Update: I found them. Tucked in a corner of my nightstand I swear I had searched two weeks ago

I clicked through the quotes on this and there’s a lot of Famke Jannsen in goldeneye and fellas that’s not a hot toxic woman that’s just a dominatrix! You do you but know the difference!

Justin Timberlake voice: 🎶Read Me the Giver🎶

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

no one will bother me when I'm wearing my

I have looked everywhere and I cannot find my case where I keep my Switch cartridges

Feel the Dino-MIGHT with Rex Power - Invasion of the Fear Bugs! Out today, and available from all good retailers for only £9.99! https://bit.ly/4sDQ1kG

Welcome to the resistance, *checks notes*, the Cato Institute!

It’s a beautiful day. Spring is in the air. But that this video begins with the address on the carpet, and realizing that all this time there has been a bug prop and costume store ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE MAGNET THEATER has destroyed me

what on earth are you talking about?

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Last night my darling wife reminded me of Mayor Pete hosting Kimmel on March 12th, 2020 and I’m gonna need the whole weekend to recover

Hope you enjoy good podcasts

Bill and Joe looking extremely alive and thriving!

Been wondering about this! Glad to know where we're at!!

I had to make multiple lists #my9games First up: 90s Nintendo

Inside the Philly Situation Room last night when they blew up the Chicken Man and they blew up his house too

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Let's fucking go

About to enter my Scooter era

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

Not wrong bro but she published that book before you voted to confirm her

My god they’re going to rebrand it again

I never knew Rothko painted the N64 Expansion Pak

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

The Simpsons killed Seymour and Selma

Got such a good photo of the city covered in snow today

In the hallowed pantheon of heroes, some names will echo throughout the ages. Dewey. Bloodterror. Blooperno. That one guy I'm actually forgetting, but he had a long butt? Threadcount. Generations from now, few will forget their exploits, on the way...from the Earth to Some Moons.

If you’re watching Survivor in the NYC area, let’s all stick around for the local news where one of the tops stories is: HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS NEW LAWYERS

It should be the Billie Idolish

Strip law is good, millennial total cultural victory

Sure, there's been a lot of news this week, but hey at least Napoleon's not around anymore! See the rest of “Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Sense and Feelings 💍” on our YouTube! (@rudetalesofmagic) #rudetalesofmagic #dndpodcast #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #oceans #battlefields

I think it’s very telling that when Punch was fighting for his goddamn life out there Moo Deng was nowhere to be found. She was supposed to be so great. Everyone loved her. I told you all she had no substance. I was right to despise her.

I would think if I was horny for states' rights I would be losing my fucking shit at this administration for making an example of one state in particular.

Get the kleenex ready

Happy survivor 50 day to all who celebrate

With both NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE and STRIP LAW, I’ve been cry-laughing through the darkest depths of this winter

This week on Rude Talks of Chatting: An XL ep (nearly 2 hrs!) with the whole crew on mic to close the book on Nethermurk, say goodbye to Chris and Carly, and tease BLUE KINDNESS HIGH

It's such a joy to get to make comedy with my amazing friends, crazy that it's been almost 7 years (the first ep of Rude Tales was recorded in May '19) ! Congrats on an amazing run @drhastings.bsky.social, I'll be missing your skin and your flesh and your fats ❤️

Watch Sense & Feelings

Listened to the finale of @rudetales.bsky.social 's Nethermurk campaign today while I was out and ohhhh my goddddddd So many things got me that I wouldn't have expected he's a big kid he's a big kid nowwwww ;A; if you like actual play podcastsl listen to Rude Tales of Magic fuck, dude

Really good

Damn sounds like people should go watch the whole episode on youtube 👀

For those going through Regency horn-dog withdrawal waiting for Bridgerton Season 4 Part 2, may I present...

Finally got to listen to the last episode of Rude Tales' Nethermurk campaign. I remain so impressed with the group's creativity and variety of characters that still keep the core of the show intact from campaign to campaign in a way precious few RPG podcasts manage www.rudetalesofmagic.com/episodes

Watching From the Earth to the Moon. You’d think after 28 years HBO might have corrected this

We recorded this months ago and I’m still reeling

Not great!

The revelations about Humpty Dumpty on this episode will SHOCK YOU