The "making them all wear the wrong sized shoes" thing is a great bit in fairness.

Some decent names allegedly coming to play a team from a village of 1600 people near where I'm ftom

I'm not sure about that being disallowed

oof

So because #Ryanair in 2024 treated a passenger to a 13-hour delay and €890 in costs for a new flight, and then simply ghosted her, an Austrian court today impounded one of its airplanes at Linz airport. ooe.orf.at/stories/3345...

Another thing my innocent brain didn't pick up on at the time.

"Please ... Kill .. Meeee" - The one on the right.

Strictly speaking he does not fit his shoes.

Have spent a very nice day touring around neolithic sites near Skibbereen

Good evening everyone. When in (west) Cork.

youtu.be/vmw1CVs3XMc?... This montage of Spurs fans on the final whistle is a work of art.

Did Peter Crouch make some bad investments or something?

Good morning to everyone but especially to Piero Hincapie.

Wait till you see Murillo's last second block.

What an utterly horrible to experience wonderful 2 hours this has been

There's something of the long haired William Regals about Gabriel Heinze. Both hard bastards.

He should apologise on behalf of his brother who owes me €800

This has stayed with me for the past 2 weeks. It'd been years since I'd done any kind of playing music with other people. A magical thing to experience.

Good morning to everyone. But especially to every mewling fucker whinging about hiw Arsenal are dancing with the ones that brung 'em and are serving while doing it. My shaker needs salt, keep it up.

Just a few weeks ago, all these European powers spoke of the threat that the US now presents to Europe. They talked about the possibility of Trump attacking Greenland, like it was an imminent and existential danger. Now Trump unilaterally bombs Iran and they all fall in lockstep

Sanchez is terrible.

Always liked Iwobi, great lad.

Watched that Springsteen film last night. Wasn't great really was it.

Starmer is the biggest neon lights bright example of the cab rank rule in action, the cases you take on be it worthy human rights cases or no, are not a reflection of your values or decency

Things to do in Stockholm when you're there? (In May)

Am now in full on "should have got into this lot years ago so I'd have gone to see them last week mode."

Eventually, he'll get around to Western countries, and we'll all be astonished that it's happening to us.

This all seems bad.

Jack 30, a teacher does not look 30

So I hear you've got a spiderman spinoff reboot series s sctipt for me. Yes sir I do Great, those first few really flopped.

Seems like its about a weekend too late for me to start listening to Stereolab.

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe.

Good morning to everyone, but especially if you're waking up more cheerful today than you did on Friday.

Been a good day for the blockers to Arsenal going REALLY big on a centre forward this summer.

"This does not fucking slip."

It may be Tottenham, but al it takes is a moment of 2026 Arsenal.

I think you'll find it's "North London since 1965"

Good fun, even accounting for one of the organisers deciding the people who were playing were going to do a "Traveling Wilburys*" and perform a song of his choosing at short notice at the end. * I bagsied being Roy.

Have woken up to many anxious and fretting posts. Lads, it's Tottenham.

‘Sources told ESPN’s Bruno Andrade that [Gianluca Prestianni] has given evidence stating he called Vinicius the anti-gay slur "m------" in Spanish… ‘UEFA's disciplinary regulations state that the punishment framework for both racist and anti-gay abuse is the same.’ Via @espn.com #FvH2026

At The Football

You, Johnny? Oh no, my dear friend, I've planned a far greater reward for you.

With stop at America upon Themes?

Obviously there's nothing to stop everyone else from calling him Prince Andrew.

Does 3 months is a row count as a residency? Playing the Lily sessions in Clane again this coming Saturday. Jones Bar, 20:30 Be there or be elsewhere!