ROSES ARE RED FRANKENSTEIN’S ALIVE BING BONG TO YOUR MOTHER KNICKS IN FIVE

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Football is 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

After all of these turnovers and injuries, we simply must investigate the playing surface in Monstropolis.

My friends & I are becoming slowly obsessed with the ESPN broadcast playing Phil Collins' "Take Me Home" into the ad break at the end of the 3rd quarter each week.

Many people are calling it the worst football game since Broncos/Raiders.

Mobility is important in NYC. So far, I’ve seen: ✅ baby in a stroller ✅ dog in a stroller ✅ gaming PC in a stroller

Me every time George Springer goes to the plate for the next two weeks.

Shohei Ohtani tonight.

Folks, we’ve made it.

Phillies fans picking themselves up from October heartbreak and changing the channel to find the Eagles losing to Jaxson Dart.

America: Please show us one thing to show you aren’t tilting egregious calls towards the Chiefs. NFL Refs:

Football 301 is going LIVE in an hour at 3 ET with draft grades! Come hang out with me, @mattharmon.bsky.social, and @fourverts.bsky.social for our favorite (and least favorite) classes, player-team fits we like, and more! youtube.com/live/Jd8NBh1...

This! Tonight! Just right!

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I have some truly terrible draft ideas that I think you'll all enjoy. TUNE IN!

It’s draft week! And Football 301 and the entire Yahoo NFL team will have it covered. Join us for pick-by-pick reactions and analysis during our LIVE draft shows on Thursday and Friday night! Plus, mocks, recaps, grades, and more. Going to be a fun week. Come hang out!

New Football 301! @mattharmon.bsky.social joins me to sprinkle some mild, medium, and spicy draft predictions! - RBs going early & often - A star WR getting traded - __ QBs getting drafted in the 1st round and more! 🍎: tinyurl.com/4kty7rb4 ✳️: tinyurl.com/2pxxbb4n

the *business* president

BIG SHOW coming your way tomorrow live on @yahoosports.bsky.social YouTube at 11 am ET! @fourverts.bsky.social will be breaking down the WR class in depth. Don't miss this one: www.youtube.com/live/HRPgepW...

Half as long as The Brutalist and twice as good!

Yahoo Sports is hiring producer/editors – contract work, fully remote (unless you want to work in the office). ALL are welcome to apply; if you can do the work and you're not a jerk, put your name in the hat. PLEASE do not make me post this to LinkedIn.

[adjusts monocle] why yes, I am watching the best show on television.

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Which player or team are you panicking about coming out of the first week of free agency and why? Best responses make "The People's Panic Meter" segment on Tuesday's podcast. Want to jump to the front of the line? Hit us up with a voice or video message [email protected]

Smart fantasy analysis AND free agency reporting? Why, we have you covered. @mattharmon.bsky.social and @joriepstein.bsky.social doing a LIVE Yahoo Fantasy Forcast on YouTube right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFXB...

Did the Chris Berman “the rrrrrraiiiiiddderrrrssssssggggghh” voice for the girlfriend. Surprised that women don’t like that one.

[knowing with 10000% certainty that your microphone is muted] I think you may be on mute.

here is our extremely unofficial and unscientific tier list of how each team should be (and/or already have been) talking in spring training about their goals/expectations for 2025

America NEEDED to be reminded of what a random Wednesday night episode of Conan was like in 2003.

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One of the two most important things happening on the @yahoosports.bsky.social YouTube tonight... www.youtube.com/live/G2Jf0as...

honestly it’s an honor to be nominated.

Ummmmm holy crap youtube.com/live/pdxBMxc...

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IT’S YOUR COUSIN MARVIN, MARVIN MIMS

Literally had to google Robbie Williams to confirm he wasn’t an animated chimp and then when the page was loading I was expecting the Google results to only show me pictures of animated chimps.

Eberflus immediately finding good work advising both the Raiders and Chiefs on clock management simultaneously.

My stupid podcast is here on this new stupid website.

Just realized when I deactivated my Tw*tt*r, I lost my precious drafts.

Amazon: [comes up with the shittiest movie idea] ~18 months later~ Al Michaels: [lifelessly cold reading the synopsis to 16 million people]