Everything being so bad rn really puts small inconveniences in perspective (by allowing you to view them as side effects of larger systemic problems and then lose your mind).

back in the news :(

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN’T MY IMMINENT SCREEN DEBUT

soap and water…classic combo

Pls remember they spent millions of dollars creating an Annabelle the Haunted Doll of the left (M3gan) and Trump still got elected.

last night at Dodger Stadium I heard a French person say “Le bobblehead” and yes, she was wearing a Breton stripe shirt

Hello! I finally finished my new EP "Brothers." It's inspired by my favorite book The Brothers Karamazov. You can listen to it and/or buy it on Bandcamp if you want. I'll put it on other streaming sites at some point I guess! aisus.bandcamp.com/album/brothers

The ability to have the best of everything is wasted on people who are ideologically opposed to understanding how anything works

I’ve never met a man who seems to like it when I call him “hoss” but that’s simply not enough to stop me from doing it

is anyone over here talking about The Shrouds at GraveTech Cemetery

Fellow @spectaclenyc.bsky.social comrade and master type designer @btuttle.bsky.social won an award at this year's Type Directors Club for his title design for our film "Revelations of Divine Love"! What a brucha it is having such wonderful and talented pals www.instagram.com/p/DI19_WyRpyh/

if you use the word “limerence” I’m stealing your wallet

a lot of times when I say I’m a fan of something it turns out I’m just a fan of the first 3-5 years of something, and I’m sure this requires no introspection on my part

touch glass www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

sorry I couldn’t stop laughing :( in my defense…it’s really funny

New Thomas Pynchon novel announcement 4 months into the Year of Paranoia…how does she do it

but I don’t LIKE when thanatos is at the wheel!!

It would blow your mind how much I don’t watch videos. When I encounter a video online I think “maybe I’ll watch that later” and then I do not watch it later.

we’ve gotta go back to calling people tools

the nap has concluded once mascara starts running into my eye

I don’t think the fact that my jaw has started popping again is related to this. I think that’s something different.

social media sucks so bad now I’ve decided to go all in on cowboy reddit

Mahmoud Khalil has become a political prisoner for protesting a US-backed genocide. His detention heralds new vistas of repression made possible by institutions and technological developments begun by the War on Terror.

I interviewed Paul W.S. Anderson for @screenslate.bsky.social: www.screenslate.com/articles/be-...

I don’t care about the wooly mice. So what, that’s a perm.

when I talk about “the good ol’ days” I’m referring to the period when people used to tell me I was intimidating

In my “searching for answers” era and also the closely related “rejecting the answers I’m getting” era

Unexpected downstream result of seeing La Chimera on Easter last year is that I now think of Kraftwerk’s “Spacelab” as a springtime song

big news day for Californians who hate their governor in the good way :(

I know pessimism isn’t actually an effective bulwark against hurt and disappointment, but if you find one, you’ll let me know, right

sure I'll rewatch The Age of Innocence

It’s called “Golden Notebooking” and a lot of women do it…

the lord hath forsaken me for some reason

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

*whips entire body around so quickly you can hear my neck crack* I ACTUALLY HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THAT

I really have no way to process the fact that the likelihood of me and everyone I love dying in a stupid and preventable way has increased exponentially in the past month, and that it will somehow only get worse lol

on principle I like when a tree’s roots simply BLAST through the sidewalk, but in practice I am sometimes wearing heels…

Though they’ve been in ascendancy for a while, I believe we are now truly in the era of the annoying man.

ok it’s February 15th, time for everyone to post their enemies

I finally figured out the funniest day to wear my jack-o-lantern sweatshirt

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

I’m doing pretty well for someone who was up until 5am having Night Thoughts™️

the super bowl makes me feel like I’m living in a Verhoeveneque dystopia even at the best of times, so uhhhh, I’m all good thanks

If you don’t love Steven Soderbergh at his bad movie you don’t deserve Steven Soderbergh at his good movie

pilates teacher started a sentence with “because you have strong triceps,”

my favorite part of being a Californian is the uneasy moment between someone saying they hate the governor and finding out whether they mean that in the good way or the bad way

Ah yes, the famously effective appeasement strategy.

my most overused lies: 1. I’ll definitely check that out! 2. I’m willing to be convinced 3. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy

it’s actually good I didn’t turn out to be beautiful because The House of Mirth would have definitely happened to me otherwise

anybody struck any cruel bargains lately?