Just fried two (2) eggs

We're ecstatic to anounce that our debut album is now available to pre-order: abrasivetrees.bandcamp.com/album/light-...

Ooh - a quarter of the "earlybird" tickets have gone for this already. There are also full price ones if you're feeling flush, and some low income/unwaged ones for those who might need them.

Ooh - a quarter of the "earlybird" tickets have gone for this already. There are also full price ones if you're feeling flush, and some low income/unwaged ones for those who might need them.

News! I’m putting on an all dayer at The Croft, Bristol to celebrate 20 years of Oxygen Thief. We’ll be playing with our new full band lineup, with bands and solo acts I’ve met over the years. Early bird 🎟️ hdfst.uk/e152763 Loads of great stuff still to announce, here’s the first batch:

News! I’m putting on an all dayer at The Croft, Bristol to celebrate 20 years of Oxygen Thief. We’ll be playing with our new full band lineup, with bands and solo acts I’ve met over the years. Early bird 🎟️ hdfst.uk/e152763 Loads of great stuff still to announce, here’s the first batch:

Episode 12 of The Inadvisable Trapdoor is up NOW on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/new-in...

So @cheekface.bsky.social sang “A giant pretzel could make you feel better” but I bit my lip while eating one earlier and some salt immediately went into the wound and it hurt like shit.

On this week's podcast, @dolanthology.bsky.social serves up a sonic charcuterie board of the loudest, metaliest, and proud-of-it-est tracks for your highly recommended weekly intake of brand new music. #NewMusic #MusicSky

Ringmaster: You write that slogan for our Vegas-themed circus? Marketing guy: Sure did boss, real fuckin confusing just like you asked. Ringmaster: what

Going to announce something pretty fun on Thursday morning. XX

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Currently sitting in this same chair, reading and drinking in the sun, and missing this little guy a lot.

38? He looks like zombie Bruce Forsyth

Six sleeps till this comes out calacas.bandcamp.com

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I’ve been casually slipping in fake British sayings and words into conversation with my American partner - here’s the ones she believes:

Oof that Invincible finale.

I thought about it earlier in the episode, forgot about it, then it happened and I was delighted. Bravo #taskmaster

My brain is ruined - as soon as I saw what Amy Gledhill was wearing in the studio, my brain started humming Angine de Poitrine #taskmaster

21 months of the little guy. Whisky o’clock!

Oh snap, there’s 25% off classic tees in my Redbubble shop but it’s TODAY ONLY! The perfect opportunity to load up on these new designs! (Did I mention it’s today only?) www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

These are chewier than they used to be and taste disgusting. I blame Brexit.

Hi! Last year was very busy for us and this year has looked quiet so far, but it's a hive of activity behind the scenes. We're looking for recommendations for press/radio people, UK and beyond, for a bunch of different releases, who do you love? Reply or DM or email us [email protected].

When the edibles hit

Lol, I’m on the AI Haters blocklist. Good: AI is shit*

Dust my wets has gone too far

My brain is broken - I saw the contrasting images and spots before reading the text and assumed it was an Angine de Poitrine post.

Took the little guy to the park this afternoon and there was a full on electric jazz session happening. No idea if it was a 4/20 thing, hoping it’s a regular fixture though as it was really *looks to camera* nice:

You know him, he’s a bit of a

Do you live in the UK? Are you registered to vote in next month's elections? If not, you'd better get a move on, as tomorrow is the last day you can register. Fortunately, it's easy to do online. www.gov.uk/register-to-... 🗳️

oh yeah, and tickets can be found here! linktr.ee/junkwhale buying in advance truly does help shows like this happen. seeing so many DIY shows cancelled lately due to low ticket sales because venues, promoters, bands cannot afford to do them at a loss 💔

We're playing a weekender NEXT WEEK + wanted you to know. Fri 24th April at @lepub.bsky.social with Twat Union + Moxie Dolls Sat 25th April at JT Soar, Nottingham with Cranc., Sinews + Pretty Windows Sun 26th April at The Library, Oxford with Cranc. + Hot Wife Would love to see you there! 🐳💜

Your man from Sepultura made A Performance Choice with his opening vocal on this: youtu.be/QP5dSeCeQkg?...

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Hannibal 1:1

For a second there I didn’t get that this was audiobook news. Thought Steve was just hyped that Patton was going to check out his work.

I keep forgetting about, and then being delighted by, Joel’s egg #taskmaster

NOW SHH IT'S TASKS #taskmaster

Catching up on Taskmaster - is it me, or does Armando clap really weirdly?

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

BBC IPlayer showing me a trailer for the Snooker World Championship, like it’s not already in our diaries. Tsk tsk.

Another gig! I'm heading down the (old) road to Chippenham to play a double header of acoustic sets during their folk festival. I haven't done many both-projects-at-one-show outings, but have really enjoyed it when I get the chance. Pay-what-you-want on the night.

Shooting a music video tomorrow for the 1st song to be released from my 3rd album… If anyone is around during the day on Monday in Swindon, we might even need some extras! Drop me a message if you’re about B x

Erm, what?

Put alt text on your images please because then I won’t see posts including images of things I’ve muted because it mutes the words you use to describe the image. It’s not fucking hard.

Sure, “search engine Evi” - a thing that exists and is used by people.

What if the new Boards of Canada album is ska punk rap rock

Gigs! Gigs as far as the eye can see (if you can see as far as these three places and the Bristol one I’m doing the Sunday of that week). Come hang out: