🌳 SURPRISE!! We found some space on the lineup + are psyched to add two of our fave up-and-coming southwest bands to 2000trees 2026..... Night Swimming and Mould. 🌳 Join us in one month's time for this summer's BEST rock party: https://2000trees.co.uk/tickets

🌳 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 🌳 The #2000trees 2026 merch drop is finally here and what an absolute treasure trove of threads it is!! Pre-order now for delivery or collection at the festival to avoid disappointment 💚 2000trees.allotment.pro/collections/...

🌳 We’re super stoked to announce that Leeds alt. rockers Static Dress and TREES veterans Tigercub are joining our seriously stacked lineup featuring Funeral For A Friend, Neck Deep, Alkaline Trio, Marmozets, The Bronx, Sunny Day Real Estate, and loads more!!

HECK YEAH!! New Marmozets on a sunny bank holiday weekend. Don’t mind if we do 😎 Who’s spinning CO.WAR.DICE this weekend?? We simply CANNOT wait to see these songs live in July.

🌳 Less than 𝟱𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼 until 2000trees 2026 begins!! Things are ramping up at TREES HQ and we'll soon be back at Upcote getting things ready for this monster lineup. See you down the front, yeah? 🌳 Final tickets available now: https://2000trees.co.uk/tickets

🌳 We proudly serve up some of the finest festival food going thanks to the amazing traders who swing by each July.... but what's the absolute BEST thing you've ever eaten at 2000trees?? 📸 @snaprockandpop

🌳 If you've never been to a festival with a stage in a literal FOREST then you're missing out. But how the bleedin' heck do you prep for that kinda magic/nonsense? 🌳 Here's how:

🌳 MARSHALL x 2000TREES 🌳 Back together, bigger and better than ever!! We are beyond stoked to welcome our pals at Marshall back to the Cotswolds countryside for an award-winning mega weekend of music, mates, and mayhem - and this year they're bringing even more to site...

🤫 The silent disco in The Forest at 2000trees is a party like no other.... late nights under the stars with full-throttle pit carnage while the sickest bands blast through your headphones LIVE. 🤫 Pre-book your headphones now from https://linktr.ee/2000trees to save £££! 📸 Soph Ditchfield

😼 Wall of death in the woods, powerslides in the pit, stools in the sky.... it can only be those reckless/beautiful heathens HAGGARD CAT. Let's do more mayhem like this in July, yeah? They're only going and doing the bleeding live silent disco as well!! 📸 Jez Pennington

You and whooo?? Tag your TREES ride or die 💚 Tix sorted yet? If not… what're you playing at?! Get your paws on 'em while you can 🐾

🌳 ATTENTION PARTY PEOPLE - our infamous silent discos will be back this year courtesy of Silent Disco King!! 🌳 Headphones are available to pre-book, and by doing so you’ll save yourself a few quid. Book now via Silent Disco King: https://linktr.ee/2000trees

🌳 Your 2026 comedy lineup is here and it’s STACKED. We’re soooo stoked to have the hilarious Jamali Maddix, Rachel Fairburn, The Dark Room (a Live Action Video Game), and loads more to keep you entertained all weekend!! 🌳 Head to The Word stage Thursday - Saturday nights. Full details in the app.

🌳 It's not just music at TREES!! There are loads of other things to get stuck into across the weekend…

The fancy dress theme for TREES ‘26 is… 2000memes 📲 You’ve spent years doing the research (scrolling counts). Now it’s time to bring it IRL. No algorithm. No buffering. Just you, your mates, and meme chaos in a field 👀

🌳 The moment you’ve all been waiting for… you can now start meticulously planning your weekend!! The clashfinder is LIVE on the 2000trees Festival app.

🌳 On this fine Thursday morning, we are SO excited to announce that the legendary Thursday are finally coming to 2000trees this summer!! They're one of the most requested bands of recent years and we're buzzing to finally bring 'em to Upcote... and yes, they’re playing on Thursday.
Obviously.

"If you're going to perform 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡, you need imagination. You need the simplest version of the idea - the one that will grow naturally in the subject's mind. Subtle art." All will be revealed tomorrow (Thursday, 10am). We know you've been dreaming about this one for a while!! 👀

Fridge in a pit?? It can only be Saturday at TREES!!! We’ve had some superbly silly themes over the years for you to get stuck into: 2000bees, 2000freeze, 2000believes, 2000screams…. what do you wanna see this July?? 👇

Barrier mems on a Monday 💚 Who are you charging to the front for this year?? 📷 Gareth Bull

THE FOREST 🌳🌳 Would give anything to be back amongst the trees right now with a crisp pint in hand, evening sun flickering through the leaves, watching a secret set or dancing at the silent disco. Not long now!! 📷 Sophie Ditchfield 📷 Joe Singh

The #2000trees 2026 lineup playlist is complete!! Ram packed with bangin' tunes from all your old faves and new discoveries. DIVE IN 🤘😎🤘 📷 Jez Pennington

🌳 Neck Deep are headlining the Saturday of 2000trees 2026!! They join already announced headliners Funeral For A Friend and Alkaline Trio, alongside a whole bunch of new names...

