Getting bummed out thinking about how my dog will probably never live in a place that has a yard or fall into a vat of toxic chemicals and become a canine joker.

Hi gang, I'm looking for work, I would love for you to think of me for animation design work, I did a sketch of Donkey Kong this week

tfw the devourer is eating its way into your universe.

Anyway here's kinda how this one ended up

Probably a good sign that, while I was jogging this morning, I almost collided with a guy who ran out of the mist who looked and was dressed exactly like me except he was like 10 years older and had a look of total horror on his face.

Generate an image of Woody Woodpecker at a grave surrounded by other Woodys Woodpecker saying "I don't care who this offends: the man from Up shouldn't have put balloons on his house to celebrate that his wife died." Send to all living family, Linkedin contacts, and girls I asked out in high school.

It seems like only a few years ago that all my friends were naming their newborn children after Baby Yoda or getting Baby Yoda’s trendy haircut or following his fad diet and now they’re all posting stuff like “This loser could never open a movie. Who told this nepo baby he was famous?”

This is exactly how I talk to my dog when I'm trying to get her to stop barking every time my neighbor gets a package.

Just found this screenshot on my computer. I’ve been quoting it for 8 years and had totally forgotten that it was a Redbox review of Exodus: Gods and Kings.

Thought my neighbor was blasting free jazz this morning at 6am and was like "This is kind of annoying, but I didn't realize he was into cool music," and then I realized it was one of his kids screaming.

Getting all hopped up on hose water and fist fighting my 40 year old parents.

Can’t believe that they apparently made a bad movie for kids out of Animal Farm, a great book for savvy adults.

Aleks told me that me and the dog can’t hang out at the coffee shop with her while she’s sitting at a table working bc the two of us are always “Wiggling around in public.”

You shouldn’t start smoking cigarettes since it’s very hard to stop mostly because puffing on a cigarette is one of the most purely joyful things you can experience as a human being and knowing that you’ll have a cigarette between your fingers makes every other indignity of life almost seem worth it

My partner Karissa Sakumoto just started a Patreon for their work, free tier has update posts and there's raffles and mailed stuff for $3/month. Highly recommended!!! patreon.com/krsakumoto

POWER CAT SHIRT You can pre-order a shirt. I need to meet an order minimum of 24 shirts to have this work, but I'm running it until May 30th, so hopefully that gives us enough time. I'll have to cancel the orders if the minimum is not met by then. US orders only! www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

Lo-fi literature thedreadfulpoint.com/2026/04/21/62/

Imagining a strange nightmarish world where jellybeans aren’t the most nutritious food that you could possibly eat while eating a pound of jellybeans.

They think AI is the irresistible future bc they’ve been working to make art a contextless commodity with the human labor or context within time brutally hidden for decades haaa.

Have decided that my neighbor that has 2 Monster Energy logo stickers and a gigantic decal of a torn-up American flag on the back of his car is just a fan of scratching.

A really fun interview by Chris Randle with me and @carolineavenue.bsky.social about Revelations of Divine Love—we got into religion, medieval art, The Monster Mash, and the Corman Mindset: www.thestopgap.net/i-wanted-to-...

girlscout is a 12 page comic published in @kushkomikss.bsky.social's š! #58 '18+'. its about a murdered girlscout who pursues her killer down highway 81 in 90s pennsylvania, along with a dead dog named mr collins. this thread is the whole comic #altcomics #illustration #ocart #ocsky #art #artsky

Once again misinterpreted someone angrily honking at me as a friendly interaction like I’m a recently-thawed Encino Man but this time I earnestly thought they were beckoning me over to ask me a question.

I'm teaching a 3 session Script Anatomy class that starts on Sunday, May 3rd where I'll be sharing my extensive knowledge on how to take your TV pilot from an outline to a full draft. (First tip: add dialogue!) Sign up info here: scriptanatomy.com/product/2026...

screen time

From my comic Combed Clap of Thunder. Available digitally here: emosludge.itch.io/combed-clap-... (Will be available physically again once I get a new shop set up. DM for now if you want one shipped to you)

Idk if this an actual trend in stand up comedy or just in reels that instagram desperately wants to show me, but I keep seeing comedians doing a bit where they reassure their audience that even though they might seem gay, they’re actually completely heterosexual.

Hope people are reminding their kids that no matter what choices you make or circumstances you end up in, you can always look back on them with some degree of fondness and appreciation as long as you make sure that your life always gets progressively worse.

There's a new SFULTRA. It's about earth's current most wonderful ongoing comic Dai Dark. If you enjoyed me enthusing about Dorohedoro in 2018, time is flat circle and god (aka Q Hayashida) is back in the building. Free for everyone to listen here www.patreon.com/posts/155544...

Just found out about “doing your taxes.” Seems fake.

just wanna remind everyone that ppl like me that make $20k or less per year are the majority. anything that says otherwise is false.

The Anthology of the Killer is coming out for consoles and over the coming days I would like to share the art I made for the game, mostly in the form of posters for each chapter, hope you look at and enjoy them and play Anthology of the Killer

Once again the comics, health care, and insurance industries have failed a comic creator. It shouldn't fall on us to help but it does. I always kick some money in when I see a gofundme for for people who made comics that I sold when I was a retailer... and there have been a lot of them.

I just went to an A$AP Rocky-themed LensCrafters.

The only career left for a lot of young people is being paid by the federal government to pretend that they have Saturday Night Live in England.

Here's a joke from the book I am still currently writing.

Surprised that my filing system where I name files any random series of words or letters that pops into my head and then put them in a folder called like “fldr 1million” has failed me yet again.

I do feel a little bit bad for the people behind me when I’m zoned out and driving 11mph, but it is kind of their fault for letting a guy that’s driving this slow get in front of them.

Nick Cave sings Wichita Lineman on the Flea jazz album and he sounds kind of like Dracula uncomfortably singing karaoke at his daughter’s sweet 16, and then I’m p sure he falls asleep during the trumpet solo.

Was daydreaming about villains reading out my resume like they do when they chase Jason Bourne or whoever and them being like, “This is a guy that can literally lose anything. He has lost his car keys on the way from his pocket to the lock.”

My favorite tv shows that are totally real and that I watch on television using a series of licensed apps and dongles are British SNL, My SNL Wife, Aquarium SNL, FBI:SNL, Get Me Out of Here I’m Not on SNL, SNL Fiancee, and Dark SNL.

ABSOLUTE LAST CALL to purchase something from my Big Cartel shop. It's shutting down on Friday and I won't have a new store for physical goods briefly until I set myself up on a new service. -> emosludge.bigcartel.com

Like to use a lot of exclamation points in work emails not to come across as excited or friendly, but to make sure readers realize that all my thoughts are echoing around a large cavernous skull.

I've been struggling to get this style to work, but now that I’m covered in bug bites, I think the look has really come together.

Harry G. Peter doesn't get enough love. His flat storybook style brought important mundanity to the bizarre comics he had to draw. Like a dry newsman reporting the most outlandish shit.

Heyo i'm entirely freelance and have been sidelined by long covid for the past month. I set up a Ko-fi if anyone wants to send me a tip so I can keep up with bills while I'm healing, it is appreciated ko-fi.com/roshanabraham