Ryan Bateman
@boat.horse
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I live in Berlin, Germany. I am at
http://boat.horse
I made
http://every.horse
I am not a horse.
The main thing I take away from this is that the Pope is a lot like
@roryblank.bsky.social
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about 14 hours ago
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1 of 3: - At the start of 'Bumblebee' (2018) the main character uses a non-electric toothbrush as part of a set piece clearly meant to establish the era; to place the time. - Transformers (1986) was my favourite film as a kid. I had it on VHS. I loved Bumblebee.
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'Nothing Isn't Rich' is actually pretty great
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2 days ago
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Rude.
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3 days ago
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'I am monitoring the situation'
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I am monitoring the situation.
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IsR06zf8nQ
4 days ago
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A dumb project of mine (the alphabetical clock) is in Tabs! Which I found out while reading it, which was a delightful surprise! Highlight of my year so far.
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5 days ago
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I find it tough sometimes to distinguish _good_, new music from music that resonates with me as a 43 year old. I'm still one sure where this one lies but I like it. Venbee - "not my day"
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Venbee - Not My Day (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by venbee
https://youtu.be/AwVMseKhG6w?is=JgSCfSOqwK8QaH0u
5 days ago
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The British variant of Conner O'Malley's Pipe Rocks.
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HufflePuff
YouTube video by burnermunde
https://youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew?is=oWq3090FtJieiUAX
6 days ago
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Atkinson
6 days ago
And of course we have to repost this banger
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Trofe
21 days ago
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the hype
5 months ago
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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There is not a lot to say about 'Mortal Kombat' (2021) but you do have to admire a director who isn't afraid to hit Goro with a car.
9 days ago
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Return of the Cmonmacques
9 days ago
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This is... really something. Mechanical techno. Every 15 seconds or so it just somehow gets even more interesting.
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Mechanical Techno 6.1 Technical Developments (PhD documentation)
YouTube video by Graham Dunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBhGbHVQYvI
10 days ago
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thank u, hexed
10 days ago
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
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How your email finds me.
11 days ago
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DBJ
11 days ago
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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patrick
11 days ago
Astronauts should not have hot sauce, nor should they have condiments, or seasonings. Space demands solemnity and respect. It is not a place of bold flavours.
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Dan Immergluck
12 days ago
Brutal.
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Dr. Lucky Tran
14 days ago
The Artemis II crew proposed naming a moon crater after Commander Reid Wiseman’s late wife Carroll, who lost her life to cancer 😭
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What is your father-in-law like? Mine messaged me curtly about a synth he felt _wasn't_ amateurish (like ones I had briefly mentioned in his presence many months ago) and my wife was so taken aback at this outpouring of emotion she made me double-check it wasn't some kind of phishing attempt.
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"The problem isn't that we'll decide to stop thinking. The problem is that we'll barely notice when we do."
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The machines are fine. I'm worried about us.
On AI agents, grunt work, and the part of science that isn't replaceable.
https://ergosphere.blog/posts/the-machines-are-fine/
15 days ago
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'Project Hail Mary' is great. Sweet and goofy and stupid in a fun way. Really enjoyed sci-fi that wasn't trying to be gritty or realistic.
16 days ago
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beetle moses
17 days ago
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
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Michael Van Vleet (he/him)
19 days ago
sure, I use AI in my writing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don't know what I'm doing!
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Personally a huge fan of "places on Earth I want to go to first". It's like, yeah, of course I want to see the moon but I have also heard great things about Majorca. So.
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19 days ago
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Sajan
19 days ago
Sasquatch Diaries, Feb 26th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
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Feels like we shouldn't have April Fools day anymore for the same reason that ARGs wouldn't really work anymore: they rely on a stronger consensus reality than we currently have to act as a baseline and counterpoint.
19 days ago
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.horse of the day Majestic.
gradient.horse
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gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
https://gradient.horse
21 days ago
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We've had LAMP, MEAN, MERN, and so on, but nowarchitecture is, like everything else, being given over to AI, I think a Fuck-Shit-Stack (FSS) (or a SlopStack) is a pretty good descriptor. (Maybe a FSS is just agents the whole way down and a Slopstack is an AI-designed stack? Much to ponder.)
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22 days ago
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Jesse Raub
23 days ago
anyway here’s
@greatdismal.bsky.social
in 2011 in Zero History describing the obsession with tactical clothing as a fetishized pursuit in a way that perfectly nails the combat cosplay of modern day ICE and BPD
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It's different in every household, of course, but in ours we treat 'the day' with a quiet, joyous respect: muted smiles, quiet anticipation, and shared, suppressed laughter until, after a traditionally simple evening meal, we put the album on. How does your family celebrate New Robyn Album day?
23 days ago
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Last time boosting this: I made an alphabetised clock yesterday. It is deeply cursed. Check it out.
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24 days ago
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Hello! Inspired by a post over on Mastodon, I made an alphabetical clock. I am sorry.
boat.horse/clock/index....
25 days ago
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TiggyStardust
29 days ago
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29 days ago
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Got tickets for
@emfcamp.bsky.social
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29 days ago
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John Cullen
30 days ago
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Hi, internet. miki - "it stings a little though" (The i-guess-rotoscoped-? dancing in this is very cute.)
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miki - ça pik un peu quand même
YouTube video by Miki
https://youtu.be/s1At5s0YLSs?is=Sk3AEaOUkkUlrS4N
30 days ago
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Who wants to start a new internet with me. Not even kidding.
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about 1 month ago
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Hi, internet. CMAT - "Jamie Oliver Petrol Station"
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CMAT - The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station (Official Video)
YouTube video by CMAT
https://youtu.be/pb7eWPEyK6w?is=Txuge1Y0it0Ndsp_
about 1 month ago
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Rory Blank
about 1 month ago
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
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I would start by securing it in a towel cup-side down. Then I would insert a small knife into the hinge, and twist to pop it open. Finally, cut the top muscle and detach the bottom muscle. Serve immediately with lemon wedges or a dash of mignonette to taste.
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about 1 month ago
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Mike Ginn
about 1 month ago
Saw two nuns in the back of a driverless Waymo and for a second it felt like god was driving them
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Sarah Z
about 1 month ago
I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄
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Similar to the systems thinking subreddits, the
#vibecoders
channel in the Google Developers Discord server has people who are losing their minds, aided and pushed by AI.
about 1 month ago
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Aesthetic as hell
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about 1 month ago
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They might cite that, but I am pretty certain that it is actually because they realised that the could not afford live-in maids and gardeners in the USA and did not know how to live a life without them.
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about 1 month ago
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I made a CLI tool for working with
@getoutline.bsky.social
, focused on quick and easy publishing of markdown files from your CLI editor of choice, and for safety for use with agents. Check it out.
github.com/ryanbateman/...
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about 1 month ago
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I added some tracking/a basic chart to
every.horse
a while ago and, while I appreciate correlation != causation, I will say that my new personal conspiracy theory is that the Iran war is currently negatively impacting .horse sales
about 1 month ago
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