logging on to bluesky

Just heard Grizz Chapman died. Truly a nice, warm man who loved comedy and loved the recognition he got from 30 Rock. Did a handful of shows with him my first few years in New York and couldn't have been cooler to everyone he came across there.

sexy hot boby

listened to a podcast episode about The Descent and now i have to rewatch The Descent even though it's going to make me so stressed out i have to go to bed for three days

so far the best thing about ff16 is the dog and the "push button to love dog" system

grogu and moo deng are dating. their love is disgusting

the sun doesn't set until 9 pm now, which is annoying because i try to be asleep by 8

sucking dick while wearing a propeller beanie. the propeller is going nuts

Just learned about The Tunegirl, a 63 year old woman from Germany with a day job who is taking off in the edm world for her house sets that are completely analog, no laptops or preset routines or samples. Amazing.

oh no i’m thinking about the fat kookaburra that people kept feeding sausages to again until it was too overweight to fly 😭

Kat Abughazaleh carrying all that shit (because pockets for women’s dress pants are a joke) is all of us

there are no phones in heaven

This is what having a job is like

Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend

Apples, the long-running staple, made our critic think of another fruit: oranges

Try to imagine a Republican Party with a dozen or so staunch abortion advocates. A dozen pro-choice Republicans wrecking every shot at eroding women's autonomy, ruining every anti-choice vote. Can't picture it, can you? Yet we have to accept this kind of Democratic Party, for some reason.

how computers work

big takeaway from ff16 so far is that it's boring. i hope it gets less boring soon

i love when comedy bang bang goes on tour because they release recordings of the shows the next day so there are weeks where a new episode of cbb comes out every day and trying to listen to them all makes me insane and difficult to talk to

you've heard of tacos, now get ready for Tacos For Men™

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

🎵doordash discourse throw back a bottle of beer🎵

Probably even going further back but as far as I’m aware, from the Civil War onwards it has consistently been the wrong play

Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse

the mouth is the reverse butthole of the face

If you are a teacher who your students don't feel comfortable asking for help, get out of education. If you are a union who thinks it's great that students do not feel they can talk to their teachers, shut down.

If you're a Democrat and you confirm someone who refuses to unequivocally say "Joe Biden won the 2020 election," you should lose your job.

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

like many of you i am struggling to fight off a pack of wolves

it's nice to see all these ai-peddling jackoffs getting booed at their commencement speeches but we should also give the students spears and molotovs to throw

this is an excellent website to be on if you're interested in what the most annoying people in the world have to say

when did the final fantasy creators become so totally allergic to the idea of a turn-based battle system

🎵she's a mom and she's staying at home and she doesn't have any children🎵

this is some of y'all

took a sick day because i woke up with a world-ending headache but now the headache is gone and i have the day off and i'm doing the most complicated jig anyone has ever seen

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

Check this shit out motherfucker [I go on a bizarre ban spree and crash my website, its not clear what kind of feature I was trying to vibecode]

its cool that half the executive branch looks like this dude now

final fantasy 16 was made by a team called Creative Business Unit 3, which doesn't inspire a ton of confidence. placeholder-ass name

accidentally bought final fantasy 16 so i guess i'm going to play final fantasy 16

i saw queen elizabeth eating out of the trash behind my apartment. i said "i thought you were dead" and she pulled a gun on me

i've been having lower back problems and i'm convinced the solution is to have a very jacked man pick me up by the ankles and crack me like a whip

when will the fuckass president die

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

i did too much stuff this weekend and now i'm starting the week already exhausted

Jesus, this is insane. Alex is great.

Why would your solution not be to download the software at home idiot www.businessinsider.com/gavin-newsom...

Everyone involved in posting this should be fired and everyone in the chain of command whose office is subject to impeachment, including the president, should be impeached. Just for this. I am not kidding in the least, and Democrats who let this go by without comment are putting us all in danger.

there should be a version of reddit where everyone is already pre-blocked and the site is unusable

we could also literally just not do this we don't need to keep pretending that some vc money hole is real or good