Ryan Bateman
@boat.horse
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I live in Berlin, Germany. I am at
http://boat.horse
I made
http://every.horse
I am not a horse.
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Clive Thompson
1 day ago
Here's Ted Chiang on the idea that LLMs can be conscious Link:
www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Unpaywalled just in case:
archive.is/bcpZl
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Spax (Certified Goopy Axolotl 🐟🦎)
2 days ago
spax.zone/horse
IS BACK!! (huge thank you to pearl for setting up a new vps for me!) tag your interesting finds with
#horsebutton
so i can see them :3
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The Horse Button™
Press it if you dare
https://spax.zone/horse/
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merritt
over 2 years ago
“Dune is colonialist” “dune is a warning” wrong. The message of dune is that all computers must be destroyed and that doing cocaine gives you superpowers
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As a side-project I have been looking at the things that people point to when trying to figure out whether something is AI or not on Reddit, and let me tell you that I did not expect rats to be as large a point of contention as the data is saying.
4 days ago
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Rudolph Fraser.
5 days ago
in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that
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Oh hey, all of Don Hertzfeld´s "Rejected" is now on Youtube. A 2001 classic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_m...
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REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT
YouTube video by don hertzfeldt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_m_NYXCek
9 days ago
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I am struggling with the weight of the phrase "cars hunger for my little pickle".
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14 days ago
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This Reddit thread is something beautiful.
www.reddit.com/r/lovethissm...
15 days ago
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I made an LLM integration for
#dwarffortress
. It's called Vizier.
github.com/ryanbateman/...
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GitHub - ryanbateman/vizier_mcp: Vizier is an MCP server for Dwarf Fortress. It is intended to help you understand what is happening with your dorfs.
Vizier is an MCP server for Dwarf Fortress. It is intended to help you understand what is happening with your dorfs. - ryanbateman/vizier_mcp
https://github.com/ryanbateman/vizier_mcp
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Pavel
17 days ago
too soon
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Josh Gondelman
20 days ago
"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."
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At Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks
“At long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.”
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/at-long-last-i-have-maxximized-my-looks
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lauren
18 days ago
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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Rafe Meager (they/them)
19 days ago
you're laughing. two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert and you're laughing.
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website, app, program, docker container, videogame, plugin
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20 days ago
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This was fun.
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Diane Duane
22 days ago
Spotted on Tumblr…
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When did McSweeneys stop doing humour and start serving cold, hard, accurate observations
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
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How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail
5/12/24 5/10/25 CALENDAR 2027
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-urgently-your-mom-needs-to-talk-to-you-based-on-what-she-said-in-the-voicemail?utm_content=buffer85ef9&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bufferapp.com&utm_campaign=buffer
24 days ago
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SynthID is Google's stenographic watermark for its AI images. Idly occurred to me to make a browser plugin that ran every image being displayed on every page through SynthID detection, if such a plugin didn't already exist, and discovered that SynthID detection is a gated service.
25 days ago
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥
26 days ago
i love you grain weevil
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If you can, you should watch 'It was just an accident".
youtu.be/nF04v-ze2Yc?...
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IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT - Official Trailer - In Theaters October 15
YouTube video by NEON
https://youtu.be/nF04v-ze2Yc?si=B14pKnRrRklYTHNJ
27 days ago
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This is a video of sea-foam after a (ongoing) storm and while there are a lot of things that pinpoint it as South African, none do quite as much as the music selection for this (essentially) disaster video.
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28 days ago
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Eryk Salvaggio
about 1 month ago
This is what a video model does when it is told not to reference the training data (like literally: not prompted, but turning off the classifier free guidance). I gave it a noise seed from elsewhere and it just grinded on through. Most looked like some form of this. I like them.
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Made a heatmap/visualisation of the closing Whitbread pubs in the UK and the distance to their nearest replacements.
ryanbateman.github.io/pub_space/
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Whitbread Pub Closures - Impact Map
https://ryanbateman.github.io/pub_space/
about 1 month ago
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Uncle Duke
about 1 month ago
this is word for word what my last performance review said
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Pretty good.
about 1 month ago
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Chalk up another win for nominative determinism, I guess.
about 1 month ago
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It is 2018 and I am completing a mandatory employee quiz about GDPR. It is incorrect. It is 2022 and I am completing a mandatory employee quiz about GDPR. It is incorrect. It is 2026 and I am completing a mandatory employee quiz about GDPR. It is incorrect.
about 1 month ago
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that's a
@nellucnhoj.bsky.social
ass drawing right there (approving)
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about 1 month ago
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Oh hey, the clock is on Kottke. That is pretty cool.
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about 1 month ago
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This is such a lovely interview with Griffin McElroy. God, what a creator.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-KF...
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Griffin McElroy chose his own adventure: family, D&D and podcasting - Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
YouTube video by Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-KFghzsv3I
about 2 months ago
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1 of 3: - At the start of 'Bumblebee' (2018) the main character uses a non-electric toothbrush as part of a set piece clearly meant to establish the era; to place the time. - Transformers (1986) was my favourite film as a kid. I had it on VHS. I loved Bumblebee.
about 2 months ago
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'Nothing Isn't Rich' is actually pretty great
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about 2 months ago
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Rude.
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about 2 months ago
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'I am monitoring the situation'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IsR...
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I am monitoring the situation.
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IsR06zf8nQ
about 2 months ago
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A dumb project of mine (the alphabetical clock) is in Tabs! Which I found out while reading it, which was a delightful surprise! Highlight of my year so far.
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about 2 months ago
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I find it tough sometimes to distinguish _good_, new music from music that resonates with me as a 43 year old. I'm still one sure where this one lies but I like it. Venbee - "not my day"
youtu.be/AwVMseKhG6w?...
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Venbee - Not My Day (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by venbee
https://youtu.be/AwVMseKhG6w?is=JgSCfSOqwK8QaH0u
about 2 months ago
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The British variant of Conner O'Malley's Pipe Rocks.
youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew?...
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HufflePuff
YouTube video by burnermunde
https://youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew?is=oWq3090FtJieiUAX
about 2 months ago
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Atkinson
about 2 months ago
And of course we have to repost this banger
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Trofe
2 months ago
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the hype
7 months ago
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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There is not a lot to say about 'Mortal Kombat' (2021) but you do have to admire a director who isn't afraid to hit Goro with a car.
about 2 months ago
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Return of the Cmonmacques
about 2 months ago
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This is... really something. Mechanical techno. Every 15 seconds or so it just somehow gets even more interesting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBhG...
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Mechanical Techno 6.1 Technical Developments (PhD documentation)
YouTube video by Graham Dunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBhGbHVQYvI
about 2 months ago
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thank u, hexed
about 2 months ago
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
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How your email finds me.
about 2 months ago
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DBJ
about 2 months ago
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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patrick
about 2 months ago
Astronauts should not have hot sauce, nor should they have condiments, or seasonings. Space demands solemnity and respect. It is not a place of bold flavours.
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Dan Immergluck
about 2 months ago
Brutal.
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Dr. Lucky Tran
about 2 months ago
The Artemis II crew proposed naming a moon crater after Commander Reid Wiseman’s late wife Carroll, who lost her life to cancer 😭
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What is your father-in-law like? Mine messaged me curtly about a synth he felt _wasn't_ amateurish (like ones I had briefly mentioned in his presence many months ago) and my wife was so taken aback at this outpouring of emotion she made me double-check it wasn't some kind of phishing attempt.
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