I'm currently @comedystoreuk.bsky.social for Paul and Suki's Improv Night, with @stephenmangan.bsky.social, @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social, and Ed Zander. Sally was lovely in the bar afterwards. This was most appreciated. All of tonight's comedians were top notch. 😙👌

3 seconds after this was taken the dog in the foreground sneezed directly into my mouth. It was a ‘confident’ sneeze. Meanwhile, as ever, the dog in the background served as a warning of something ominous to come. At least they’re consistent.

Happy birthday to the bestest boy @rufushound.wtf I don’t half love you, you mad wizard xxx

Sunshine and snogging

A stage full of stars! Limited run & unlimited fun! Paul & Suki are back with some fabulously funny and famous friends! Tickets - think hot cakes - chop chop!

Just me, Igniting Online Speculation Over the Meaning of a Hand Gesture.

GTI had a great time at Hoopla at The Miller last night. We were: Darren Jordan (lights,) @dylanemery.bsky.social, @PhilWhelans, Katie Campell & @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social Great to share the night with Michelle impro and My Sons. See you Feb 8.

Improvisation + Inauguration = IMPRAUGURATION. Grand Theft Impro Friday Jan 17 8.00pm hooplaimpro.com, The Miller, London SE1 3SS. Come and watch some impro before the batshit craziness begins. @dylanemery.bsky.social, @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social, Katie Campbell and me with Michelle Improv & My Sons

“I couldn’t imagine people at school knowing she was autistic. She might have been bullied,” Mary Shinter continued. “I mean, yes, she was bullied anyway. Repeatedly. But that isn’t the point.” thedailytism.com/we-didnt-wan...

Three more days to get your Christmas stuff BEFORE Christmas from the wonderful Captain Fawcett Away you go! www.captainfawcett.com/collections/...

When people trip and go to grab the nearest thing and that thing happens to be a stranger’s penis and you think nah that just happens in films I’m here to tell that unfortunately nah it doesn’t just happen in films

After the initial sensory overwhelm at the volume (and VOLUME!) of writers in one space, the Playwrights’ Christmas Party was an absolute banger. Lovely to reconnect with some fantastic folk. Thanks @annaruthjordan.bsky.social et al for organising (and for walking me down the stairs! ❤️)

London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated

I wrote this a few months before I wrote my next book - it talks a little of RSD. (And I had the official diagnosis in the end) #neurodivergence thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/an-adhd-im...

Friday night erotica

things are only looking üp and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width

Tonight there will be a Blue Supermoon at 9:35 ET The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon. The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!

Neurodivergent lasses - how the hell do you get through your period?! The mood swings, irrational thoughts, rumination, anxiety, paranoia, depression, delirium (etc!) leave me in total despair. I manage the physical pain ok but any tips to alleviate any of the above? Thx!! 🙏🏻 #ADHD #AuDHD #Autism

Neurodivergent lasses - how the hell do you get through your period?! The mood swings, irrational thoughts, rumination, anxiety, paranoia, depression, delirium (etc!) leave me in total despair. I manage the physical pain ok but any tips to alleviate any of the above? Thx!! 🙏🏻 #adhd #autism #audhd

As I sit watching Christmas Carol at the Birmingham Rep thinking how fit @rufushound.wtf is as dead Marley, I’m reminded of a conversation earlier this week when I told a friend that a sexual awakening of mine was Tooms (a liver eating murderer) from the X-Files. Yeah I think I’m really troubled eh

Go on son! ❤️❤️ Ian Stone is one of my favourite people. He’s a wonderful human and a fantastic comic so if you haven’t seen him yet do - he’s a marvel!

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.

I volunteer at a cat shelter here in Costa Rica. They survive on an absolute shoestring, so if you can spare a few quid: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

Looking forward to undoubtedly sharing something far too personal which I’ll still be thinking about at 3am 6 months later. Comedy Arcade!

Good morning , here's your #FoxOfTheDay , shared by @kizbang on Instagram

I have a big announcement in December. Sign up to my monthly newsletter so you don't miss it. 📬 If any comedy pals wanna share this post to help get the word out it'd be appreciated. abigoliah.com/sign-up-for-...

For no good reason other than I thought it’d be funny I put 60s Batman into the Wednesday dance scene.

When asked whether she had any messages for her friends and family on Earth, Dacey said: “Don’t talk about me. Don’t even think about me. If you try to bring me home, I’ll slash the tyres on the Mars rover.” thedailytism.com/stranded-aut...

Almost all mental health problems and mental illnesses are more common in autistic people than in the general population. This new publication by R . C . Psychiatry is an excellent resource for information and practical matters surrounding autism and mental health www.rcpsych.ac.uk/mental-healt...

Man Upset to Discover Manic Pixie Dream Girl Just Regular Autistic Woman: thedailytism.com/man-upset-to...

Blimey it really is much nicer here isn’t it?! People are fun and kind and interesting. Hooray! This morning my dogs provided a fitting visual representation of the whole thing.

Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

NYE 2023 Start of the night vs end of the night @rufushound.wtf