Instead of hoping for nine ghouls to help, the proactive reaction to this is to find out where all these conversion camp people live and

the fascists genuinely felt fear and weakness when they saw footage of the assassination of charlie kirk, RIGHTFULLY — they watched the entire country learn how to win a debate against someone who asks their opponent "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

What a time to live in Civilization, the vast industrial engine that sucks up every living thing, grinds it up, and spits out money and toxic waste

this is a society that hates children and hates the queer, of course it loves conversion therapy. bipartisan commitment to grinding down the young, to torturing them into doing whatever their official owners (parents, schools, the state) tell them to do

pack the court (into a large trunk and throw it into a volcano)

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the best way to deal with fascism is to somehow roll things back to how they were like ten minutes before the fascism started, that should clear everything up

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75

Fredy Perlman

As an American I remember Benjamin Netanyahu a few years ago giving a speech before Congress where he said everyone protesting the US/israel genocide of Palestine in America is a foreign terrorist (implication the state should lawfully kill us) to a standing ovation from both parties,

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

two paths stretch out before you, to the left, the way of the hot crowded train, to the right, the road of the warm lazy dog

you should be in the woods right now

another tiny pig update

listen this isn't a regular sonic game it's a Super sonic game, he doesn't just run fast he runs Super fast, when he bonks into a wall & spills all the rings he spills a million rings & he looks like a fuckup, we got TWENTY dumb sidekicks who do the same thing as Sonic who you'll instantly forget

"Today, virtually every single claim about psychopathy has been either thoroughly refuted or failed to find empirical support in experimental settings. Psychopathy may not exist at all." aeon.co/essays/psych...

no one can make a "without context" version of me, I was born out of context and I'll die out of context, I will live free from God's cage with the rest of the wild dogs

hello great beast

Brazil’s President Lula is a hero to the Left but he recently privatized entire rivers in the Amazon. He *gave* the Tapajós river to the Cargill Corp. so they could dredge (destroy) it to increase the volume of their soy shipments, a major driver of deforestation.

“The committee … can decide that the very presence of an endangered species is an unacceptable obstacle to the oil and gas industry’s balance sheet. When the God Squad grants an exemption, the species in question is put at risk of extinction.”

saw some of the latest No Kings march, I'm informed that the problems with Trump are that he is 1. dumb and 2. orange, if a third problem crops up I'll keep you updated

Welcome to Super Seabird Sunday where we ask you to share photos, videos & artwork of seabirds to brighten timelines. Here is my contribution; a pair of magnificent European Shags at their nest on the Isle of May #SuperSeabirdSunday

“sports” in general was a bad idea and humans should go back to playing like every other animal, wrestling like dogs do until they get tired, chasing each other around trees like squirrels, splashing in the water for fun like whales

“trans kids in sports” is possibly the dumbest moral panic of our lifetimes. you’re mad that a trans kid might beat your kid in a race, what are you twelve, go sit in a corner, go outside and shut up and listen to the birds, you poor rube, you sad piece of shit

Platner apologized for posts which recently surfaced from a Letterboxd account active from 2017 to 2021. In a review for the French horror film Martyrs, Platner referred to it as his "comfort film." In a tearful apology video posted hours after the news broke, Platner spoke of his military service

I prefer the bears to handle the camera tech work over the wolves.

You’re really all paying for a service that super imposes Burger King ads over the screen if you pause what you’re watching? And that’s knowledge I’m supposed to have just coming in to understand the funny image?

Christian Zionist God waking up every day and going “I wanted to end the world today but I can’t because there’s too many Palestinians in Hebron boo hoo,” your deity’s a dumb loser and so are you

well this is bullshit, I don't know any of these famous pigs

another dozen or so No Kings marches and we’ll finally get rid of all these kings

The official vote is in from West Pacific Fishery Council. Every single Pacific National Monument will be opened to commercial fishing. Longlines in Papahānaumokuākea All fishing gear in Rose Atoll The entire Marianas Trench reserve gone 1M+ square miles, >80% of US protected waters abolished

ok well that's stupid . maybe voters shouldn't have that kind of power . maybe society is stupid and should fail

everything alive is being murdered to maintain a civilization where everyone is constantly miserable

Desert Tortoise — another potential candidate for the God Squad. It lives in the Mojave Desert, where solar projects, transmission lines, and development are expanding rapidly. The future is green. The tortoise is not so sure.

"[T]he group worked together to lift and hold the newborn sperm whale near the surface with their bodies. All 11 members of Unit A assisted in the process at one point or another"

pig family update

good morning hyrax

I CAN’T

if and when American troops start dying there are going to be a lot of people jumping to blame Trump for that, to say "this is why Trump is bad, he's getting our troops killed" and I want to say that's wrong, because our troops should be killed, as quickly and as often as possible

ME: would your dog like a treat CUSTOMER: ha ha no, he’s fine ME: fuck you, of course your dog wants a treat, you asshole, you piece of shit, don’t make a liar out of your dog

the whole “spitting on the troops” thing was always a myth but we should start doing it for real

illustration 1, the procession of the Gods

can’t wait for the remake of the kid’s movies of the YA series by the billionaire bigot, the one that’s going to be more faithful to her Vision, that will include stuff like abolishing slavery is for dumb girls and wizards shitting their pants

"there are other books to read" is true but i think a lot of these adult HP fans should probably just stop reading. sit in the woods for a while. if im meeting somebody new & they tell me they like reading i wanna hear about it. but i dont want to hear about it from anyone who liked HP 5 minutes ago

It is unethical to show me screenshots of headlines from The Atlantic.

civilization isn’t collapsing fast enough