Oscar winner Wallace

Me looking at Liverpool wondering wtf.

Please let them concede now

Haven’t watched the Dowman goal in at least twenty minutes, jonesing.

Tottenham are too big to go down. JUST LIKE YER MA!

Why is pep in the stand? Someone got a restraint out on him?

It’s Dino!

I’m dead.

Just kill me

Hope there’s another kit launch for tomorrow

Roses are red, Tomorrow's for mum...

“‘Cos I think it’s so easy to smoke lots of drugs, so come give me a call and we’ll smoke lots of drugs, I’m the perfect mix of Saturday night and high as a kite, anyone with some lungs would agree, It's so easy…to smoke some weed with me.” Olivia Dino

I want to play the new five pound note game as well please.

Trans and immigrants aren’t the problem. Cunts are.

mood

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My testicles can carry it in one trip.

I think we should only allow dancehall in our dressing room till the end of the season.

Will there be more sandwich making?

Shut up moron

Think I’m ready to see some violence in the remaining champions league games involving English sides tonight.

Now don’t fuck up this lucky escape.

Shut up moron

That doesn’t get given

Ref on crack?

Has to be carrying an injury which begs the question of why start him?

Genuinely thankful for spurs distracting me from the war and the general state of the world

Llorente will regret that if spurs manage a comeback.

Fuuuuuuuuck

Van Der Ven hates spurs more than us.

Spurs keepers fucking up is one of my main Kinsk

Dear friends and lovers, i am asking once again for your thoughts and prayers. The fucking in-laws have come round. Might declare that we’ve struck oil so America bomb my house.

“The greatest rapper of all time died March 9th”

Spent the morning applying gold leaf to my emotional support MF DOOM mask.

Brennan Johnson is going to celebrate harder than Adebayor did against us.

Just thinking of my Uncle Nick in Paralimni, unhinged spurs fan watching the sky hoping for a bomb to drop.

Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."

Oh god I might combust

Oh no that guy in the awful baseball cap

Hahahahahaha

Practically a palace fan this week, wanting a win tonight and hating on Brighton.

That’ll do gromit.

An early Nick Hornby draft for Fever Pitch.

Wasn’t sure who fouled Eze there, then I saw his face.

FUCK HIM UP MIKEL

Just had to turn the sound off the game, can’t listen to these cunts talk about how long after a goal kick restart free kick the longest oh it’s only thirty seconds well it’s the same thing isn’t it cunts fucking chat shit fuck me you boring cunts.