Oh my GOD the new Messi statue 💀

Had no idea the prince from tangled managed Ecuador.

Ratio.

Gooooooooooooooool

Happy Birthday George Michael, patron saint of North London.

An early Diplo draft.

Major flag clash

Michael Barrymore's "My Kind Of Peephole"

Why is there no fucking football on? Fuck you infantino!

Hydration break

I’m ok with it not being faked.

Partey is going to fake his death in America and disappear.

Have now got easy lover stuck in my head.

UUUUUUUUUUZZZZZ

lol at him taking credit for that the self obsessed rapist

I’m an Uzbek lover! They’ll get a goal on you believe it!

UZI BEKISTAN LETS GOOOOO!

Castrate him

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Keep an eye out for young Lionel Messi, a skilful technician that can hopefully one day make a move to a big team, currently playing in the Master League of America.

Reckon Burnham mentions Israel working the first two minutes of his speech.

PM Dawn is the only PM I recognise.

"Right. Deep breath. First of all, are you ok?"

Ex cunt to next cunt.

This is the best game so far

Hydration Break

Go on N’goy, walk out the door..

MASHALLAH

Kevin De Bruyne looks like he collect Nazi memorabilia

Booing Iran? You fucking losers.

The Belgian national anthem sounds like it comes from Blazing Saddles. Harumph!!

MIchaels first draft of Beat It

Was that shearer laughing or jab a the hut?

Hydration break

Hydration break

Och no!

Hi de hi campers looking motherfucker

This Bih kit looks a bit spursy.

This is that good shit, top shelf ooof.

Ghana v Panama?

We are unbearable 😂

The English football media: “can we just shock you? We really like set pieces again”

That’s what you get for not starting David Raya imho.

I fully endorse these Hydroponic breaks

Genuinely thought Gvardiol was Portuguese based on him being a cunt.

Portugals best chance of winning is a Cristiano red card.

Gael Clichy in the studio, Armand Traore in the stands with a knuckle duster. Football heritage.

DR Congo > Dr Zhivago, Dr Jones, Dr Hillary from the telly.

Yesssssss

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