Good job it’s not life or death innit.

A bit gutted to have narrowly missed out on the FIFA world peace prize tbh.

“Magassa, Akeela, mama ko mama sa mamagassa” West Ham fans if they had any class

Ben White deserves that, a thoroughly decent human.

Bringer of Joy

I am shitting in my pants.

Calafiori here we come, left back is where he started from youtu.be/HywXBu9URNo?...

Spare for tonight. NB lower block 10. £31.80 FV. Need a membership to transfer to. Please share.

If anyone needs to be called a cunt today please leave your request beneath this post and I’ll deal with it in due course.

I think spurs beat Newcastle tonight.

Weekly Landsman is good reminder.

Not rude things, a thread:

✌🏼

If it isn’t a red we should walk off. Cheating cunts.

That’s a straight red

Chelsea are a bunch of busy cunts but they can’t keep this up, our goal in the next ten minutes will shut them the fuck up.

I am so high I can’t get upset at any of this. Can recommend

Those city players showed a lot of emotion after scoring late dramatically, I await the hit pieces.

“That’s not me and it’s shutdown, ring ring pussy it’s shutdown”

“Phenomenal” long balls to give them their correct and proper title.

“And my dad is bigger than their dads and I have bigger bullies that treat me worse than they can and they’re not even that sexy either, I hate them but I want to be with them intimately” Joshua Kimmich probably.

Demi on the telly taking the piss 😂

Omg

That little moustache on his cunty little face is suspect, that’s all I’m saying.

Madness in Paphos and I’m not talking about my cousin that drinks petrol

New De La Soul is nice. Didn’t expect to hear Bananarama sampled

Little known fact that I just made up, Eric Garcia is the son of Scott Garcia from It’s a London thing fame.

Oh that’s funny.

Evening.

Udogie still sliding his way back home?

Vicario apologising to spurs fans for having to support them 😂

In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, amen.

“Aaaand this is what I said!”

One of the city players looks like fat abz from tik tok, that dude is hilarious.

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Touch Arteta, feel my Beretta.

Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x

Nigel Farage a racist?? He kept that well hidden from no nonsense ordinary hard working indigenous people didn’t he?

Your mum runs on cloudfare

Wonder how @daleyafc.bsky.social’s first day as PR for cloud fare is going?

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Absolutely everything might be going to shit but at least Landman is back.

Got 4 tickets for Soul II Soul at Watford Colosseum tonight but defo can’t make it now 😫 Anyone interested, will do way below FV & happy to sell in pairs.

Wes Streeting had a rib removed so he can duck his own cock.

Cristiano Ronaldo is in the Epstein files.

Ben White appreciation post.

If you ignore Jude Laws accent in Black Rabbit, and his face, and his acting, he’s not actually that bad in it.

Good morning.

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