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I’m a hamster in a plastic ball and I’m rolling towards your fireplace
“The waitress is about to execute you at point-blank range with a shotgun” is one of the few instances I think it’s okay to be a little rude to restaurant staff but I probably still wouldn’t do it
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My favorite thing about Noel is that despite the dangers inherent in being friends with Swan Boy, the worst disasters to befall him are entirely of his own making
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Liam
8 days ago
you will not believe the email we just got
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
23 days ago
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
29 days ago
Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody
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Emily St. James
about 2 months ago
Mandalorians: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk. Grogu: 🎶I can SIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG 🎶
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Not my actual favorite but maybe the one that pops in my head the most often
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2 months ago
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Things that I can eat if I have to be polite about it but won’t seek out on my own: black licorice, ranch, and grapefruit. Of those, I avoid ranch the most, I think it’s absolutely vile
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3 months ago
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Nyahhh, support Swan Boy/Branson or I’ll slug ya!!
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3 months ago
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Patrick Monahan
3 months ago
New Muppet Show yet again confirms the unassailability of the “puppets scrambling to put on a little show” format
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ceej
3 months ago
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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jenny tightpants
3 months ago
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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I don’t want to see another picture of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino unless they have black hoods over their heads at gunpoint
3 months ago
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Opeth Tegan and Sara Bad Religion Iron Maiden Built to Spill
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4 months ago
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Just got back from Marty Supreme, great flick and...THAT WAS PENN JILLETTE??!
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Found out today that I’ll be burying my dad soon and so dealing with that means that I can’t say much about the ICE shooting except that Nuremberg is the moderate position
4 months ago
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Got this fun little pop-up while my brothers and I were discussing end-of-life care for our dad. I’m going to start the Butlerian Jihad.
4 months ago
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Schindler's List, Come and See, The Bridge (the documentary)
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mattie lubchansky
5 months ago
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
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Sleater-Kinney- "Dig Me Out" R.E.M.- "Harborcoat" Iron Maiden- "Aces High" Husker Du- "Something I Learned Today" Kate Bush- "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)"
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5 months ago
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
5 months ago
lmao
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met wife in illegal nba stream chat
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If I had my way everyone responsible for this would wish that they got the leniency of the Nuremberg trials
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6 months ago
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bakoon
6 months ago
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Jay Rigdon
7 months ago
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Jon Bois
8 months ago
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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oh cool so we're just literally doing Clear and Present Danger huh
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Alex Hevesy
8 months ago
BREAKING: The Newest season of the hit show “Love Island USA” will feature the Imperial Japanese Battleship Yamato attempting to beach herself as part of Operation Heaven. The Yamato joins F4U Corsairs, SBC2 Helldivers, and F6F Hellcats for what will undoubtedly be an exciting season.
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bakoon
8 months ago
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
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bakoon
9 months ago
this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes
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cait (and adonis)
9 months ago
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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Ian Boudreau
9 months ago
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
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brendle
10 months ago
when i was a kid, i foolishly believed that hulk hogan represented the stated american values of justice and freedom. as an adult, i realized he represented the actual american values of greed, bigotry, deception and stupidity.
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Dan O’Sullivan
over 1 year ago
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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krat
10 months ago
Hello mudda Hello fadda Globalize the Intifada
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hudge organism
11 months ago
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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11 months ago
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blimp scampi
11 months ago
Happy June Twelfth to all who celebrate
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bakoon
11 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_su...
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bakoon
11 months ago
go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
12 months ago
Look. I spent over a decade saying that Americans know when they are being fucked and now I fully believe they are too dumb to even know that
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
12 months ago
here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?
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I’m kinda mad that the most virulent and consistent Trump critic for the Dems is the fucking billionaire
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12 months ago
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hey Argentina ya'll got any spare Exocets still laying around
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about 1 year ago
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Luke Plunkett
about 1 year ago
"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
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Michael
about 1 year ago
the only way kidnapping and illegally detaining lawful permanent residents (or citizens!) in foreign concentration camps "plays out" is we all live our lives under fascism or the fascists are jailed and many of them executed. that's it. read a fuckin book.
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met wife in illegal nba stream chat
about 1 year ago
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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