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Me forking over $320/month for my dog’s Cushings medication: “Well, needs must” Me looking at a $5 thing of raspberries: “What am I, made of money?”

[arraignment]: your honor my client is being charged with … [checks notes] performing an unlawful exorcism. And well, uhh, you know what they say … possession is 9/10ths of the law

Love in a Cold Climate is really good.

Yikes.

What has four stubby little legs and burped all night?

My dog walking across the keyboard has an accuracy rate of 57.2%

Jane Goodall has been one of my heroes for as long as I can remember. Someone whose brilliance and determination were totally inextricable from her patience and gentleness. Time to go reread In the Shadow of Man 💚

Does it look like a rose yet?

"Don't mind my dislocated jaw, ladies, I got it in the war*" Meanwhile that bird is sitting there looking around like, "are you guys seeing this" *eating a baby

Time to eat sweet plantains!

A friendly reminder: US billionaires have gained $968 billion in wealth so far this year—that’s 30X the annual cost of ACA subsidies Congress is fighting over in the shutdown talks. That $968B is enough to send every single US household a $7,300 check.

5 of the 6 people at my small group table in class are left-handed (self included). We are legion

Apparently, the new cold calling trend is saying "let me check my notes real quick...", then launching into a ten-minute AI-generated summary of the case, most of which was not included in the casebook excerpt

SMALL DOG AT WALGREENS

Everything I know about the practice of law I learned from Hallmark Channel

Someday I’m going to get to the bottom of the conspiracy to convince women that a “popover shirt” is something we need or want

Come back in February

I need a movie/show rec that’s spooky but not traumatizing

This is a stretch, but has anyone on Cross Stitch Sky ever used a bobbin winder on cardboard bobbins? SOS

Wait. Stop everything. Start court rufform here. every court should have floofs.

Follow-up on the Northwestern floofs: chicago.suntimes.com/2023/11/2/23...

Bearrister Solicitfur Affurney at Paw Juris Dogtor

This only happens to you once

Fennel furonds

I just realized submissions are due today and *also* recalled my ill-fated attempt to dress her as a grandma last year. We tried.

Delta would look good as an attorney. She looks good in many costumes. Here’s a Halloween retrospective

Somebody let me borrow a horsehair wig, it’s urgent

One thing the Hallmark Channel has taught me is that law firms are very willing to accommodate your absence if you need to head home to Vermont to help your dad settle a dispute about his pumpkin patch

From Bluesky to IRL: A Saga of Friendship

It would be better if nobody ever, ever skeeted.

Which film from Whit Stillman’s oeuvre is your T-14 and why

I am 602

There’s a decided nip in the air; you may now light your Ghoul Friend candle.

Future casebooks are gonna be bonkers

Megan’s cooking class: that amount of garlic is a suggestion, you should triple it

I often worry about whether I’ll be a good attorney. I won’t do stuff like this, so that’s a start.

You can skip one class and take a mental health walk through the Fancy Mall™️, I give you leave.

don’t learn from history…doomed to repeat it…etc etc

Chaos ensues

**loudly on cell phone at coffee shop** Ohhh, rap**tured**. No no it's fine we can make some last minute edits to the script, It'll still work

Yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes.

On Tongue Out Tuesday, no less.

Please send me your recommendations for Minneapolis restaurants and sights! I’m staying at the purple dot.

When a pillow is stacked beside your bed, you simply must smoosh your face in between. Those are the rules.

This…seems bad?

other law schools take note: this law school has floofs. The bear has been raised

Two floofs in the law school. cc @evanbernick.bsky.social

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

Shout out to the ladies of the Oklahoma Supreme Court for dropping the most fire opinions. Gurich! Kuehn!