I’m never going to stop being mad that hedge funds and tech middlemen siphoned off all the money that should’ve let someone like Kaleb Horton have the career he deserved

The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein

microdosing the water wars

mark zuckerberg is just so horrible to look at

it should be legal to lightly injure people who don’t follow proper escalator or public transit etiquette

in retrospect it's pretty surprising that i didn't marry a mentally ill man i met on twitter

headlining the riyadh comedy festival and doing that thing where i draw a face on my belly and make it say stuff. the saudis love it but have me killed anyway

one more day of wretched sunshine and then five glorious days of rain. i'm going to stand naked on my roof and scream with joy until a police sniper takes me out

i love the international district but every time i go i spend all the money in my bank account on asian food and groceries from uwajimaya and it's a real problem

recreationally punching myself in the head

There’s nobody in iran or china or north korea who intends more harm for the people who live in america than the people ruling america do. This is the stupidest most vapid most casually bloodthirsty clique of elites to ever exist and the world will be better for its demise

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

had a dream that they announced they were adding jd vance to fortnite and for some reason that was the breaking point. people were out in the streets shooting cops and burning down buildings over it

i need to hang out with my friends this weekend but i also need to play rogue trader for 40 hours

still thinking about the person i saw on reddit earlier this week who categorically refused to play baldur's gate 3 because they were upset that the game had romance options in it

i love my neighborhood pho shop but it needs to be open later than 8. they should be open until midnight for normal people and then there should be a special julia hour from 12 to 1 where i'm allowed to go absolutely fucking wild

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i know i post about this a lot but i really do need the sun to go away now. my mental health will improve by 40 percent when i can go outside during the day without getting all sweaty and hateful

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this has been the longest week in human history so i assume the weekend will also be exquisitely long and not just a tiny blip before the horrors begin again

what a stupid asshole

if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..."

got croissants from a new neighborhood bakery today and they're good but i think they were made with about ten pounds of butter. i got halfway through one and my heart went "fuck this" and exploded out of my chest

it's kind of wild how reddit is full of insufferable dorks no matter what part of it you're on. no subreddit is safe. i don't think i've ever read a reddit post without blocking at least one person in the comments for making me go "ugh" out loud

big long list of losers

It’s very funny that conservatives are right when they complain we have an entire class of layabout freeloaders, but they’re just wrong about what class that is

i hope starbucks goes out of business soon

let my phone get down to 1% battery before i plugged it in. i've never felt so alive. i'm shaking like a leaf

L, and might I add, MAO. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

every woman is a cowgirl

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

oh thank god Neighborhood Listen is coming back in two weeks

The second conjuring movie has the funniest scene where the lady ghost hunter is like hey honey whatcha doing and he’s like oh I’m just making a lil picture and it’s the most horrifying thing you’ve ever seen

rogue trader is so good. i'm having the best time wandering around the gross evil world of warhammer 40k

welcome to my cooking show. spruce up your leftover pad thai with a scoop of peanut butter and a bunch of chili crisp. thank you for watching my cooking show

one of the most boring guys i know dropped everything to sail solo around the world and you'd think that would be an interesting story to follow but he manages to make it tedious

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

on one hand this is abhorrent but on the other hand the rest of our money already has dead racist assholes on it so it wouldn't really be a huge change

"Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said on Wednesday he will join Italy in sending a military warship to protect an international flotilla seeking to deliver aid to Gaza after it was attacked by drones off Greece." www.reuters.com/world/middle...

i always forget that i can't make pies because having pie in my home turns me into a pie demon. the leftover key lime pie in my fridge is the only thing i can think about. i'm sending work emails that just say "key lime pie" over and over like i'm jack nicholson in the shining

a Swan Boy for @bransonreese.bsky.social

Hello fellow internet user, I see you posted a cultural reference I am not familiar with and instead of googling the reference I have chosen to take offense and make it your problem

That man is 46 years old. Fascism is worse than UV rays.

Des Moines has you all beat

made kung pao chicken tonight and it turned out great and was surprisingly easy to throw together and i am feeling pleased with myself

a real "lemon it's wednesday" kind of tuesday

here's a cheez-it that went stale and became a host to ancient evil