everybody loves lettuce

for a good sixty years every right-wing conspiracy crackpot has been raving about the secret new world order plot to reduce the global population and here in the year 2026 every day a new billionaire gets up and goes "the peasants need to make more peasants"

Good news: America's over

this was taken a few days ago on a highway in North Dakota. that's not snow, that's dry, dead topsoil blowing in the wind

"get with the times" no! the times suck! the times are really bad

fuck em up, bear

guinea pig eats treat, finishes treat, immediately looks for more treats

After over 17 years of imprisonment for taking direct action to defend the ecosystems that all our lives depend on, environmental activist Marius Mason has finally been released from captivity. Thank you for everything, Marius. supportmariusmason.org

MAHA 2024: we're going to make Froot Loops healthy again, Toucan Sam will be ripped and ejaculating healthy sperm on every box MAHA 2026: your food is full of Roundup and your organs are full of plastic waste but on the plus side everyone is getting measles

I'm not sure what the line about "being male socialized" is supposed to prove. Do people think being "socialized male" means getting backslaps in a fancy private club and not like years of bullying and physical assault

a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')

people will talk about What Radicalized Them and their radical vision of the future is running a primary candidate who is slightly to the left of an existing candidate in order to Make America Socialist over the course of ten thousand years, through the gradual process of erosion and deposit

give them a raise

there’s a bunch of people who keep posting about “generation” shit on here and sorry but I’m just muting you all because you’re dumb and your brains don’t work

Our remote trail cameras recently captured footage of a wild jaguar moving through a Sky Island mountain range south of Tucson, in the ancestral lands of the Tohono O'odham. More information: biodiv.us/3Pks4AM

hello beautiful geese

Here's Why the Left Needs to Enter the Portal

Two members of the Auk family; Razorbills and Puffin

Never forget 5/13/1985

coming to this like a year late but Grant Morrison saying that AI is good because it's like a magic spell or whatever is the most Grant Morrison shit ever

seeing a lot of people plot out new hypothetical Democrat campaign strategies, doing fantasy football shit with politicians while the fascists take over, and I say this with love, get your fucking heads out of your ass you dumb fucks

listen AI is Progress because it didn’t exist years ago and it does now, like factory farms and bitcoin and remote controlled flying missile robots

Ruffed grouse drumming

people go on about "No Kings" but kings stopped talking like this because eventually people just killed them

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

saw some real dumb shit on here but didn't quote tweet it or anything, just went outside and watched a squirrel chase another squirrel around a tree

Taking a month off from work to study Wisdom.

Happy Mother's Day

I gave pig mom an extra big lettuce leaf for mother’s day

these projects need to be stopped, the ones that already exist need to be physically torn apart, the people behind them need to be fed to hungry bears

he wasn't wrong about the word animal thing

bluesky is the Democratic Party of social media in that its identity is based entirely around being better than Twitter and it’s barely better than Twitter

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

working tirelessly to give a shit about AOC

there’s too many liberals on this site sure but there’s also way too many fuckin americans

everybody’s very excited today

In 1871, during the Paris Commune, one of the first acts people collectively took was shooting out all of the clocks throughout the city.

Politician winning pitch: what if your world died with everyone and everything on it and also that’s not important?

too much news happening, too many events, put me in charge and I will fix this, by turning everyone into large tortoises, colorful birds and wise old trees

posting for academic purposes

[Mamdani does a photo op with a child] aw yeah socialism, turns out you can just do things [Mamdani’s police beat protesters into a bloody pulp] listen the mayor has no real power actually, the mayor is helpless like a baby bird

good morning beautiful geese

Keir Starmer has one facial expression and it is the look of a constipated man who has just realized he's trying to shit in front of an oncoming train

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The guy across the street took down his Harley-Davidson flag suggesting that in these difficult times the crises rocking the nation of Harley-Davidson have caused him to abandon his patriotism for Harley-Davidson