West London Beaver was the working title of Lily Allen’s album.

Lee Dixons wife as he insists on being in the cuck chair when she’s with her lover.

lol at those Belgian fans

Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories

The 5live post match commentary on how Rice reacted to the weather and being red faced was so poor, patting themselves on the back for mish asking good questions such as “why is he looking flustered?” And then asking Anderson when he’s off to city. Morons

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Either the Goodyear blimp is flying over London or I took the wrong tablets this morning

Piero is too busy covering everything else, no time to cover his mouth or arse.

Hydration break

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Germany being shit at penalties? Political correctness gone mad.

What did I say??

Enciso, shit hair, send him off.

And I’m convinced that for the first 24hrs after a haircut I’m actually the world’s most handsome man.

THATS WHAT CHAMPIONS DO

Lovely stuff

Holy fucking shit

I am enjoying this game of World Cup football™️

Odds on Paqueta stepping on a rake next?

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

Black Coffee, Biltong, Table Mountain, your boys took one hell of a beating.

Thank fuck for that.

Wouldn’t be against my heart stopping if it meant I didn’t have to watch this shit.

Hydration break

Lee Dixon is so fucking miserable

US audiences are watching adverts during the minute’s silence.

Oh my GOD the new Messi statue 💀

Had no idea the prince from tangled managed Ecuador.

Ratio.

Gooooooooooooooool

Happy Birthday George Michael, patron saint of North London.

An early Diplo draft.

Major flag clash

Michael Barrymore's "My Kind Of Peephole"

Why is there no fucking football on? Fuck you infantino!

Hydration break

I’m ok with it not being faked.

Partey is going to fake his death in America and disappear.

Have now got easy lover stuck in my head.

UUUUUUUUUUZZZZZ

lol at him taking credit for that the self obsessed rapist

I’m an Uzbek lover! They’ll get a goal on you believe it!

UZI BEKISTAN LETS GOOOOO!

Castrate him

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Keep an eye out for young Lionel Messi, a skilful technician that can hopefully one day make a move to a big team, currently playing in the Master League of America.

Reckon Burnham mentions Israel working the first two minutes of his speech.

PM Dawn is the only PM I recognise.

"Right. Deep breath. First of all, are you ok?"

Ex cunt to next cunt.