Just don't bother asking whether having our missiles controlled by a hostile power is functionally equivalent to unilaterally abandoning it. Or actually worse.

you know usually people don't just say "we're trying to build jeremy bentham's panopticon"

I am thinking of the clown community at this time, who having broken the glass ceiling in getting Keir Starmer elected Prime Minister, will be lacking such representation on his resignation

Sir keir steps up to the board, leaps off, triple somersault twist landing perfectly on the rake.

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

The Greenland Dog Sledding Association has more backbone than Keir Starmer

Sneak peek into Starmer's internal monologue

He's angrier with Polanski for explicitly calling out the situation on BlueSky than he is with Trump for attempting to annex Greenland via a couple of Truth Social posts.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Given we have the largest navy in Europe, you would think it would be a simple decision to use it to support our friends and allies in bolstering an island. If you weren't a pathetic, obsequious, sycophantic Atlanticist jellyfish of a Prime Minister, that is.

The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)

Lmfao. Another masterful gambit from the forensic Napoleon

Flying my F35 on patrol over the Shahist State of Persia when the HUD is replaced by a 3D model of Frieren in a bikini offering that day's latest White Nationalist feed from X, the everything app. I can't see and dive into the side of a mountain

Watch this become the first online government petition to result in the government doing what it wants

liberals are impossible to satirize

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Who could have predicted that poor old Starmer's obsequious toadying would gain him absolutely nothing and only result in another rake stepping?

I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”

2023: leftists calling me"keith slugmer" is a hate crime 2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app

The government believes it would be an attack on freedom of speech to limit people's access to CSAM, but also that you should have to present a photo ID to look at naked pictures of adults. A government of nonces.

What is important to note here is that Keir Starmer thinks its "the end of the regime" and he seeks a "transition to a legitimate government". That means that neither of those things will happen.

I see that Starmer waiting for Trump's press conference is going as well for him as could be expected.

People are not just rejecting Starmer personally. They are rejecting the whole project. The relentless inescapability of These Cunts In Particular. The reason people in the press can't see it is because this is their project, that they sweated and bled to force on us, and they can't admit error.

Based on responses so far, when Trump attempts illegal invasions of Greenland and Canada they can expect stronger support from China than they can from the United Kingdom.

british columnists for the last 3 days: i have no idea why the public hate keir starmer so much. they seem to really despise him? it's mind boggling. keir starmer today: lol, lmao

Starmer: it is important that we now allow the legitimate legal process in the prosecution of nicolas maduro to proceed

Starmer needs his hard drive checked

Compare and contrast the government's line on "using a VPN makes you Jimmy Savile" with continuing to post on the nazinonce app.

2022 was an amazing time

When I drive alone at night I see the streetlights as fairgrounds And I tried a hundred times To see the roadsigns as dayglow

Hiding in the fridge won’t save you

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

Merry Christmas friends!

What "being right" looks like

If I had to pick my favourite song out of all and everything it would probably be this youtu.be/r5hSpsvGJIg?...

"Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared." Absolutely incredible

"Why is doing fascism unpopular" I ask, seemingly earnestly

Every morning in the UK be like

Is there a single example of a government doing anything a consultation wanted instead of just doing what they wanted anyway?

11% of Britons say they feel 'very negatively' about trans people which just highlights how much this is a top-down hate project with around 95% of the media hating trans people and a high percentage of MPs.

THEY MOT PICK UP THE BIN FOR TWO WEEKS!!!!! I AM STILL ANGEY ABOUR THIS FIFTY YEARS LATER!!!!!!!!!!

Nagash, 40k, Medieval 3. Strong week for Total War imo