Training for my second marathon has revealed an unfortunate truth: I only really enjoy running up to 10k. Every time my plan suggests anything beyond that I become petulant, sad, and weirdly resentful of strangers out for what I assume are far shorter runs. This seems… suboptimal.

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I was eating a protein brownie, my day was already sad enough. But no, the universe had to ensure that only *after* I took a bite of my in date brownie from My Protein did I notice that it had mold on it. Cool cool.

We may be the worlds most efficient house buyers, offer accepted at 9:30am yesterday, 10am we’ve engaged our solicitor, 2pm we book in the surveys for Monday morning and today we’ve both passed all the identity checks before tea time.

This is the worst winter I remember for colds, flu and sickness and I am not joking when I say if another of my dearly beloved friends give me a bug then I shall be violently decapitating them. I feel it’s necessary for people to learn.

don't really understand how this article alone hasn't shamed Nandy into, y'know, appearing

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I know this is the season of being ill, but this year feels particularly incessant. Short brief bouts of wellness punctuating the long periods of various sicknesses. Not sure what it rn but I've got deep muscle aches and a temperature. So that's fun.

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Well, as of today I now live with a boy again. There’s a resident Toy Boy in situ.

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

I did it and can categorically say my boyfriend had the best sign in Berlin 🫡

The only force in the universe that matches my boyfriend’s strong wish for me not to get Botox is my complete and utter certainty that I’m going to do it.

It’s been 3yrs since my bestfriend & I spoke. I wish I could say there was a fight or an explosion, there wasn’t. We just drifted. Today I had phenomenal news & I simply want to tell her. But I tried 2.5yrs ago to reach out and she said no. And so .. just, I miss her, still. I reckon I always will.

I’m going to try get myself back into posting by becoming another tedious bore who posts #dinnerinspo I’m afraid. BUT, we’re starting off strong with a green goddess tuna salad & sticky rice that was goddamned delicious. Packed with protein and fibre and under 10 minutes to make. Unbeatable 🤌🏻

Guess who got to make @jonnelledge.bsky.social’s day today?

My appointment with the mortgage advisor has been made. Seems slightly mad that me, literally just a financial moron with too many shoes, may end up buying some property. How am I even going to attach it to my feet?

This was an exceptionally good dinner. Rice + puy lentils with lemon juice squeezed on it, leftover shredded roast chicken, cucumber, avocado and salsa topped with hot sauce. Then a tropical salad with tajin all over it. Yummy 🤤

Told my hairdresser I wanted to be just ... the most blonde. Mission success 👏🏻

I cannot believe I’m spending part of my one wild and precious life researching a fridge lightbulb that doesn’t emit the heat of Satan’s ballsack. I’m so tired of everything near it being slow-cooked whenever the fridge door’s left accidentally open though.

Every time I take the time to curl my hair properly I always think “goodness that looks excellent, I should do this more” but alas, I’m not a perma-blowdry sorta girly 😔

This is who runs this account

Office dog. Today’s now officially a good day 👏🏻

Is the internet capable of being normal about this if I honestly and sincerely ask: is there a way/place I can donate unopened boxes of condoms that are completely fine, just not needed anymore? I’d rather they get used than just expire in my cupboard. I wondered if food banks might take them?

Look, I say this with as little judgement as possible—as a woman who owns a Ninja smoothie maker and carries a Trader Joe’s tote bag—but you would not believe how many Stanley Cups are in the 7am Inferno Pilates class in Shoreditch on a Tuesday morning.

The ex-nanny in me needs to vent about this @theguardian.com article. I’m sorry, but who the fuck signed off on ranking The Smeds and the Smoos twelfth!? The fact that it’s not in the top ten is a travesty of justice that cannot stand. Absolutely livid over this. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

Trying to motivate myself for my Sunday long run by letting myself go the full Barbie 💝

My mission for the day is to try find out how as a 31yr old woman in London I can purchase Dill Pickle Mayonnaise. I have a hell of a craving (no, no chance I'm pregnant) and so far all purveyors seem to be in America and don't offer international shipping but I shall not be deterred.

Tried to do romance for my boyfriend and surprised him with a fancy dinner at an Italian (his favourite cuisine) restaurant on me. Paid a scary amount for said dinner. The result? He has food poisoning. So that’s gone well then

Once again dressing like Chessy from the Parent Trap because I thought she looked banging when I was four years old and I still think the same now

I’m a few months in to consciously attempting to up my protein intake and it’s going fairly well but goodness I eat so much Greek yogurt and so many butter beans now. Truly there’s been phenomenal growth in those areas of consumption

Today on my wanderings I found a Thomas hedge 🚂

I appear to have massive posting fatigue on every platform except Strava where my attention seeking knows no bounds. But otherwise .. I just cba.

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I ran home from Battersea Power station and stopped in Lidl at the end to buy green juice supplies so now I’m drinking a homemade green juice and well .. that’s just a bloody lovely Sunday isn’t it 😌

These were taken within 24hrs: Saturday I look sensational: great earrings, bit of a serve. Sunday I resemble a slug in Lycra, mid-gasp. The range is… frankly astonishing. If I didn’t know one was 9pm Sat & the other roughly 12pm Sun I’d say they couldn’t be the same woman let alone the same weekend

Six people at this Eurovision viewing party said I look excellent. Democracy works.

A lovely TfL man while we were waiting for our train asked us if we’d been for a run, we said yes and he said “wow that’s so impressive” and then noticed our accidental matching tops and said “I hope you took a lot of photos, you’ll want to remember this. Well done guys” so this is for you TfL man 🫡

My weekend plan is: Friday: Hackney Quarter (10k) Saturday: Parkrun (5K) Sunday: Hackney Half (21.0975K) That's 36.0975K or 22.429 miles. I am excited and looking forward to this plan. Does anyone else remember when I used to be cool? It suddenly seems so far away.

I seem to have developed a touch of “the sads” the last two days so now I’m wondering which mildly destructive coping mechanism to lean into. Today so far I’ve eaten avocado toast and been for a run so unsatisfactorily wholesome - no piercings or dates with terrible humans at all.

I’m finally watching Gladiator 2 and … do we think you can ride a rhino like a horse?

My run this morning lacked Greek views, stray cats, a friendly dog who joined for 300 metres and my toy boy. I don’t know how I’m supposed to survive such torture

First holiday with toy boy is going well 🤍🇬🇷 (Also did I get hotter in Greece? Because it seems like I did …)

The standard of pyjamas I’m willing to be seen in by my boyfriend has officially collapsed: we’re at oversized tie-dye Care Bears T-shirt levels. What a lucky guy 🙃

Runners, time for a super sexy question. How are you dealing with the dry skin that I assume is caused by your face being beaten by cold air all the time (wasn’t an issue for me b4)? I’m hoping it’ll get better in summer naturally but waking up with my skin flaking off every morning is making me sad

Toy boy had to borrow some running shorts from me for this one so enjoy the amount of thigh he’s got on show 👀

Read 'I Feel Bad About My Neck' in one sitting on Saturday. Now haunted by the state of my neck, furious I don’t have a standing twice weekly blow-dry appointment, & very close to booking lunchtime Botox. I’d say Norah Ephron ruined me, but let’s be honest: I was already fairly vain before the book.