My thing for Hellavision Television's Web 5000.0 show

Fox in the Foliage 🦊

I've been waiting all year to repost this 🎃

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I am once again asking us all to recognize that the Luddites were not anti-technology but anti-exploitation. If they were around today they would have joined you in a call for technology that serves everyone’s, not just the bosses. You *are* a Luddite Bernie, and you should be proud to be one

My thing for Hellavision Television's Web 5000.0 show

Just the other day I was trying to remember the video I used to watch over and over again as a kid about a genie who showed you big construction vehicles, looks like it was a whole series

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."

Accepting every MAGA premise on “immigration” has moral costs, but assuming they’re all Savvy Trolly Problem Knowers, they should at least acknowledge it has **political downsides as well**. That it alienates many and makes counter messaging impossible because you look like total phony hypocrites.

Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better 😂 Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one

me, singing: AM I SEXUAL my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

as a neurodivergent & also weird kid school was hell for me, though these days I struggle to remember the names of all the teachers who bullied me. But the three that treated me like a person have never left me. Now more than ever, I hope you all try your best to stay unsquishable!

omw

Finished year's Halloween window, based on a Gustave Doré illustration

that's what I'm sayin!

Meditate noodling over a previous daily

Got a sneak peek at Taylor Swift’s new album. Thirteen spooky Halloween hits, each more spine-tingling than the last

Finished year's Halloween window, based on a Gustave Doré illustration

just got a job as the guy in the hospital who greets everyone by wincing and saying, "oooh that gotta hoit"

the government should not be able to smash into your home and drag you into the street for no reason. it's kind of a core civil right, perhaps THE core civil right.

This isn’t scary to me at all. A skeleton is the only way I’ve ever seen a dinosaur look.

All spots still open!

Find Toad, or What's Left of Him

Mad Max creator George Miller stuns with latest revelation: "That's a typo, his name is supposed to be 'Immortal Joe'"

Grim Reaper [ 1 ] Part 1 or 2.

Dave Weigel is Just Asking Questions again

I don't want to have to switch my laptop to Linux but windows is trying to force my hand

The Hot Ones guy asks too many questions. Just let people eat..

BREAKING: Union in Italy has announced a general strike on October 3, as per their promise if the Gaza flotilla was attacked, as it has been now.

🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄

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I just think making this was a lot of fun and you should give it a watch if you haven’t 🥹 youtu.be/L_3NQ0MB0o0?...

lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...

bill burr is doing what they hoped this event would achieve by spreading the word look how fine and normal this place is for a rich straight white man willing to accept money on the simple condition that he just be very careful to not joke about any of the wrong people or he'll die in foreign prison

The general strike spanned more than 80 cities, blocking ports, highways, train stations, secondary schools, metro stations, universities, shops, hospitals, and public administration offices. truthout.org/articles/we-...

Yeah pizza's great. If you can figure out how to eat the damn thing

can't get enough of this sound

"We've all made RVing mistakes..." is one of the most presumptuous starts to an ad I've ever heard

Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.

Carefully keeping my decorative gourds away from my non-decorative gourds

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

So there's a single mention in Jurassic Park that Hammond's daughter is getting a divorce, reasonable to assume that's Lex and Tim's mom. Imagine surviving all that and then going back to deal with your parents' divorce

Cornell is cancelling a distinguished professor's classes on Gaza and suspending him because of the complaints of a student who previously served in Israel's military surveillance agency and was literally recording the comments of other students in class and deliberately derailing discussion.

"don't you wish you could go to Walmart.... in two thousand and two???" what. do you have encephalitis