Happy birthday to Jô Shishido and his immortal cheeks

My kids are losing their minds because The Brothers McMullen sequel is finally out. They’re running around saying, “I’m the gen x Woody Allen,” and keep trying to get chatgpt to generate a picture of an “Irish American.”

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Heard that at least 1 billion of the price Netflix is paying for WB is for the rights to the beloved intellectual property Pops and Branwell.

If these mergers keep happening, they’re gonna have to invent an LLM that these execs can repeatedly layoff.

One nice thing about never getting enough sleep is that it sort of balances every single thing in your life by making it all seem equally annoying.

I’ve only read maybe 5 sentences in total from the 2 emails they send me everyday, but it seems like Movie Pass has rebranded as an app that you use to invest in another app that doesn’t exist yet but promises to let you gamble on like box office receipts and movie news someday.

I accidentally bought running shoes that are the same color as my skin so expect Bigfoot sightings to increase in and around Burbank California.

everyone is still lost in the end of history neoliberal brain curse huh? “What if non disabled people use disabled accommodations tho?!” Make accommodations for everyone and it doesn’t matter, universally, make a more accommodating world and everyone wins. No one can “cheat” w universal programs

I assume people are reacting to documentarian Ken Burns cutting his bangs with the same sheer horror and despair as when Felicity cut her hair.

“George Soros bankrolls The OA cancellation protests?” Obviously I’m not allowed to talk about this because of an NDA (and can’t because I’m out of breath from doing the OA dance in front of the Netflix offices all day).

Immortality influencer will be a funny career description to read in an obituary someday.

The part in that Roy Orbison song about Gigolette where he decides to stop worrying about Gigolette leaving him for a new guy tomorrow and just give in and embrace the one night he’ll get to spend with her now and the music turns into a patriotic parade march is fucking crazy.

Please consider picking up some of my games, supplements, and resources today. I’ve been sick all week and can’t work and also being sick is expensive. emosludge.itch.io

Have had a leak in my apartment that’s basically causing the ceiling to begin caving in for a while now and they finally had plumbers come yesterday and they fixed a different, totally unrelated leak and then left.

I put outdoor garage light bulbs in the indoor light fixture above my desk in a desperate attempt to treat my seasonal depression and every time I turn it on I feel like I’m being held captive by a killer who’s diabolically showing me pics that they took of me with aging apps. So I guess it works.

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Hey y'all my wife's paycheck on Friday was light because of cancellations, so if you want the original inks for a Power Cat strip for $50, now is the time. Power Cat's birthplace, the carrot shadow puppet one, the nightmare one, and the therapist one are all sold already.

Rip to [Man speaking German on recording] [Repeating German simultaneously]

Interrupting my family trying to show me calendar: Wait, I gotta hop on Bluesky real quick to give the Warren Commission the props they deserve.

I was in Korea being insincere and did a handshake deal on a contract from which there was no turning back.

Worried that my neighbors don’t own enough different types of alarms.

It's my turn to get surgery! 🪢💞🪷🌿💘🪻💖🪢🎉 gofund.me/f556273c0

Been getting migraines just before it starts raining recently which is hopefully enough of a mutant power that one of those sentinel robots shows up and squishes me.

This phrase still pops into my head sometimes like 3 decades later.

Feel like fire is a boring theme for the new Avatar guys. I would’ve made them fro-yo centric.

They should put a funny character in the new Metroid.

I just went to the eye doctor and this weirdly turned out to be genuinely the case. Jokes are real, I guess. It finally makes sense why so many people I know get their medical advice from comedians on podcasts.

Saw a hip-looking LA guy in line at CVS who was wearing a vintage anti abortion t-shirt and spent a few minutes trying to figure out if he was wearing it ironically and then when he turned around I saw he was wearing sweatpants that said “Pro Life” on them and I remembered irony doesn’t exist.

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All they have to do is explain that each Bond movie is a dream the Bond in the following movie is having.

the democrats aren’t cowards, they aren’t stupid or clueless, they’re just rich and don’t care if you die

the people in charge are far dumber than we can even imagine. like, unbelievably dumb. we don't even realize.

Can’t believe we’ve not only normalized doing something every day, but also doing a lot of the same exact things we did the day before.

Have decided that I would look good with the Joe Shishido cheeks but am going to attempt to attain them naturally through intensive cheek enlargement exercises and prayer.

Sometimes Even the River Catches Fire (2025) - wax crayon on paper - 24”x24”

This guy repeated“Whoa…whoa…whoa…” into our shared wall for the entire last inning of the World Series game and for maybe 2 hrs after which of course summoned the ghost of Joey Lawrence who I assume is now doing Beetlejuice stuff over there bc the guy started saying whoa again.

Here's a drawing.

Dreamt last night that I was watching a James Bond movie where he finds out that hell is real and he’s going there bc his license to kill isn’t valid in the eyes of Christ so he basically starts hellmaxxing in an attempt to dethrone Satan.

ending at undetermined time soon!

Every government in every country in the world is fully committed to this mass murder-suicide pact in the name of the Economy, the greatest and most destructive mass psychosis humanity has ever seen. Kill the economy before it kills us

I saw Gavin Newsom crawling around outside, biting people’s feet, and saying “I’m the Pac Man of toes.” If you don’t vote for him I don’t know what to tell you.

It’s important to stay hopeful and maintain a positive vision of the future when you’re in a death cult.

Celebrating “spooky season” by remembering anything I’ve said out loud in the last 4 decades.

In the spirit of Halloween, please enjoy a few songs from this Aqua cover I did in 2018 trashtronix.bandcamp.com/album/water-...