One of my least favourite footballers going to Spurs? This is too perfect.

As Feb 1st approaches and Ireland is now on St Brigid's BH v 3.0 (4th maybe?) and you're all getting Monday week off work now is a good time to for my annual reminder to non-Kildare people that you should shower us with gifts of gratitude.

Have now bought so many gimmicky items and tried so many things (latest purchase, one of those stretch boards, verdict - good) I'm considering becoming a "middle aged man who wants to hurt less" influencer.

being such a noted defender of women in sport, i'm sure tnt sports presenter laura woods will be appalled, what with her priority of protecting women.

you do not, under any circumstances, have to say a certain marseille player has "got that swagger about him" on a live tv broadcast.

Walliams' ghost needs a new frontman?

Good morning to everyone, but especially to medium sized Gabby's KDB-like through ball.

That's a hell of a hit.

Listening to Faetooth. Good shit.

During peak twitter someone would have already optioned the film of this thread.

This is the biggest Beckham family PR crisis since David fingered the nanny who wanked the pig.

Has any politician ever had the stones to talk about a new innovation and say "folks, this might be a crock of shit"?

Other than vague mentions of "national security" has he laid out any reasoning for wanting Greenand?

22 hours of teeth gnashing later we finish the weekend closer to the promised land than we went into it.

Keith Harris and Orvile had the career we should have had!

That little bollix moved the tables outside of my parents’ pub out of the way so he could park his fancy car there back in the day. He’ll never be forgiven.

I have always said that Michael Carrick is a beautiful human being.

Fair play to Parrott on his hat trick last night but at the same time there that Ajax goalie could make Robert Sanchez feel good about his performance last night. 3 or the 6 were of the "could have done better category."

Holy Fuck! Holy Fuck are back. Holy Fuck.

Good morning to everyone but especially to Viktor Gyokeres.

New Feyenoord kid giving the finger kid pic just dropped.

Cusacks of North Strand not messing about.

Well that was an entertaining Wednesday night distraction. Annoying about the second goal, means the tie is still alive.

GyokerYES!

Silly SOS for NI, everyone knows that Londonkerry is more commonly called Cork.

🚨 Breaking Gardaí say investigations are underway following Grok scandal. "We have received reports and referrals of content on that platform that is under investigation... the process takes some time... it has to be assessed to make sure it's criminal... the people responsible have to be ID'd"

What a nice young man.

Fun little Poker Video for the AI sceptics here. 5 AIs paly each other and the play is reviewed by a successful semi retired pro www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GoO...

Not sure "failing" at Real Madrid will do Xabi Alonso's prospects to get at least one more big job. Wonder if Slot is pulling nervously at his collar right now with Frimpong and Wirtz already at Anfield. Or would he be tempted by a dump truck full of money from the tyre fire in Manchester?

We're past the age of dog whistles and live in the time of sub woofers.

The REAL origin of that childish 'six-seven' phrase. It was all Hawtrey's doing!

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Enjoying the ST album by Still Blank.

Welcome newbies, to bluesk ... free yourselves from the shackles of this social network nightmare, we're all doomed here. This is your chance.

Darren Fletcher looking at the subs bench

After 2 nice tasting but not risen enough attempts I've finally baked a sourdough that looks something like the ones you might see in a shop. The seeds didnt really stay on when baking though.

Roy Division

I think we might be better than them

Amazing 👏🏻👏🏻

WFH today and herself is in means that I can play the forbidden music (Thelonious Monk)

This is a great opportunity for Darren Fletcher's twin sons to find out which is his favourite.

The war in Ukraine is over gas, the genocide in Gaza is at least party to do with gas, the invasion of Venezuela is over oil, The west has zero plans to stop using fossil fuels any time soon, whatever climate change has in store for us, we're going to feel its full force

ha

Oh wow

You will not regret watching all of this. Not for one second.

This is the first time in history that a County Clare hotelier has kidnapped the leader of another country

Made a new playlist

Good morning to everyone, but especially to Homer Simson. (This morning Matthew I'll be Frank Grimes.)

Declan Rice, the biggest loss in midfield to an Irish world cup campaign since Saipan.

Well done the lads