Hi, internet. Public Service Broadcasting - 'All out' "What you see on the telly is nothing. What read in the papers is nothing. I was brought up to respect police. I don't respect them now." open.spotify.com/track/0u88iM...

My favorite Bob Kane story:

A rather lovely thread, this.

I will never shut up about this - Prince Adam *literally* has a magical gender-affirming sword. That's it. That's the text.

@bruces.bsky.social For your attention re: stanford-ketamine. May/may not be real and would it matter. x.com/voooooogel/s...

For All Mankind is great because as it has gotten dumber and worse, as a TV show, it has also started exploring some of the most interesting science fiction ideas on TV. It's like gas leak The Expanse. I love it very much.

The thing I like about the phrase "ass for days" is the implied time commitment. Bring water and snacks. Make sure someone feeds your dog.

pretty tired of containing multitudes tbqh

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

When the brown noise playlist ends and flips to a pink noise playlist.

Listened to a jock jam whilst myself not being a jock. Concerned the jocks will hear of this.

If you have read good articles on the ethics of using AI in coding, please reply and recommend one. I don't mean gen AI in general, more ones specific to development. Thanks.

a fun saturday afternoon doodle: p5 + @play.date + flocking to try to recreate starling murmurations create your sunset using the crank + dpad, and then play with your starlings crank to change their direction, spawn more & pull them towards you 🐥🌅

hmm while this whole this is fresh what are we thinking, is it all too much of a neely/creased comics/baby cakes rip-off, and if so is it salvagable by giving sasquatch more of a bri'ish accent

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Good morning, internet. Ice Cube - "What you gonna do about it?" open.spotify.com/track/0pEFca...

Okay, on the one hand this is obviously a bit much, but on the other hand it is nice to see some chair-gremlin representation in Star Trek.

I count 3 different spellings of this restaurant's name in the photos and signs here and a 4th entirely different one on the Google Maps listing, and honestly you gotta respect that.

The job market could best be described right now as 'Oops-all-Torment-Nexus'.

Good morning, internet. Great Grandpa - "Digger" open.spotify.com/track/4dhMpU...

Bad Week 2026 day 6 -wizard battle

trophy husband [participation]

trophy husband [participation]

Hairdresser has given me what I can only describe as the '2012 Hathaway'.

I am leisurely making my way through Ursula Le Guin’s “Always Coming Home” and I came across a poem I just have to share. The ending especially slaps.

"how is unemployment going Ryan" well I have been bonding with my toilet spider by feeding it pantry moths so... pretty good?

The little-known Scottish Spice Girl

Good morning, internet. The Belair Lip Bombs - "Look the part" open.spotify.com/track/5oXBO0...

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

♫ That's me in the corner ♫ That's me in the place ♫ Where ♫ Walls meet at an angle

@dreamboat-annie.bsky.social Hey, you! I am glad you are here.

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

Ran at full speed into a wall, in order to catch a frisbee, fully cognisant of what I was choosing to do. Cracked 2 ribs.

A ridiculous creature.

wizzardz & war lordz, dos (1985) www.mobygames.com/game/145816/...

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

You know that thing where you drive a car toward a cliff, jam a brick on the accelerator, then jump out at the last minute and roll to safety while the car plunges over the edge, getting smaller and smaller, hitting the ground, and exploding? You should be able to do that to things besides cars.

they should make fridges so smart that they can go insane

The Emily Kam Kngwarray exhibition at the Tate Modern is stunning and worth visiting before it closes (11 Jan) if you can. www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tat...

happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)

1984

I apparently do not understand people at all. I entered a white elephant present exchange and my gift was a 50 million year-old fish fossil that I was 100% convinced would be the most sought-after item. The most hotly-contested item was a cheap, terrible pizza-blanket somebody bought online.

Look at how cute my new son is.

Driving somewhere with my dad and we spot this guy my dad dislikes. My dad pointed lazily at him over the steering wheel. "That guy," he said slowly, "should've been a blowjob."

I do love my mother-in-law but it is absolutely outrageous to fall asleep 45 minutes into a Knives Out mystery then wake as the credits roll and casually ask, "So who did it then?" That's some crazy garbage, Grace. Kids' stuff. Get your shit together.