Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally.

"This approach was ill advised." You don't say…

Stegosaurus is the best dinosaur, and I will happily do a one on one explanation with every single one of these people polled until they beg me to stop.

You'll be surprised to learn that it just so happened to be the only black student among the group. Well, I say "surprised"

There is no such thing as "too full" when it comes to the freezer. Either improve your Tetris skills or just starve.

Fun fact! There is an alternate timeline out there where freaking *Enron* would've been in Amazon's position. They were buying up data centers in the late 90s for that exact purpose.

It's almost literally

I love zero-context patch notes. > Fixed hanging female bodies in "Secluded Retreat", which were jerking into the stratosphere when hit with items

It's hard to feel sorry for Facebook and co, and they absolutely deserve to be hit with major fines. But we need to be cautious about the method used to get there. Remember, it's the same set of laws that protect *everyone*. The difference is that Facebook can afford the hit.

Martin Luther is a cool guy. He wrote letters about civil rights and doesn't afraid of anything

I have a joke about a pregnant pause, but...

". . . Republicans painting him as anti-White, obsessed with gender and inadequately masculine." Republicans: HE'S OBSESSED WITH GENDER! Also Republicans: He's not masculine enough! ...?

Oh look, it's the outcome everyone warned was going to happen.

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life. I'm serious, read it all please

New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

*Bo Burnham voice* I can't fit my hands inside a...oh what the fuck

hang in there 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

"The other winners of the fourth annual contest were Stephen Coldbert, Pope Frío XIV, The Blizzard of Oz, Svencoolie and Caleb Chilliams, Chicago officials announced." The true extent of human creativity and innovation really does shine when it comes to naming snowplows.

My god, Trump literally unironically did the Downfall meme.

Supreme Court Votes 6-3 To Take Trump's Dick Off Stove; President Expected To Move Dick To Nearby Hot Plate

His name is Nazgul! A gate-crashing dog steals the show at the Olympics : NPR share.google/W47oFZJk3So6...

mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house

Speaking as someone familiar with quantum mechanics, I would say that it depends on how you define "exist." According to the Copenhagen interpretation, it is meaningless to define existence in the absence of observation and

*hair dryer noise*

I've nominated this majority opinion as the new poster child for my campaign to rename "textualism" to judicial astrology.

*stares in emancipation proclamation*

The worsening situation in America moved me to pick up a guitar again after 20 years. This is my first protest song, "Crazy". I'll be releasing seven more original tracks over the next few weeks. It's my first single and my first album. I hope you enjoy. youtu.be/8wyIvDJOccc

President Stephen Miller is a cunt. You can quote me on that.

For perspective, imagine if the question was "Is gravity more clockwise than counter-clockwise?" with the expectation that you'd give a simple yes or no answer. That's about how ridiculous it is to ask "can a man become a woman?" or the likes. It's insane.

I strongly recommend that anyone who wants tech like this go for a @ubiquiti.bsky.social solution. It has a steep learning curve and ain't cheep, but you can totally make it 100% locally hosted with absolute control of who accesses it.

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

I met my wife in a library. That's novel.

VERY important decision here. Patently offensive and incendiary speech like this is the entire reason the first amendment exists. That this man has to spend 20 years in prison for it is a grave failure of the justice system.

The only face that should be shot by the federal government is that of high grocery prices, not innocent citizens.

Literally 100% of the murders in Minneapolis this year were committed by DHS agents.

Dem messaging from this morning: "pwease twump focus on gwocewy pwices" Dem messaging tonight: "ya know what? fuck off." This is an improvement. More fuck words.

*sigh* Please stop targeting and harassing trans women into deactivating their accounts over that stupid Animal Crossing mod thing. We're up to at least three now.

I was standing still in the middle of a hallway without being close to anything sharp or dangerous. The resulting bruise wasn't that painful, but I was so confused as to how it was possible that I can't even remember how I managed to get hurt in the first place.

Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat

This is the core of the 1st amendment on display. You are free to believe [false claim]. You are free to urge others to believe [false claim]. You are even free to lie about why [false claim] is true. But using that lie to instruct others to violently enact [false claim] is *not* protected speech.

Show of hands: who else got put on a list of "genocide apologists" or the likes for telling people not to do crimes and brag about them online?

Coca-Cola and McDonald's decided that AI is the future of marketing. Pop-Tarts just doubled down on the exact opposite of AI instead, and I hope the former are taking notes.

Narrator: Greg Abbott literally pardoned someone who murdered an innocent Texan. And that conviction was secured by the same DA he's complaining about now.

I love this. And I especially love how I'm one of like a few dozen people on the planet who understands just how cursed it is. :)

How the nyt used the Cass report to restart its anti-trans propaganda campaign in the US: Coverage of the report was initially assigned to a nyt UK correspondent, usual practice for a UK report. The story being prepared cited critics who called Cass a shoddy, political document that defied science

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is. It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.

I keep wanting to say something, and I keep not knowing what to say. The trans community does not harm cis people by existing. They are just trying to live their lives, same as anyone else. That life doesn't look exactly like mine; my life doesn't match anyone else's. That's okay.

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