good things still exist

I forgot friday the 13th part 3 is a 3d movie, so I get to do my favourite thing: call out the 3D moments (the older the 3d movie the better)

It's October Baby

just learned gossamer is not a specific fabric?!?!?!??!

National poetry day!!!! Enjoy one of my favs! No author was listed as it was from a child's poetry class but it really speaks to me.

EXCUSE ME WHAT??!! And no, clicking through does not show the full shirt! I am assuming its a click bait style shirt, but still why would you do this

any time I watch a movie from the 80s I get so upset about how men wearing slutty little outfits was taken from us

crying in therapy for 50 minutes, now transitioning to watching the original friday the 13 god bless

it's october and u know what that means! me and liza watching at least 1 horror movie per day all month! We recently added that each year we do a total franchise. Last year (the first time) we did Halloween. This year its Friday the 13th. My letterboxd is also jizzfreeficus if u wanna keep up!

spineless loser behaviour

There's never "enough" for these people.

halloween mode..... activated (u gotta click my whole name cuz it's at the end)

reverse air bud about a man entering a dog fighting ring

A fun thing about drag is it has actually made me WAY more comfortable expressing/presenting femininity, because now when I put on some heels or whatever instead of thinking "woman" I think "that's cunty"

If you're trans, you're trans. Live your life and get the most out of it. It's going to be hard no matter what. There's no reason to be proactive about limiting yourself or making it harder. Seize your own happiness, tranny! Nobody else is going to seize it for you!

Just got to the D.E.N.N.I.S. System episode, god bless

reading fanfiction while in line to get popcorn for the burlesque show feels very apropo

tonight's double feature (mystery) is murder on the orient express (me) & clue (liza). neither of us have seen either!

I have Day Man (fighter of the night man) from its always sunny stuck in my headto the point that its making it harder to sleep just so everyone is aware

shout out to my mom for giving me autism, she's done some real fucked up shit but that was tight

the most important thing to remember when you see eugenicists who don’t believe that autistic people should exist rambling about “the autism epidemic” is not that they’re wrong about the “cause” (although they are absolutely wrong about it); it’s that they are eugenicists

me, immediatley before the counselling session ive been awaiting for weeks: what if instead of talking about mg feelings I cancelled and hid under a rock

I want Mac's what are you looking at dicknose tank top so bad

the mac is a serial killer episode of its always sunny is sending me to the moon

big ups to the internet for making it so easy for me to find the sexy woman with tools calendar from the x files

scully scanning the alien microchip implant at the grocery cashier

watching x files from the beginning and the david duchovny gillian anderson combo is truly the bisexual's delight

did i eat meat??×?@?@ maybe@!!

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Here's a short comic I drew.

My local fb marketplace continues to deliver, simply nothing like it

one thing about me is if I am watching a british tv I will be repeating what they say in a poor imitation of their accents

this takes an incredible turn

Facebook Marketplace selling famous chia pet duo

always getting new insights into who my phone thinks I am

free the nipple includes iggy pop

assplebees

pre dribking before my friend's wedding has gone TOO well. now I am Drunk.

how long till walmart sells a "i paused my gooning to be here" shirt

dreamed i was in charge of christmas dinner and had to make a dish called "Chicken Jennifer", a roast chicken with a wig of spaghetti made to resemble beautiful, flowing blond locks. it was stuffed with croutons, cream cheese, and had a tiny cornish game hen peeking out of its butt cavity

watching new king of the hill and honest to god feels like coming home

Very cool how the day I have been looking forward to for months actually destroyed me emotionally but I get to go back in September at least to try again and bring my buff trans pillar of support with me who literally got surgery from the same surgeon and have a social worker there to help me too

"I'm autistic, I only deal in facts" is SO FUNNY

Letty-Lou our very playful baby donkey, happy Wednesday

Don’t know who made this but thank you

GUESS WHO IS AT THE TOP SURGERY CONSULT

them: you might be the stupidest cocksucker on earth me, wearing a 'SECOND STUPIDEST COCKSUCKER ON EARTH' t-shirt: wait, shit, really? you think so? get guinness on the phone, right now

A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant. Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed. This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.