My Elden Ring character’s picture looks so dorky with this helmet in the quit game menu. Like he was too short for his driver’s license photo.

What if the next President was a big ol’ mean catfish? Just a giant real ornery fella’

Hans Holbein the Younger’s “The Body of the Dead Christ in the Tomb.” It made Dostoyevsky have an existential crisis. And I’m not sure what to think of it, when it comes to my faith. But it’s a striking piece nonetheless.

He’s really upset

The IRGC have taken control of Love Island

PaRappa the Rapper is a real dog, so he can't actually understand the words he's rapping. He's just been trained to make those sounds.

I love the Big Boy 📸Fuji X-T100

The Chevy Captiva looks like a car that would be offered on Amazon as: “2014 SUV CAR COMPACT SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE FRONT WHEEL DRIVE SUV FOR MEN FOR FAMILIES CHEVY FORD DODGE TOYOTA HONDA FUEL ECONOMY SUV CAR COMPACT”

I saw the Large Gentleman

They’re bringing back Mitch McConnell as a Brutalis Dreadnought. But they have to make him a Primaris Marine first, and the Adeptus Mechanicus are taking a long time.

The soccer ball used during the USA v. Belgium match had Mitch McConnell’s heart in it and they were trying to kick it back to life. Science is amazing!

It’s a shame that Sony seems to hate its users, because the PlayStation 5 is just an outright better console than the Xbox Series S/X

Even with the loss, we will still be able to enjoy products from Aramco. "Aramco, Where Energy Is Opportunity™"

What’s Lance Stroll doing in the match?

There was a commercial for the US soccer team proposing a soccer game on the Moon. I foresee some difficulties with that proposition.

They should feed Obergruppenführer Platner to a big oyster

DAMMIT. I'm RUINED.

He’s being mysterious today

Shocking New Statistics say that the Average American cannot best The Red Knight of Saxony in honourable combat

Mitch McConnell is being fed 1,000 psykers a day

They're sending me to Volcano Manor

I thought i'd wait for the Discourse around 4th of July and American patriotism to die down before I voiced my opinion: America is Good because it made the movie Heat (1995).

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's dark and atmospheric 1997 psychological horror film "Cure" happened to one of my old coworkers at Home Depot

My dentist has a Telluride

Taxi Driver Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters First Reformed Paul Schrader only works on movies about Normal Regular Guys

What Da Hell Is This?

Having a Delicious Dinner!

MBS is ABSOLUTELY a "Where's my hug at?" guy

What if instead of Richard Mille, IWC, Breitling, etc. the F1 drivers wore Timexes and Casios.

Charles of Claire

Max deserves to be Driver of the Race because he provided the sole moment of excitement to this dull race. That safety car must have been driven by a sentient F1 rule book

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAX HAS BEEN VAXXED

Mary Poppins tried to rush the track and she was tackled by security.

Charles of Claire

Vax Merstappen. Is that anything?

McLaren F1 cars only sustain damage partway through the first lap when they're VERY scared

The American Express and Las Vegas branding at the British Grand Prix is amusing, to me

I’m a Maryland native, who has a great love for the city of Baltimore and its very rich history. So, I am refraining from participating in the greater Star Spangled Banner discussion, as I cannot be unbiased. HOWEVER, we should let John Waters write a new national anthem.

This is my daughter, Lucy xX_SNiP3R_H3DShotz_xX

The big storm is a WOKE Paid Actor

I was always more of a David Gilmour guy

Data is stored in the Center

Howard Elden Ring

I don’t watch a lot of sports, but the World Cup is pretty fascinating. The athleticism on display is pretty wild. They’re kicking that ball at like 60-70mph and running around the whole field for almost two hours. Insane stuff.

The Spanish language broadcast of Cabo Verde v. Argentina is entertaining.

FINISHED

First try’d Starscourge Radahn in Elden Ring. Nbd.

They’re giving me a +5 Chaos Zweihander at work

The Creature Arrives