It’s boy versus girl in the World Series of Love.

Off off off

Khsatskelio did well there

Don’t care who wins as there’s a royal rumble vibe with some ultra violence thrown in.

It is not.

Is sleep possible?

Llorente got it second half. Fully briefed him on how shit his hair is and how much of a cunt he is. #Missionaccomplished #WeGotHim

Well

If the score line matches my hair line we’re in for a treat up front. Big

Heard your mum went to the Sket gala instead.

I said maybe…

I’d have snatched your motherfucking face off for that before kick off.

Fuck Chelsea

I never liked that man.

Think I’ve contracted aids, cheers ref cam.

Ref cam can spread aids.

Am I advocating us buying Lacroix from palace despite never having heard of him so I can make Rice & Lacroix rolling papers pun? Yes I am.

Weird boner just now, is this football?

Have they taken how handsome he is in to account for this offside?

MY ACTUAL SON

Akala and Thierry??

Analysis

Want to feel old? This is what Dusty Bin looks like now.

Black Rob prolonged parliament? Whoa.

Ah the top 1% of vaginas. The quim de la quim.

simeone will be able to hear me calling him a cunt from block 2 next week.

Doesn’t get overturned if it happened at the other end. Nevermind

Llorente will not survive next week if he’s right back.

Got the Aris/Giannis chant as my new earworm. Don’t even like basketball.

Maybe John Terry wasn’t simply pointing for his teammates to move further up the pitch.

There’s still twenty minutes 😂

Kishspeliiar lethal again

Considering that mine has twelve syllables itself, I’m ashamed that I can’t pronounce khvicha kharatskhelia’s name.

Pure Gazprom

Decent effort from Doue but Desire mate, you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger. You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together!

Ahlalela ahlela, Yallah Habib Beye, yallah habib beye

Just finished the London Marathon in an hour cos I’ve got shit to do.

All those guns and they still can’t hit him.

Going going, back back to Cali Cali

An entire years supply of vitamin d today.

Weekend plans?

Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️

Saw all these guys in Hackney Wick last night.

Me when the opposition start singing second again ole ole.

The high of seeing rosenior get sacked has been replaced by the low of imagining Cesc there as manager.

Seriously considering sending Chelsea an email saying I’m available having just left my position at Pafos fc. They met me when the two teams played. They’ll never check

Potential banana skin

Anyone want to write my work targets and objectives for the next year because I don’t give a fucking shit tbqhwy.

Malo Gusto with your name like a rich & nutty lungo (110ml) Nespresso pod.