Strange that Tim is being so circumspect in not mentioning what those dangers are. What's he hiding?

Obviously this didn't go the way we wanted, but congrats to Amy! It was an honor just to be nominated. Next year ❤️

Albert v. Bryan? Jeez that case was so intense they named the courthouse after it

Did you know I’m bravely on Letterboxd? boxd.it/5krq7

Kluggin' (wathing a Twilight Zone episode with Jack Klugman in it)

This is like Toyota introducing a car without seats www.avclub.com/alamo-drafth...

gotta be some use for this at some point

Trying to imagine holding my phone with one hand to film something and I get hit by a car but I don't drop the phone or fall over or say "ow the car hit me". Seems like one or all of those things would have to happen 🤷

gotta hear both sides with respect to shooting poets in the head

The most chilling thing to read. “The bottom line is this: When a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep your life,” Representative Wesley Hunt of Texas said on Newsmax." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/o...

As PBS and mainstream pundits and Democrats call for more money to ICE for "training," here's what's happening in the real world:

It’s nice to do this but also makes you feel like a crazy person because if he had been hit by the car he would not have been able to fire the gun or calmly walk away!! He would have been *hit by the car*! Why do we need to undertake forensic analysis when they say the sky is green

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

I willed this into existence—you’re welcome, Pontius! bsky.app/profile/jple...

The AI-generated podcast stuff truly confounds me. I guess there are people who enjoy asking Alexa or Siri things and expand that into: What if my robot friend could tell me a story about the news? These people have wrinkle-free brains.

It is going to be hard fucking work, including because there are a looooot of people who benefit from being able to say "oh well what are your choices? it's me or the fascist." That gives them a perverse incentive to not eradicate fascism.

"More training" is proposed as a solution by cops because it's a way to pretend they are addressing an issue while actually just getting more money

This is probably going to demand a depressing amount of repetition, but here goes. If Renee Nicole Good was a childless foreign national, its still wasn't OK for a federal employee to straight up execute her. Begging everyone to not concede one inch of ground to this toxic framing.

man it's so awesome that state force can apparently only ever be deployed against people protesting cruelty and never against the ones causing the cruelty

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

How many times do you think Trump explained Phantom of the Opera to a bunch of disinterested 14 year old girls on Epstein's Island

Goddamn. "MY LITTLE SPICE WOMEN."

Me, walking around faithlessly: haha I’ll never believe!! *the jazzman starts testifying* Me: Fuuuuu—

If you're wondering, it's "Guy in a Treasure of the Sierra Madre scenario who is horny for sharing"

I got back from Christmas a week ago and my mom just asked if I knew where a sharpie she misplaced was

Tomorrow's episode of @rudetales.bsky.social has one of my favorite one-line dumb bit NPCs that I've ever come up with

the perfect thumbnail

Feels like Nature is calling out for Jackass 5

(Jerry Lewis eating Chinese food) HOISIN

Been hearing this is a good podcast, if only there was some kind of 'internet' or 'podcasting app' or 'patreon' I could download it from...

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

Luckily we’ll soon be able to use AI to make the things for us, freeing us up to spend 100% of our time making commercials for the things

Me watching Pluribus: this is a crime against humanity and a fate worse than death, this alien infection must be stopped Me watching Avatar: END THE SKY PEOPLE. DESTROY THEM

This is extremely ninja-turtle coded

2025’s not over. Don’t wait until 2026 to hear the Most Important Podcast ever made

Can’t wait to invest in The Luggage

Happy holidays from moms house where we’re watching portrait orientation YouTube videos on the tv 🙂

‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens

Hang a giant dime filled with dynamite from Wayne Tower and wait for him to haul it home

Is there a Batman story where a villain realizes that Batman keeps trophies and uses that against him? Must have happened by now they write a couple Batman stories every year almost

I knew Bluesky would find the Deep Space 9 connection

All I want for Christmas is a darker, more twisted Grinch 🥹

Crying and throwing away all the gift salads I was going to give out this year

Nativist italian americans are so funny. Wym your whole personality is being italian and then talking about immigration the way people used to talk about your ancestors

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

All I want for Christmas is this Kei car I saw in Brooklyn today