italians shock the world by demonstrating ability to coordinate plans and show up on time

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

Doctor wants to take me off the Goblin Formula and try a non-stimulant alternative. I'm up for that, but now I'll need to find an appropriately silly name for the new medication.

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

BAYOU CRIME GHOST might sound like a rejected Scooby Doo pitch, but it's actually a truly killer sequence of quordle guesses.

Does anybody know how to make a fake town/small city map in the style of Google maps? I'm trying to map out Giuliani Gardens for a Swan Boy. I can't find an easy way to do it. This seems like a thing that should be out there for dummies to use.

thinking about which supervillains would edit their own wikipedia pages. the riddler gets ip banned multiple times for doing this

I might never recover financially from this. ( I bought two lightly used chairs so we can stop eating dinner on the couch 'cause it's ruining my back)

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

It really takes just a couple minutes!

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

ko-fi.com/peachgardeng... You can buy: Digital things. Acclaimed TTRPGs from a self-proclaimed generational master of the art. Physical things. One of a kind art hand-printed by a single clumsy human. Metaphysical things. Tarot readings from someone compelled to share courage with others.

Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

Always remember: when you embark on a journey of getting your partner a glass of water. Bring two glasses.

Make a wish!

Disabled queer SEAsian needs 1600 for this month for rent, food, meds, + psych appointment. Posting October early bc it's clear that I won't make my September goal. Please help, I have no income. Still jobsearching after a traumatising welfare check. ko-fi.com/citizenmask/...

The most important thing everyone must know and tell their friends and family is this: Do not talk to federal agents without your lawyer present. Do not talk. Not even a little bit. Ask for their card and say your lawyer will contact them.

#septopolis 29: shout-outs! My new job leaves me less energy to write, so I want to thank @hiriadunning.bsky.social, @muzetrigger.bsky.social, @greethewriter.bsky.social and everyone else who reminded me that there are people out there who might love my book if I can manage to finish writing it.

Still thinking about how The Toxic Avenger has the absolute best comedic riff on the ol' "we're not so different, you and I..."

imagine patenting 26 apparatuses... most of us could only dream 😔

Buffalo, New York: I'll be doing a signing at a screening of the original Toxic Avenger movie this Sunday.

My colleague shaved his mustache :( I thought we were mustache buddies.

you've got to go cry at the movie theatre. that's why we were put on this earth

Catch our first monthly DYV movie watch-along in the official DYV discord server, to celebrate hitting $1300/month on Patreon! 🌟📽️🍿🌟 We're watching THE MUMMY (1999), everyone's favorite adventure flick starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz Wednesday, October 8 at 9pm eastern

I get to post my very small coach picture every time I see the disproportionately large podium in the wild.

The Ones Who Visit Omelas Without Doing a Ton of Research But Then on the Tour of Omelas They’re Like “Wait What the Fuck Did the Tour Guide Just Say”

Gotta hand it to 1993's Hard Target: they put Van Damme on screen -exactly- 2 seconds after I said "when is Van Damme gonna show up?" ...and roughly 3 minutes later he was already kicking dudes in the face.

Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers

Nothing like a big bowl of rice-cooker rice. Best lazy meal ever.

Jessica Fletcher publishes her first mystery novel in the pilot and by episode 4 she has SIX bestsellers to her name. I'm in awe of her time management skills.

"while socialism meant that the people who made the wealth owned it. . . We're taught at such an early age to be against the communists, yet most of us don't have the faintest idea what communism is. Only a fool lets somebody tell them who the enemy is." 3/3

Jessica Fletcher COLD AS FUCK.

#Septopolis 26 A decade-old grudge between two beavers is heating up: Arthur Elmwood (richest beaver in town) has been using his pull to delay work on the town's new optic cable (which would pass through his property) and Samson Tusk (head of the Public Works Collective) is now threatening a strike

It's adderall and Murder She Wrote kinda morning.

Your favorite TNG character is you in the streets and your favorite DS9 character is you in the sheets.

My wonderful wife: "Wow, since he moved to the US Luca has quit smoking, been eating healthier, excercising, working... he clearly has turned a new leaf and I should go visit my friends in Montana, giving him three unsupervised days for the first time in 2+ years." Me, as soon as I get home today:

ISAAC NEWTON: i have just discovered gravity EVERYONE ELSE: hey how come i can't float around anymore

Today at work I got to use a steam cleaner. I've never felt so powerful.

#Septopolis 25 See, this is why I love prompt games like this one: I just realized I don't have enough festivities! I know winter solstice is important and there's a summer fair by the riverbank, but that's basic stuff. Gotta think of more!

This is how I found out lol

an obligatory sparky 😶‍🌫️ #knightsofguinevere #artpost

This was the best, most warm-hearted, and most accessible Marvel book by far, gone too soon (of course). It shall be missed. May Anthony and the wonderful artists he collaborated with know only happiness and success from here forwards.

If Jucika was around, I'd act normal

upper management giger.

The more I think about it the more I’m fascinated with the idea of remastering a game from 2000 to look like a game from 2004.