama-Oklahoma died (points 🤮) so Miami-A&M could live (anti-points 😍)

Miami paid $X million for Carson Beck but they should just be running the single wing with Malachi Toney

Having learned from Oklahoma’s mistake, Texas A&M is very cleverly not building an early lead at all

Massivley jealous of the kid with the tonka truck suitcase. I want one.

"Time to make the soup!" I exclaim as I microwave a tumbler of rum

Sorely attempted to acquire one of The Hu’s albums on vinyl

Watching Eris do “The Jane Fonda”

oyough

@yooberz.postes.club YOOOOBERZ

Righteous Gemstones is a documentary

I miss her (my dog) (She’s still alive and totally fine she just isn’t at Chili’s and she would love it here because she has impeccable taste)

one thing that rocks is that my small sons can't say "the grinch" and really do say "the grink" and they love him so they mention him quite a lot. if you ask them "was the grink there?" they'll say "yes! grink there! grink take chrissing tree!" they also can't say christmas tree

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

The very first lecture I had at art school, told us that we weren't there to learn to make beautiful images. We were there to learn to communicate ideas. (That could sometimes be beautiful but also not.) If we wanted to make "soulless beauty" we were pointed to the door. This was 20 years ago.

I remember when Cyberpunk came out and these disingenuous "leftists" were screaming about how the developers said there would be representation in the game and "there wasn't any." It was literally in front of their faces.

I had to find this incredible footage and it's true. Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 63% full.

I have been up since 8 am and did chores, did work, brushed eggs for 45 minutes, edited 15 new videos, sent out several NSFW audios, and scheduled out a bunch of videos so my pages will have new full length videos every other week for the next two months please clap also it's bedtime

it's not enough to have a "like" reaction or even a "dislike" reaction I need a reaction that just blankly says "huh"

You ever find out something so insane it fundamentally alters your perception of reality? I just found out Pembroke Welsh Corgis came over with the Swedes when the Vikings were raiding England. Now imagine this little bastard cooped up on a longship for MONTHS

Omg I need to go there high.

it’s okay to say that obviously shitty people are shitty and treat them accordingly

it's a great day to call your representatives and remind them that U.S. citizens are being detained, assaulted, and denied basic rights at the hands of ICE. Americans like Wilmer Chavarria, Andrea Velez, George Retes, Javier Ramirez, and Dayanne Figueroa have been brutalized by their country--ours.

The Grinch in "watchmen": "You see, Doctor, God didn't steal Christmas. Fate didn't feed Cindy Lou or give her a glass of water. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do."

The Grinch in ‘Batman begins’: Gordon: “Now, take this guy. Armed robbery, stole everyone’s presents, has a taste for the theatrical, like you. Dresses like Santa.” Batman: “I'll look into it.” Gordon: “I never said merry Christmas...” Batman: “And you'll never have to.”

BIG FUCKIN’ IRON BABY

this is the way

Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.

BNUUY WAW

He ruined Thanksgiving, I'll be damned if he's gonna ruin Christmas.

The Grinch in 'Watchmen': Dr. Manhattan: It was Christmas. And you stole it. Grinch: That's right. And you watched me. You could've turned the sleigh into steam, the dog into mercury but you didn't, did you? You really don't give a damn about Who's. You're out of touch, Doc. God help us all.