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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

This correct, and almost none of it is organically arising from the public. The relentless fear and hate of the last decade was deliberately imposed by opportunist politicians, toxic media outlets, crackpot activists and malignant squillionaires, working hand in hand towards similar goals.

It’ll be fun to hear “it’s the sacred moral duty of all you scum idiots to vote for us” from the same people who - last time this was an issue - worked relentlessly to ensure one million easily led idiots voted for the Lib Dems: a party that had 12 MPs before the election, and 11 after it.

New year's resolution: need more swears

We should change the national anthem to the curb theme

"Nye Bevan calling the Tories lower than vermin proves that the left are the real fascists" - the News Agents, 1946

This is still better than every house built in the UK in the past 30 years

She has made a minimum average of £36,000 a year for 55 years by sitting on her arse

80k man has found his match

"You Got What You Wanted"

What about the money says the army, having just spent £5bn on an IFV they can't use

Funniest adult content tag in awhile

They have already arrested company executives linked to it. In the UK, nearly 9 years after Grenfell, not a single person has been arrested.

Central to the 2010s Legitimate Concerns discourse that paved the way for our current pre-fascist moment was the refusal to acknowledge that these "concerns" were based on demonstrable fictions, filtered through socially constructed prejudices. I.e. they were not, in fact, "legitimate".

Wonder why Labour want to scrap the right to appeal 🤔

"Rachel Reeves' budget of shitehousery is literally like Christmas Day, too me"

Its funny how libs will always say that ignoring precedent or convention or tone when talking about doing good things is ridiculous, preposterous, pie in the sky, false hope nonsense, but are perfectly happy to have it when its something terrible eh. Liberal Scratched

I’m not Becoming The Joker, Britain is Becoming Gotham

Imagine spending years extolling the virtues of A FoRmEr HuMaN RiGhTs LaWyEr only for him to take away your right to be judged by a jury of your peers.

Rotten to the core

Ahead of tomorrow when Reeves clobbers ordinary people with pitiful milkshake and pensions taxes, just want to let everyone know that in 2008 before the Tories cut it the rate of corporation tax was 28%. She could choose to increase corporation tax. Instead she wants your milk.

I look forward to the media spending every day on this until the election and the constant articles about having bags packed and heart attacks and everything else! I'm sure the fact that this is actually real will prompt a justifiable and meaningful response!

Just casually listening to the Bloodborne soundtrack

Giving more money to current pensioners by nuking the pension contributions of everyone else. Absolutely spectacular fuckery

the darvo government 'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood 'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting 'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves 'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson

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Unfortunately X, in elevating those not truly invested in the art of racism but rather exploring the system and taking advantage of racist boomers, has rejected meritocracy in favour of woke.

"Downvaluing" sure sounds like a funny euphemism for "demanding too much money"

Imagine, if you can, a parent whose love was not up to the task of saving their child from the environment Wes Streeting has created for young trans people. Imagine the effect on that bereaved parent of a coroner who saw that tragedy as a stage on which to perform their own prejudice.

*waving my black passport at the armed DWP patrol* British Citizen!!! British Citizen!!!

We the shitposters of the UK were saying at the time that lockdown was too late, some of us were already working from home. But no he insisted the Cheltenham Festival (March 10-13) and Liverpool v Madrid (March 11) went ahead. Meanwhile on March 12 the subservient press were briefed thus:

*snortlaugh* ... my god! 💀

I note that Brendan's byline image now leans into the massive forehead instead of hiding it

When you’re so deep into dehumanising refugees you convince yourself there must be a nefarious reason they take care of their children rather than yknow, love

For the second time in a week I am able to post: archetypal Starmer, brilliant, no notes

To be fair to the Labour Party, I never thought it would be possible to have a worse government than the Tory one, and worse home secretaries than Priti Patel or Suella Braverman, and yet here we are. Quite spectacular that they've managed it and in such quick time too

Is the Labour Party citing it as a source yet?

Vote Labour

Snatching your milk

Why isn't Neo in Lord of the Rings? Why isn't the T-1000 in Love Actually? Why isn't Kevin McAllister in Irreversible?

I love how Militant so totally broke the brains of the Labour right that they're still rent free 40 years later

The funniest thing about Twitter these days is that right wing dipshits still think their content is being suppressed by some unseen liberal forces. Elon Musk has owned the site for over three years now.

If Goodwin is considered too much of a racist reactionary to be an activist for the racist, reactionary Reform UK, but not too much of a racist reactionary to be intro'd as anything other than a 'presenter, former professor & author' by BBC QT, then what type of organisation does that make the BBC?

The EHRC’s position has become as extreme as any other hate group. Absolutely disgusting.

I mean i think everyone knows who it is so

Keir Starmer has his new Director General