Green iguana yesterday in San Juan, Puerto Rico by the Atlantic Ocean. 🦎

Today, the Prairieland defendants Ines Soto, Joy Gibson, and Rebecca Morgan were sentenced to 50, 15, and 15 years, respectively. This is political persecution for the sole purpose of terrorizing potential protesters. But if we let them scare us out of organizing, that will only endanger us more.

excited to announce that A24 has optioned these bad doodles of mine as a three-part AI-assisted trilogy of films featuring my "OCs," the Harrumphing Buffalo, the Disappointed Fishapod, and Severed Head Of Werner Herzog Being Eaten By A Bear

every time video game news breaks all the video gamers are weeping blood and tearing their hair out in clumps, why don't you guys come outside with us, toss around this frisbee, kick this here hacky sack around for a while

Observing...

“sports” in general was a bad idea and humans should go back to playing like every other animal, wrestling like dogs do until they get tired, chasing each other around trees like squirrels, splashing in the water for fun like whales

“trans kids in sports” is possibly the dumbest moral panic of our lifetimes. you’re mad that a trans kid might beat your kid in a race, what are you twelve, go sit in a corner, go outside and shut up and listen to the birds, you poor rube, you sad piece of shit

“the next 250 years”? hahaha buddy if you’re lucky you’ve got another twenty

Continued global heating could trigger climate tipping points, and feedback loops, that would lock the world into a new and hellish “hothouse Earth” climate far worse than the 2-3C temperature rise world is on track to reach www.theguardian.com/environment/...

it’s awesome that the two biggest stories right now are “thousands of people are dying all over the world because it’s so hot” and “there’s a lot of oil stuck in the Persian Gulf and we need to get it out, so we can burn it, please help us burn all this oil”

I don’t think the internet should be banned for anyone. That would be wrong. I think the internet should be blown up, with a bomb

if you made me some sort of mad king i'd take a day off march and january and give them to february, then swap a day from may to september and july to november, then jan-july would have 30 days and aug-dec would have 31. much easier to remember

Big win today for a society that employs “child genitals inspectors”, a society that builds space and demand for them I guess. Congrats to them

good night baby pig

I don’t think anyone should be allowed online until they reach a certain age and that age should be a hundred and fifty

a week of Americans telling the rest of the world to solve global warming with air conditioning, this country can’t collapse fast enough

pig family at the hay buffet

[guy who’s really into Transformers who just decided he’s also really into Marx] Transformers is super radical actually, the good truck robot represents the workers, the bad gun robot represents the bourgeoisie, the dinosaur robots represent uh, the tendency of the rate of profit to fall

Learn

I’m a gamer and I’m playing Gungel for the Xbox 360. It asks the question what if an angel had a gun that he shot people to death with it in 2007?

I keep voting for capitalist machine politicians to do socialism and instead they do capitalist machine politicking, I don't know what's going wrong here, maybe another decade or so of voting for capitalist machine politicians will do the trick

not a great sign for us that of all the courses suggested to fight ecological collapse (reducing our consumption and extraction, dismantling our networks of industrial exploitation and pollution) the only one that's caught on is the call to kill living things en masse

Bears vs. Trail cameras

...of immigration control? YES. but plz let's not make it seem like the nightmare of nation-state borders is of recent provenance. since 1492.

i know ppl like to say how recent an invention ICE is, & by that logic, assume it can be piecemeal abolished. but when i grew up a child in the 80s i was still worried that my undocumented parents would be picked up in an INS raid: INS the organization that preceded ICE. is ICE an intensification...

taking a new online quiz from the dying internet, the one that tells me that I'm 62% Polymarket and 38% Kalshi, and also that I'm 43% "hopepunk" and 57% "doomer," using my single precious life to do this while the earth burns at the end of the world

The last of the Eider ducks and ducklings are leaving the island...

looking at global temperatures and thinking about the Obama energy strategy, which was to put money into solar and wind production while fracking the fuck out of anything in sight for oil and gas with the implication that it sort of cancels out, a level of batshit that is now the liberal norm

It’s so on the nose that it’s going to be dangerously hot for the 250th. Enjoy it folks, one way or another it’s the last big milestone for this country.

they keep talking about a "Fetterman 2.0" but that can't be right because there's already like fifty Fettermans, there's nothing but Fettermans, every one of these chucklefucks they elect is a Fetterman

every American when they read about climate change

rejecting New Atheism (Dawkins etc) and embracing Old Atheism (a nameless ape in a forest who believes only in the power of earth and stone)

because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up

big fuzzy lady

who could call this sweet baby a monster

I met a rodent man in the tunnels under the city and his eyes were kind and his expression warm and welcoming

why is anyone still paying attention to the New York times, is it because we have some vague sense that it used to be Important in old timey times, is it the puzzle section, is it the font

I want a socialist president, I want a communist tsar, I want a people’s Sun King

Pines are so sick

good night beautiful pig

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

MAHA 2024: we're going to make Froot Loops healthy again, Toucan Sam will be ripped and ejaculating healthy sperm on every box MAHA 2026: your food is full of Roundup and your organs are full of plastic waste but on the plus side everyone is getting measles

just a reminder that as much as they’d like us to think otherwise these not immortal priest-kings, these are just nine shitty assholes in robes with names and addresses

I’m always saying this

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth

You had me at mud

thinking again of 2020 and its lessons: destroy the physical infrastructure that oppresses you; when you have them running keep them running; and above all, electoralism is a trap

Graphic design is my passion.