Fridge in a pit?? It can only be Saturday at TREES!!! We’ve had some superbly silly themes over the years for you to get stuck into: 2000bees, 2000freeze, 2000believes, 2000screams…. what do you wanna see this July?? 👇

Barrier mems on a Monday 💚 Who are you charging to the front for this year?? 📷 Gareth Bull

THE FOREST 🌳🌳 Would give anything to be back amongst the trees right now with a crisp pint in hand, evening sun flickering through the leaves, watching a secret set or dancing at the silent disco. Not long now!! 📷 Sophie Ditchfield 📷 Joe Singh

The #2000trees 2026 lineup playlist is complete!! Ram packed with bangin' tunes from all your old faves and new discoveries. DIVE IN 🤘😎🤘 📷 Jez Pennington

🌳 Neck Deep are headlining the Saturday of 2000trees 2026!! They join already announced headliners Funeral For A Friend and Alkaline Trio, alongside a whole bunch of new names...

The 2000trees 2026 lineup playlist is absolutely rammed with bangers to make you move 'n' groove - get it in your lugholes and get prepped for this summer’s BEST rock party: https://linktr.ee/2000trees 🤘🤠🤘 📸 Sophie Ditchfield

💚 SOOOOO STOKED to have @marmozets back at Upcote this year!!! There's a new single called Running With The Sun In Your Eyes coming v. soon (which you can pre-save at https://marmozets.ffm.to/rwtsiye) but we're still not over the slab of noise that is New York!! 📸 Richard Mukuze

High Vis absolutely ripped it back in 2023!! They’re back at TREES this July and we CANNOT WAIT for them to bring the mayhem. See you down the front, right? 😎 📷 Gareth Bull

Only 138 days to go until TREES 26!! To put that in terms we understand a lil easier: just 54,945~ plays* of Streetcar by Funeral For A Friend, soooooo basically… not long at all 🌳🌳 📸 Gareth Bull (give or take, we do festivals not mathtivals)

🌳 We updated the 2000trees 2026 lineup playlist a couple of weeks ago with all the latest additions to this year's fest… who’s been your best discovery so far?? 📹 C Wilkinson

Happy Valentine's Day 💚 TREES is for the lovers!! From proposals in the pit to first meetings in The Forest, we’ve seen a lot of love stories begin over the years. Did you meet your future partner at Upcote? We'd love to hear about it!! 📸 Gareth Bull + Carla Mundy

🌳 FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND are headlining Friday at 2000trees 2026 for their only show of the year!! We are SO psyched to reveal this latest bunch of names - as well as FFAF and the recently unveiled Arcane Roots, we have The Bronx + Mariachi El Bronx, Marmozets, Militarie Gun, The Scratch, and mooore.

🌳 All of our leftover 4-DAY and VIP tickets go back on sale tomorrow, 1 Feb. They're aren't gonna be many available, so your best chance of picking one up is by signing up to the waitlist and waiting for the bat signal: http://bit.ly/TREES26 📸 Joe Singh

🌳 Arcane Roots will EXCLUSIVELY play 2000trees and ArcTanGent this summer as they make their long-awaited return!! As well as headlining The Axiom on the Friday, they’re gonna be performing a second, stripped-back set packed with classic tunes and rarities galore in The Forest.

🌳 Ready for the resale?? Don't forget to join the waitlist if you wanna get your paws on a 4-Day or VIP ticket. 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 Join the waitlist for 4-Day and VIP tickets so that you don't miss out on the final batch, which'll be back on sale SOON. There's a limited number, and already 2k eager beavers queueing. Join the waitlist, set reminders for 1 February, and make sure you're well-oiled for the scrum. 📸 Joe Singh

Brighton's dreamy scuzz-pop fivesome @x_slag_x have a new single out via @bsmrocks 🤘 It's called 'Face Off' and comes with news that they'll be releasing their FIRST EVER EP in March!! Catch 'em at TREES this summer and listen to the tune at https://orcd.co/slagfaceoff 🌳🌳

Some shots of Superbloom in action during the 🔥𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧🔥 at 2000trees 2025.... which bands are you psyched for at this year's fest?? 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 2000trees is officially back THIS YEAR!! 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 Christmas is in the rearview mirror and we're looking straight ahead to 2000trees 2026... are you gonna be there with us??

🌳 We have a delightful array of bits and/or bobs for you to look over while you demolish the rest of this year's tub of Quality Street* - check out our store: https://stores.allotment.pro/2000trees (*not the toffee ones though, obvs) 📸 C Wilkinson

🌳 Merry Christmas ya bunch of heroes x 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 It's that time o' year again - time where you can shooout about the things you've loved most!! BEST SONG: FAVE ALBUM: BAND OF THE YEAR: TOP GIG: HERO OF 2025: 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 C'mon then... 'tis the season to get silly. Give us your best festive 2000trees band puns!! Some of ours to start you off: 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 What a MONSTER of a weekend we all had in July. Let's do it again next year, yeah??

