Oh my days

Took him a full 6 minutes to score

Trossard coming on scares me. He always seems to do well against us. Madueke too if they bring him on.

Shutdown imminent.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.

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Legend

Cor blimey we’re only third in the blood league

You’ll Be OK

If you are featured in this then you are a solid gold legend

🎶 Do You Wanna Build A Crowmaaaan 🎶 ☃️

I could not give less of a shit

This is the Gary Barlow’s Massive Son of the duck world.

I could go on…

🍓TOMORROW NIGHT🍓 We’ve had some really good nights last few months - let’s make it another. Tell your friends, get your tickets 👇 #CoherentComedy

What a garbage first half from Villa (apart from Martinez).

This is so good.

Just watched all 4 new episodes of Stranger Things back to back with the child. Cracking stuff and great use of an afternoon.

I’m so tired I cannot think of a simile for how tired I am.

Oh hello anxiety, nice to see you again!

“Autoglass repair Autoglass replace”

Does anyone have experience with weighted blankets? I like the sound of them but interested if people find them helpful at all?

TFW you had dreams so vivid you’re struggling to recall which bits were the dream and which bits were just the night before

Tomorrow morning’s gonna be the best!

Flaming Lips Kylie Minogue Coldplay Vengaboys Molotov Jukebox

I did not expect the Swiss fans to be the ones kicking off, throwing stuff at the players and fighting with the police.

For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG calls it The Grim Unending Roku/TCL calls it Brain Still-Death Samsung calls it The Life-Worm Unblinking Sony calls it The Pale Fire That Burns The Way Panasonic calls it The Darkest Blessing Amazon Fire TVs call it Acceptance of Bezos' Gray Host

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

Perfect 👌🏻

Lawrence are like shooting a truckload of dopamine into your brain. Cannot recommend them more.

Brixton night out!

Brain no work today

Been so busy being stressed this weekend that I haven’t even had time for the regular Sunday Dread. So I’m just gonna sneak in 20 minutes of that and then go to bed.

Genuinely confused by that goal in the Leeds/Villa game. A clear offside and a clear push on the keeper, but VAR decided to not even look at the push! They were looking at the guy who headed the ball and not the striker who pushed Martinez in the air!

“Comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine!”

Rare event: the cat decided to sort of sit on me for a bit.

One for @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social

Annoying thing about Gmail - if you change your settings to opt out of using all your emails and documents to train their AI, you lose it sorting your incoming emails into ‘promotions’, ‘social’ and ‘inbox’. Which makes it almost unusable without modification. Booooooo.

@truckfestival.bsky.social I assume this account isn’t being used this year? Just looking for other excited people who may have received a little present…

TFW you have to get up at 7 to go into the office tomorrow but you don’t wanna go to bed.

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So vacuum.

Boxing has changed…

Pippa Durham, 31, visits her local cafe every Saturday for a tea and an almond croissant. She first fancied a cappuccino nearly three months ago and is reportedly almost ready to try asking for it.

Screw having a broken brain; I have cool as shit art on my walls. @annijyn.com

Fucking hate my brain sometimes

All the cool kids are getting this (and me).