Honestly, I just need one more major trophy for Arsenal. Then I'll go to therapy and start creating healthy boundaries between me and the club.

10 points above Liverpool? 💪 8 points above Chelsea? 😎 3 points above Aston Villa? 😴 2 points above City?

2 wins, 2 draws & 1 loss in our last 5 Premier League games Safe to say we're in a slump. Need to get 9 points from Wolves, Everton & Brighton before we play Villa again Stop top of the league then beat Villa, Liverpool & United in January to rebuild confidence for the run in

I'm genuinely surprised by a lot of the comments about Hincapie's performance today. I think he did fine defensively (up until the very end) but I thought his lack of confidence on the ball was a root cause of our inability to control. And he gave it away for the final sequence for Villa's goal.

Incredibly frustrating. Never had control of the match other than for a short period after halftime. We didn't look confident moving the ball up the field and didn't really play as a team today. Not surprising given the key injuries but we should have done better. Wolves coming at a good time.

This World Cup draw is making Oppenheimer feel like a thrill-a-minute short film

"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney

In honor of Wayne Gretzky performing the World Cup draw later 😅

This entire World Cup Draw reeks of corporate training videos made by a CEO who thinks he's funny because everyone laughs at his jokes but they only ever laugh because he gets butthurt and mad at everyone if they don't

Gonna need three Emi Martinez own goals tomorrow to rebalance the football karma after this spectacle

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

On pins and needles over here to see who will win the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize. Could be anyone.

What. Did the Lions just catch an egregiously wrong ref call that benefits them!? What is happening.

Are commentators contractually obligated to describe bad defending at Old Trafford as "nightmare defending at the theater of dreams"?

I literally just turned the game on. I'm sorry everybody.

🚨Arsenal have now broken the record for the most games any Premier League team has ever gone in all competitions without conceding 3+ goals in a single game. 🤯

Look, folks, sometimes a team is in third place in the table when they should probably be 13th.

Arsenal are on a run of 18 games unbeaten in all competitions (W15 D3). It's their longest run since December 2018 when Unai Emery was in charge. Next up for the Gunners are Villa under Emery at Villa Park. #AVLARS

Top of the Premier League Top of the Champions League Top of Europe Arsenal through and through

Today was a good day to wear my Ben White shirt

Arsenal are nine points better off versus the equivalent 24-25 fixtures. 1 CRY H (+2) 3 BUR A (Ipswich) (-) 3 SUN A (Southampton) (-2) 3 TOT H (-) 1 CHE A (-) 1 BRE H (+2)

Resurgent, title challengers Chelsea are now below Sunderland in the table 😎

The man's riding on rims with a trail of sparks behind him now

I've been watching this particular stat closely all season. Feels vital to staying top of the league.

Rice is a concern but we have players coming back with an easier stretch of games coming up. Right now, we're: 5 points clear of City 9 points clear of resurgent Chelsea 11 points clear of reigning champions Liverpool 14 points clear of Forever In Our Shadow FC Was a game champions win & all that

Considering how nearly every other game this past week has been pure chaos, I think we're showing a fair measure of control and calm with a 2-0 win. Not that it wasn't chaotic at times, but we are still seeing our way through despite missing key players. Not a classic 3 points but 3 pts we needed.

How fitting. No better way to seal a game like today's than that goal.

lol Saka just dribbling through defenders for fun now

Really wish Merino had just gone in full blooded to win that ball. Make the goalie earn the save or truly win a penalty.

Anyone have the number for the person who tailors Benny Blanco's shorts?

Ok Ben White

43 goals scored by 13 different Arsenal players across all competitions going into today's game

1 Questionable Goatee + 2 Fabulous Golden Thighs = 3 Points

It's fun to work at the F-I-F-A You can get yourself rich You can have a good grift You can do whatever you wish

Today feels like a good day to wear my Ben White shirt

City vs Fulham - a fun, crazy, highly entertaining football match Newcastle vs Spurs - the exact opposite

I didn't catch this in real time but sure would have been nice if the handsomely paid professionals who had one job to do would have caught it

Seems like I might have upset a few Spurs fans with recent screenshots of the Premier League table?

2nd place City are closer to 8th than they are to Arsenal

Tonight I went to the new local pizza spot with high hopes. It's in walking distance from my house right next to my local bar. It sucked. I'm so disappointed. I now know what Tottenham fans go through every week.

Inside every Arsenal fan, there are two wolves

Congrats but what world takeover is @gunnerblog.bsky.social plotting exactly? Because I'm in.

Most of our tough away matches taken care of. December will be a grind for most clubs but we got the worst out of the way. I would have loved 4 more points from Chelsea & Sunderland but Arsenal are in pole position with key hurdles behind us. Long ways to go but we're looking pretty good.

Four more years! Four more years!

Taking a point against the second place team at their ground, when they set out to kick us to pieces and we were missing half our defense, is a good point. It's been a great week and the team are strong enough to put yesterday's nonsense behind them. We're only going to get better from here.

I know people here love to get stuck in on points, and I'm right there most of the time, but let's not forget that we're Top of the leeeague TOP OF THE LEEEEEAGUE (you know the rest)

Cold (and slightly inebriated* take): We're top of the Premier League and the Champions League and that's fucking great. And everyone else can fuck right the fuck off. * I'm lit and it's fucking great

Today wasn't a football game. Today was a circus, classic premier league, swings and round abouts type of play. And yeah. We can do that too. Because we're Arsenal. What else you got?

Considering the context of the rest of the league this season, this isn't a bad result. Still undefeated at Stamford Bridge since 201something Not happy but I'll take it.