I've seen squirrels use tools and symbols

he doesn’t know it’s Christmas, buffalo don’t celebrate Christmas, like all animals buffalo worship Leviathan, beast of beasts and slayer of men

just found out that megachurch christians rewrote “Hallelujah” to be about the Baby Jesus, fuckin Shrek to Christian Nationalism pipeline

Pile and Ren

merry christmas swamp raccoons

there’s a lot more Grinch shit out there than there used to be, presumably because of the universally beloved children’s film where Ron Howard dresses thousands of people up like mutant roadkill

One of the more distressing things about Christmas is seeing a ton of decorations meant to signify winter in a northern hemisphere that is increasingly not experiencing “winter” anymore

people spent all year talking about an album by “geese” and I was disappointed to learn it is not a Songs of the Humpback Whale style recording of geese

excited to see Christopher Nolan prepare the most boring version of Greek myth ever imagined

still seeing people refer to US government as "we" in 2025, the fuck's going on there people, does Trump call you up and ask you if it's okay if he disappears your neighbors, did Biden ask for your permission before arming the Gaza genocide, did Obama do a vibe check before bombing Afghan kids

From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW Hi John, Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.

getting together with family but nobody is building a nest in a tree hole or regurgitating insects for their young, it’s garbage, Christmas is garbage

saw someone share something from Zizek and like everything from Zizek it was stupid and racist, if you make me look at that clown depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels

computer crime, article, illustration, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/1978...

White-spotted slug snakes love rainy night. This guy was out exploring the edges of suburbia.

1950s novelty singer: boopty doopty, santa slide down my chimney, with your dick, pay me for sex, with children’s christmas presents record executive: excellent, have this playing in every Walgreens immediately

ah, just what the fabled white working class has always wanted, to eat more formaldehyde

new study on environmental impacts of AI data centers: -power demand nearing that of the UK -carbon pollution equivalent to NYC -water consumption comparable to all bottled water corporations combined www.cell.com/patterns/ful...

#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...

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it's actually pretty funny that they treat congress the same way they treat any poor fucker trying to file a FOIA request

the president acts like he’s above the law. but what if we stop him… with a new law!

[five minutes after the invention of the exploding knife robot] like it or not the knife robot is here to stay, the knife robot is Progress

Christmas truly is a celebration of life in that as a kid I thought it was fun and as an adult it fills me with anxiety depression and nameless dread

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beautiful water lizard

"there's no such thing as a fish ha ha" yeah I mean in the sense that all taxonomy is and always has been arbitrary, you know that's not limited to fish right, like there's no such thing as humans either, or was that one not on the meme you saw

NEW: Public records show Florida licenses capture of thousands of wild sharks and rays to major aquarium corporations around the world. >2/3 of animals permitted for capture were IUCN-redlisted. 95% of licenses list one contractor — remember this name — Dynasty Marine 🧵

“whether we like it or not, AI is here to stay” motherfucker the world is literally burning, the arctic is melting, we’re running out of arable soil and drinkable water and the thing you think is “here to stay” is computers that drink a lake to make jpgs of plastic ladies with big tits

beautiful endangered species being killed by people who are destroying their habitat to photograph them, I want to scream

Charles Burns

I love this shot. It looks like this Canada Goose is ice skating. #birding #birdphotography

gender is a social construct, race is made up, but you know what I think is real, is Generations, your personality and politics and social reality are determined by what ten to fifteen year block of time you were born in, by your level of nostalgia for the Megaman franchise

good morning beautiful pig

be the change you want to see in the world

at the end of the Rudolph tv special when the Burl Ives snowman is singing Holly Jolly Christmas and he gets to the "kiss her once for me" part he's way too into it, that snowman is way too into watching other people make out, that snowman's a fuckin perv

not a good sign that the critique of AI quickly dropped the element of "it is literally killing us" and stuck to the fact that it's merely ugly and wrong. like would you accept it burning through lakes if it could do math, would you not mind choking on its poison air if it could get fingers right

“[technology x] isn’t going anywhere” buddy I hate to break it to you but the AMOC is collapsing, we’re all going away at this rate, whatever little toy you got obsessed with isn’t gonna make it either

We talk about species extinction, but the real story is ecosystem extinction. When ecosystems disappear, they take thousands of species with them, named or not. Most of those losses never enter a database.

good morning beautiful lizard

my position on guns is that every gun should be taken away from every human and given to an animal, and that animals could maybe give us a five minute head start

Been doing a lot of research and deep thinking about the current state of the world and honestly believe that the one person who could solve a lot of these problems is Ghost Rider.

huh, how'd they get way over there, were they lost or something