And in Mar? Something NEW CAMPAIGN this way comes...

We recorded the Nethermurk finale last night. See you in Feb!

BUCKLE UP

Think about how rude it would be to listen to this podcast today ❤️

The best NPCs you can make as a DM are ones that ultimately baffle or annoy your players. I made a little magic lizard that told riddles from @rudetales.bsky.social and I thought one of my players was going to stab me over it.

Imagine three months of listening to the other podcast we make. Do you dare to dream it?

📺🚶‍♂️🕷️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🕷️🚶‍♂️📺 Nethermurk Episode 34: Night Trial Live!

📺🚶‍♂️🕷️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🕷️🚶‍♂️📺 Nethermurk Episode 34: Night Trial Live!

RUDER Tales of Magic? Now that’s real fantasy right there.

Damn, just imagined what it would be like if we got even ruder. Like, whoa.

Obviously this didn't go the way we wanted, but congrats to Amy! It was an honor just to be nominated. Next year ❤️

If you're wondering, it's "Guy in a Treasure of the Sierra Madre scenario who is horny for sharing"

👨👩👨‍👩‍👧‍👦RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩👨 Nethermurk Episode 33: HUMANS

Please listen to @starsofspace.bsky.social to hear the mirrorverse episode where I get into a fight with myself

Tomorrow's episode of @rudetales.bsky.social has one of my favorite one-line dumb bit NPCs that I've ever come up with

this is one of the last days you can listen to the new Yuletide Kombat Family before you get sucked back into ongoing narrative. not a value judgement!

the episode Riff is talking about might startle you! click through the thread to learn more!

today is a better day to listen to YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH because today your family is tired of you and we're not we'll never be we love you no recording today

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

today is a better day to listen to YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH because today your family is tired of you and we're not we'll never be we love you no recording today

If you subscribe to the @rudetales.bsky.social Patreon you can learn all about Colossal Tim!

All I want for Christmas is a darker, more twisted Grinch 🥹

It simply isn't Christmas until I hear a @timplatt.bsky.social creation myth Go listen to the show that originated (perfected?) Yuletide Kombat Family today!

So is the ice cream truck named Santa Tooth or is like the GUY named Santa Tooth??

It out now headgum.com/rude-tales-o...

Christmas comes surly this year

It's 2025 and it's time for a christmas special you'll actually enjoy: headgum.com/rude-tales-o...

It is actually out now. You can listen to it right now. I love you.

love to listen to an annual Yuletide Kombat and completely lose track of what's happening amid Tim Platt being the strangest GM ever allowed to narrate.

The Rude Tales of Magic Sweet Tooth agenda back in full force I see

This is legitimately one of the best parts of my entire year.

every year I run a made up game where Xmas characters fight in melee Kombat and the only diff this year is that it a race now on @rudetales.bsky.social

on Tuesday... it works

🎄🔫👕OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE👕🔫🎄 Episode 102: Hard Die

@rudetales.bsky.social I know it's automated by the storefront but the phrasing here genuinely made me laugh out loud.

Tomorrow

It's Rude Talks Tuesday! Head to the Patreon to hear @bransonreese.bsky.social @timplatt.bsky.social and @jplepore.bsky.social answer the most shocking questions posed by you, the lovely listeners, and talk about some other bullshit! www.patreon.com/posts/rude-t...

EVER WONDERED what would happen if your favorite podcast appeared at a Holiday Art Fair! It might be something like this Sunday, when @jplepore.bsky.social @drhastings.bsky.social and @timplatt.bsky.social will be the Holiday Art Fair at Life World in Brooklyn from Noon-5!

EVER WONDERED what would happen if your favorite podcast appeared at a Holiday Art Fair! It might be something like this Sunday, when @jplepore.bsky.social @drhastings.bsky.social and @timplatt.bsky.social will be the Holiday Art Fair at Life World in Brooklyn from Noon-5!

Got a family with godawful taste? Been just *too naughty* for Santa this year? Then head to the Rude Tales store and buy your own dang gift!! www.bonfire.com/store/rude-t...

🦟⛴️🏛️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🏛️⛴️🦟 Nethermurk Episode 32: Hot Hot Hot!

Any chance to let Branson play a slime powered super priest, we gotta go for it

🦟⛴️🏛️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🏛️⛴️🦟 Nethermurk Episode 32: Hot Hot Hot!

Con Pepe/Con Carne is BACK

A brand new shirt and some beloved classics out from the vault? It can only be BLACKEST FRIDAY www.bonfire.com/store/rude-t...

HOLY HECK this is a DOOZY of a week for Bolted! livestreams! Just look at this list!! LATER TODAY: Christopher Hastings @drhastings.bsky.social Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social Previous sessions & live calendar links are on the Kickstarter page