The 2P1P tour is in full swing this week, bringing the podcast to cities across the UK just in time for Christmas - and the boys are back in Brighton town tonight!! Here's some snaps of James and Gav from TREES 25 by Joe Singh 💚

🌳 Two weeks until Christmas, and still time to lock in something your loved ones will REALLY get hyped about...... tickets to next year's best rock party: https://bit.ly/TREES26 📸 Joe Singh

🌳 C'mon then gang, let's have it: what are your FAVOURITE songs of 2025?? 📸 Jez Pennington

🌳 No peace, another pilgrimage to TREES 🌳

Cor... what we'd give to be back in a field watching our fave bands, surrounded by mates, between two and eight~ cans deep, with the siren scent of Piggie Smalls washing over us 🌭 📸 Carla Mundy

🎄 Ho ho ho, Merry 2000trees 2025 Aftermoviemas!! 🎄 The film evidence of what went down back in July is out now: https://youtu.be/ZqYhdJNCMAI 🎄 Getting all teary-eyed like us? 3-Day tix are still available...

🌳 BAG A BARG!! 🌳 We're banishing this bleak midwinter with a mega merch sale on our store right blimmin' now. Pick up some toasty new threads: https://stores.allotment.pro/2000trees/ P.S. final UK delivery dates at 16 Dec for standard, and 19 Dec for special.

🌳 at least someone has noticed how few people are actually keeping this guy airborne. if you were there, did this have a happy ending?? 📸 Joe Singh

can we just take a moment to appreciate the unbridled CHAOS that letlive. brought to 2000trees in some of the hottest sun that Upcote Farm has ever seen?? Marshall's mascot Ampy was a real trooper 🫡 📸 Jez Pennington

The AWESOME crew at Arbor Ales have given us a snazzy lil Black Friday code for you guys to rinse until the end of the month on their store. Simply scoot yourself to arborales.co.uk and stock up for the festive period using TREES10 for 10% off all purchases. Get in!! 🍻

🌳 Lake Malice blew the ROOF off Upcote back in July and we've asked them to come back and do it again next summer..... who's coming?!! 🌳 4-Day tickets have 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 already, and VIP aren't far behind, so don't hang about.

🌳 Time for a midweek pick-me-up?? Get our official 2026 lineup playlist into your gullet: https://bit.ly/TREES26LISTEN 🌳 This bad boy is CRAMMED with beautiful noises from the bands playing next summer's fest, so if you gotta discover any of the names still - this is your chance. 📸 Soph Ditchfield

🌳 Next summer's BEST rock party got 85 bands bigger last week, with Alkaline Trio leading the charge. 🌳 Certain ticket types are sprinting out the door at approx. 120mph. If you want the VIP treatment, don't hang about. 📸 C Wilkinson

⌛ 4-Days are all GONE. VIP are almost there. 3-Days are sprinting out faster than your very serious goth mate hearing Evanescence come on the silent disco headphones while they're in a portaloo. WAKE ME UP INSIDE: https://bit.ly/TREES26

We back! 🌲🌳

Roll on summer 2026, @2000trees.bsky.social is gonna be absolutely stacked!! See you in the field 🤘

🌳 Alkaline Trio, PUP, Glassjaw, Scowl, The Dirty Nil, Cancer Bats and Lambrini Girls are among the first names announced for next summer's @2000trees.bsky.social festival! Early bird tickets are on sale now 🎟️ tinyurl.com/bdeewf6s

🌳 Alkaline Trio are headlining 2000trees 2026!!! We're psyched to welcome the pop-punk legends back to Upcote Farm for the first time since 2015.

Sign up for the waitlist at https://bit.ly/TREES26 to get FIRST DIBS on tix when we announce a buncha names for 2000trees 2026 in a few days... 📸 Joe Singh

If you wanna be in with a shot of joining our Wednesday early entry pre-party, which is gonna feature one of the BIGGEST Wednesday headliners we've ever booked, you need to get your name down on the waitlist: https://bit.ly/TREES26 📸 Joe Singh

It's the question on everyone's lips... so who are you hoping to see on the list in our lineup announcement next week?? 📸 Gareth Bull

🌳 Next week we're dropping our first names for 2026. It's gonna be big, and we're stoked to share the first headliner as part of it!! Sign up at https://bit.ly/TREES26 to get priority access to tickets when they're released. 📸 Jez Pennington

👻 Back in 2024 our fancy dress theme was 2000 SCREAMS, and you guys went all out to make it proper spooky. Do any of you guys even go this hard on Halloween proper?!? 📸 Jez Pennington

🐍 Killer energy in the SNAYX PIT on the Main Stage back in July.... it was flippin' hot but that didn't stop y'all all!! 📸 C Wilkinson

The latest 2 Promoters 1 Pod episode celebrates one of the behind-the-scenes heroes of 2000trees and ArcTanGent... the legend SARAH GILBERT 💚 Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/QJp0iP_WuAE