If I ever run for office it would be fine to interview any of my ex girlfriends. I would say nice things about them if one of them ever chooses to also (even the right wing one)

Only fans of Javier Milei want Argentina to win

VAR has got to go holy shit

There’s a lot of negative commentary on American soccer that I will take but I am sick and tired of hearing that somehow we as Americans are responsible for the hydration breaks. Europeans seem to have latched onto it as an American thing despite it not being universal in MLS

Placing an early call on “Thierry Henry USMNT manager” so you heard it here first folks

0 goals for Pulisic in a home World Cup is such a bitter pill to swallow

Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Gianni Infantino

USA is going out sad but so is Kevin De Bruyne

Sucks that Balogun hasn’t impacted the game at all. Good vibes in exchange for your best forward has turned out to be a bad trade

Christian poo le shit

Pulisic a complete zero tonight

Moment looks a bit big for the USMNT here

KDB and Doku not starting? Huh??

5 alarm fire here for the Nuggets

Well well well www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

thinking the united states is uniquely evil or irredeemable or unsalvageable on some fundamental level is just american exceptionalism in a trench coat, somehow with even more annoying branding

This Delivered

¡Once!

Down a man and up 3-1 with 30 to go at Azteca is some sinister screenwriting

My wish for “maximum psychic damage to fans in the Azteca” is on track to come true

Absolutely atrocious red card there

Was pretty worried this would be a dud but this game state all but assures that the second half will continue to sizzle

England shouldn’t have a guy named O’Riley, reject

God this better be good

I’ve decided to formalize my take: If it weren’t for the Monroe Doctrine Balogun never would have been suspended in the first place

Just big picture, England vs Mexico at the Azteca is as good as this tournament gets

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

Norway look like they can win this whole thing

How come the planned parenthood volunteers never try to talk to me cold on the street despite always trying with everyone else who walks by?

Lmao + lfg

It’s a really funny runner how every issue in American history that apologists claim “no one” knew was wrong has a corresponding Quaker going “this is wrong”

How to resist the constant urge to drop everything and move to New York City

OK I’ll say what everyone else has been too afraid to: I’m tired of how much it’s been raining in Chicago

A grown man named “Buster” appears to have assembled a worse roster than the 2026 Rockies, who had the worst run differential in history just a year ago

Ridiculously bad showing for Ghana so far

Extra time completely sucks, so boring. Bring us the PKs at 90 minutes!

Won’t be shedding any tears for Australia when they’re bounced from this tournament

This game has me down a huge War of The Spanish Succession rabbit hole

Ate Arby’s

Video courtesy of my dear mother

CONCACAF 😭😭 10 MINUTES

High of 77 in Seattle Monday

10 minutes of stoppage time is a fucking joke

What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?

What has Donald Trump been doing all this time if the fifa refs were gonna do us like that anyway

RIP Dr. Congo but England vs Mexico at the Azteca is a perfectly fine outcome

First time for everything

Dude hell yeah

Let’s go Doctor Congo