Nigel Farage is a racist cunt Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Arsenal and Oklahoma both lose. The universe has intervened to provide sporting justice.

Fuck you Arsenal with your shit joyless football. Thank you universe for not rewarding that horror.

Arsenal asking if they can have corners not penalties

To be fair the new Ferrari looks pretty good from a front on view

What will Arteta do now? Set the block even lower? Bring on 2 more centre backs. Play for the long throw?

Arsenal are a joyless watch aren’t they

If the owners of Southampton make a statement condemning equal rights and saying they want to execute gay people perhaps they can have the punishment delayed for a couple of years like Man City.

Did Arsenal score from another corner? #thebeautifulgame

Bryson DeChambeau has clearly been a MAGA cunt for a while now. Now it would seem the universe has stepped in and made him shit at golf as well! Karma!

Awaiting the outcome of the hastily convened COBRA meeting to condemn such openly racist, violent and divisive rhetoric. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

news.sky.com/story/green-... No taxation without representation may be his argument for avoiding his council tax

Wes is choking isn’t he

Woke means awake, if you are anti-woke then you are asleep.

In a late twist Jose Mourinho is understood to have been contacted about replacing Starmer as Prime Minister. Conversations are happening and Benfica have agreed to let him go if he decides to take the role. Real Madrid may have to restart their search for a new manager.

Arsenal have ruined football by building a season on wrestling in the box on corners. For that goal to be disallowed is an absolute travesty. The game in England is a sack of shit. #thefootball

Breaking News: Keir is to announce a new policy that all Labour MPs to be dressed in smart Hugo Boss designed black suits with silver piping. He has listened to what the voters are telling him and will now become openly fascist.

Kier Starmer will reflect on these election results and take the course of action most obvious to him. Peter Mandelson will be announced as Home Secretary to deliver the new concentration camps for brown skinned people on every university campus where woke is allowed.

The most anti-Semitic thing you can do is claim criticising Israel is anti-Semitic! It implies you believe genocide is a protected Jewish value. It isn’t. Being Jewish is entirely separate from wanting to kill children.

LIV golfers must be made to have gay caddies and be driven everywhere by women if they are to be allowed back.

This game is so dull Ally McCoist has gone quiet because there isn’t anything at all for him to comment on. What a crime against football Arsenal are.

What Arsenal are doing to football is inexcusable in comparison to this.

If the Ayotollah had just had a ballroom to protect him then Iran wouldn’t have lost this war as bigly as they have.

As we hear more about the complete lack of any security at the White House event last night it is surely now impossible for the King to travel next week, just on basic security grounds.

Any large trades made on Polymarket last night about a possible assassination attempt by any chance…..?

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Dog Bluesky is just so much better than cat Bluesky……

The Pope kicks ass

The US is faced with a choice, does it prevent the crashing of the global economy or does it allow Israel to continue to murder civilians.

Trump is a cuck

TACO

It is pretty obvious who the bad guys are

We have yet to hear from FIFA whether they are in favour of genocide or not.

Kanye banned from the UK because of hate speech. Trump announces genocide and we are still planning on sending the King to go and party with him.

Imagine if Arsenal hadn’t pretended all their players were injured, they could have actually played a proper side tonight. Cheats never prosper!

A lot of people post pictures of their delicious dinners. I just had the most delicious dinner but I ate it! Yum!

Are US airports now allowing masked men with guns?

Spurs are so shite it is genuinely hilarious

Arguing that Arsenal who are owned by a major Trump donor should be a rallying point for Englands socialists seems a bit of a stretch. And Arsenal play the worst, joyless brand of football.

America is a democracy In a democracy the leaders represent the people. Donald Trump is a cunt All Americans must be cunts

Incredible that Trump is already distracting us with the Supreme Court judgement on the tariffs from the news hidden in the UFO files

I asked Chat GBT to show me a picture of two cunts - this is much more upsetting than what I was hoping for.

“Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them”

Jim Ratcliffe is a proper cunt

Any major sport event that relies on the half time show for entertainment is a sack of shit sport event.

Downhill ski racers are the most balls out sports people of them all. Incredible spectacle.

I am not a ski jumper I am just pleased to see you.

Phew - Roy may be part of the global elite but as expected he is one of the good guys!

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f... Only fair given all the WW2 dead were buried in Hamas tunnels