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I’m a hamster in a plastic ball and I’m rolling towards your fireplace
Things that I can eat if I have to be polite about it but won’t seek out on my own: black licorice, ranch, and grapefruit. Of those, I avoid ranch the most, I think it’s absolutely vile
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Nyahhh, support Swan Boy/Branson or I’ll slug ya!!
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Patrick Monahan
8 days ago
New Muppet Show yet again confirms the unassailability of the “puppets scrambling to put on a little show” format
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ceej
9 days ago
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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jenny tightpants
19 days ago
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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I don’t want to see another picture of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino unless they have black hoods over their heads at gunpoint
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Opeth Tegan and Sara Bad Religion Iron Maiden Built to Spill
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27 days ago
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Just got back from Marty Supreme, great flick and...THAT WAS PENN JILLETTE??!
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Found out today that I’ll be burying my dad soon and so dealing with that means that I can’t say much about the ICE shooting except that Nuremberg is the moderate position
about 1 month ago
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Got this fun little pop-up while my brothers and I were discussing end-of-life care for our dad. I’m going to start the Butlerian Jihad.
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Schindler's List, Come and See, The Bridge (the documentary)
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mattie lubchansky
3 months ago
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
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Sleater-Kinney- "Dig Me Out" R.E.M.- "Harborcoat" Iron Maiden- "Aces High" Husker Du- "Something I Learned Today" Kate Bush- "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)"
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
3 months ago
lmao
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37 year old on bus reading creepypasta on phone
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If I had my way everyone responsible for this would wish that they got the leniency of the Nuremberg trials
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bakoon
3 months ago
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Jay Rigdon
4 months ago
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Jon Bois
5 months ago
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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oh cool so we're just literally doing Clear and Present Danger huh
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Alex Hevesy
6 months ago
BREAKING: The Newest season of the hit show “Love Island USA” will feature the Imperial Japanese Battleship Yamato attempting to beach herself as part of Operation Heaven. The Yamato joins F4U Corsairs, SBC2 Helldivers, and F6F Hellcats for what will undoubtedly be an exciting season.
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bakoon
6 months ago
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
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bakoon
6 months ago
this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes
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cait (and adonis)
6 months ago
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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Ian Boudreau
6 months ago
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
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brendle
7 months ago
when i was a kid, i foolishly believed that hulk hogan represented the stated american values of justice and freedom. as an adult, i realized he represented the actual american values of greed, bigotry, deception and stupidity.
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Dan O’Sullivan
about 1 year ago
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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krat
8 months ago
Hello mudda Hello fadda Globalize the Intifada
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olympics of chillen
8 months ago
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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boat observer
8 months ago
Happy June Twelfth to all who celebrate
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bakoon
8 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_su...
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bakoon
9 months ago
go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
9 months ago
Look. I spent over a decade saying that Americans know when they are being fucked and now I fully believe they are too dumb to even know that
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
9 months ago
here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?
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I’m kinda mad that the most virulent and consistent Trump critic for the Dems is the fucking billionaire
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10 months ago
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hey Argentina ya'll got any spare Exocets still laying around
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10 months ago
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Luke Plunkett
10 months ago
"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
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Michael
10 months ago
the only way kidnapping and illegally detaining lawful permanent residents (or citizens!) in foreign concentration camps "plays out" is we all live our lives under fascism or the fascists are jailed and many of them executed. that's it. read a fuckin book.
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37 year old on bus reading creepypasta on phone
11 months ago
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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phylan
11 months ago
IT'S TIME ELON
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Chris Person
11 months ago
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
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Aftermath
11 months ago
Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you:
aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...
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David Woodruff
11 months ago
A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time: Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves. Q: Why are you running away? Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels. Q: But you’re foxes! Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
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Mistress Usili (Sage) 🏳️⚧️
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Read this
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