The 2000trees 2026 lineup playlist is absolutely rammed with bangers to make you move 'n' groove - get it in your lugholes and get prepped for this summer’s BEST rock party: https://linktr.ee/2000trees 🤘🤠🤘 📸 Sophie Ditchfield

💚 SOOOOO STOKED to have @marmozets back at Upcote this year!!! There's a new single called Running With The Sun In Your Eyes coming v. soon (which you can pre-save at https://marmozets.ffm.to/rwtsiye) but we're still not over the slab of noise that is New York!! 📸 Richard Mukuze

High Vis absolutely ripped it back in 2023!! They’re back at TREES this July and we CANNOT WAIT for them to bring the mayhem. See you down the front, right? 😎 📷 Gareth Bull

Only 138 days to go until TREES 26!! To put that in terms we understand a lil easier: just 54,945~ plays* of Streetcar by Funeral For A Friend, soooooo basically… not long at all 🌳🌳 📸 Gareth Bull (give or take, we do festivals not mathtivals)

🌳 We updated the 2000trees 2026 lineup playlist a couple of weeks ago with all the latest additions to this year's fest… who’s been your best discovery so far?? 📹 C Wilkinson

Happy Valentine's Day 💚 TREES is for the lovers!! From proposals in the pit to first meetings in The Forest, we’ve seen a lot of love stories begin over the years. Did you meet your future partner at Upcote? We'd love to hear about it!! 📸 Gareth Bull + Carla Mundy

🌳 FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND are headlining Friday at 2000trees 2026 for their only show of the year!! We are SO psyched to reveal this latest bunch of names - as well as FFAF and the recently unveiled Arcane Roots, we have The Bronx + Mariachi El Bronx, Marmozets, Militarie Gun, The Scratch, and mooore.

🌳 All of our leftover 4-DAY and VIP tickets go back on sale tomorrow, 1 Feb. They're aren't gonna be many available, so your best chance of picking one up is by signing up to the waitlist and waiting for the bat signal: http://bit.ly/TREES26 📸 Joe Singh

🌳 Arcane Roots will EXCLUSIVELY play 2000trees and ArcTanGent this summer as they make their long-awaited return!! As well as headlining The Axiom on the Friday, they’re gonna be performing a second, stripped-back set packed with classic tunes and rarities galore in The Forest.

🌳 Ready for the resale?? Don't forget to join the waitlist if you wanna get your paws on a 4-Day or VIP ticket. 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 Join the waitlist for 4-Day and VIP tickets so that you don't miss out on the final batch, which'll be back on sale SOON. There's a limited number, and already 2k eager beavers queueing. Join the waitlist, set reminders for 1 February, and make sure you're well-oiled for the scrum. 📸 Joe Singh

Brighton's dreamy scuzz-pop fivesome @x_slag_x have a new single out via @bsmrocks 🤘 It's called 'Face Off' and comes with news that they'll be releasing their FIRST EVER EP in March!! Catch 'em at TREES this summer and listen to the tune at https://orcd.co/slagfaceoff 🌳🌳

Some shots of Superbloom in action during the 🔥𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧🔥 at 2000trees 2025.... which bands are you psyched for at this year's fest?? 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 2000trees is officially back THIS YEAR!! 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 Christmas is in the rearview mirror and we're looking straight ahead to 2000trees 2026... are you gonna be there with us??

🌳 We have a delightful array of bits and/or bobs for you to look over while you demolish the rest of this year's tub of Quality Street* - check out our store: https://stores.allotment.pro/2000trees (*not the toffee ones though, obvs) 📸 C Wilkinson

🌳 Merry Christmas ya bunch of heroes x 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 It's that time o' year again - time where you can shooout about the things you've loved most!! BEST SONG: FAVE ALBUM: BAND OF THE YEAR: TOP GIG: HERO OF 2025: 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 C'mon then... 'tis the season to get silly. Give us your best festive 2000trees band puns!! Some of ours to start you off: 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 What a MONSTER of a weekend we all had in July. Let's do it again next year, yeah??

The 2P1P tour is in full swing this week, bringing the podcast to cities across the UK just in time for Christmas - and the boys are back in Brighton town tonight!! Here's some snaps of James and Gav from TREES 25 by Joe Singh 💚

🌳 Two weeks until Christmas, and still time to lock in something your loved ones will REALLY get hyped about...... tickets to next year's best rock party: https://bit.ly/TREES26 📸 Joe Singh

🌳 C'mon then gang, let's have it: what are your FAVOURITE songs of 2025?? 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 No peace, another pilgrimage to TREES 🌳

Cor... what we'd give to be back in a field watching our fave bands, surrounded by mates, between two and eight~ cans deep, with the siren scent of Piggie Smalls washing over us 🌭 📸 Carla Mundy

🎄 Ho ho ho, Merry 2000trees 2025 Aftermoviemas!! 🎄 The film evidence of what went down back in July is out now: https://youtu.be/ZqYhdJNCMAI 🎄 Getting all teary-eyed like us? 3-Day tix are still available...

🌳 BAG A BARG!! 🌳 We're banishing this bleak midwinter with a mega merch sale on our store right blimmin' now. Pick up some toasty new threads: https://stores.allotment.pro/2000trees/ P.S. final UK delivery dates at 16 Dec for standard, and 19 Dec for special.